Whether your postman knows he's delivering items from a sex shop to you? This thought just randomly occured to me when I realised love honey actually **REMOVED SECRET PHRASE** put on the front for the return address. Jeez if they do realise, with all the parcels coming from Lovehoney to my address lately he must think either I'm a right nymph or my other half can't satisfy me
Hi! I have wondered if the postie knows but I think number 5 of the forum rules applies here
Ive also wondered this, no doubt pat suspects all plain parcels to contain naughtiness.
Make sure you scroll down to the full paragraph and you should see what AmyA is referring to. I admit I was confused for a minute there. 🙂AmyA wrote:
Hi! I have wondered if the postie knows but I think number 5 of the forum rules applies here
This has been mentioned a few times before. Post men and women do know what the names on the boxes mean but I honestly doubt they care enough to notice who gets a lot from certain places as they have a ton of deliveries to make a day
To be honest I'm not bothered whether they know or not nothing to be ashamed of, was just making reference to it jokingly 😂
Just incase, how do I delete or edit this post? Can't see an option
Don't worry too much, I'm sure Leanne will scrub it when she sees it. 🙂Vampyhooch wrote:
Just incase, how do I delete or edit this post? Can't see an option
To be fair I didn't think of how me putting it here would implicate things :/ if you type it in on Google though it's easily identifiable as love honey
I know, but they try to keep everything as discreet as possible. I honestly wouldn't worry about doing it this once. I'd be surprised if they threw the book at you. 🙂Vampyhooch wrote:
To be fair I didn't think of how me putting it here would implicate things :/ if you type it in on Google though it's easily identifiable as love honey
Hmm I hope not, especially considering I had no idea. Who actively reads forum rules before contributing anyway? I know I don't unless there's an issue .... This one for example :)
Vampyhooch wrote:
Hmm I hope not, especially considering I had no idea. Who actively reads forum rules before contributing anyway? I know I don't unless there's an issue .... This one for example :)
I would recommend that you do read the rules though, for our benefit and yours: https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/help/forum-rules/
They are within the welcome thread and when posting on mobile it states please ensure rules are read 
Yes! I wondered Plain brown boxes kind of shout naughty, don't they?
It's kind of a turn on 😊
I'm always slightly afraid they'll cut off my sex toy supply. It's good, it keeps me honest. 🙂Vampyhooch wrote:
Hmm I hope not, especially considering I had no idea. Who actively reads forum rules before contributing anyway? I know I don't unless there's an issue .... This one for example :)
Not as much as those little black carrier bags the newsagent used to put my porn mags in. Thank heavens for the internet. 🙂Gran wrote:
Yes! I wondered Plain brown boxes kind of shout naughty, don't they?
It's kind of a turn on 😊
Vampyhooch wrote:
Whether your postman knows he's delivering items from a sex shop to you? This thought just randomly occured to me when I realised love honey actually **REMOVED SECRET PHRASE** put on the front for the return address. Jeez if they do realise, with all the parcels coming from Lovehoney to my address lately he must think either I'm a right nymph or my other half can't satisfy me
^^Thankfully, most people don't think like this anymore.
I look at it this way... if my postie knows who its from they either order from LH themselfs so they can't judge or they deliver so many that they have lost interest. There have been weeks where 4-5 parcels have been delivered. If they judge me i don't care we are having a lot of fun with all our LH products.
Not fussed if they do cotton on to be honest. I have no qualms about walking into 'adult shops' on the high street and anyone in the vicinity could see my going in there. Let them judge if they want, I'm enjoying myself too much to worry about the opinions of strangers.
Not to mention the fact that posties are on tight schedules/run off their feet - I doubt they have time to be reading the returns address on everything they deliver. Given the amount of misdelivered letters I get for nextdoor or two streets away, they clearly don't even have time to read the actaul delivery addresses!
I'm sure if the posties could be bothered to shake and examine each parcel they would know where it came from. I doubt they would care about a boring brown box. Had it been a massive dong shaped package that wiggles and buzzes it may peak interest but a box? Nah.
The first couple of parcels delivered can feel a little awkward but by the 50th delivery your 18" dildo is no more embarrassing than an 18" Hawaiian with extra cheese and a coke.
I've never heard of a postie saying "enjoy your new Belladonnas fist pal, just make sure you lube it to the max eh?" They don't have the time to be interested 😉