Love this! 
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Most are called Bob - battery operated boyfriend - preceded by something to make them different. Black Bob, Purple Bob, Thrusting Bob etc - and for the rabbit that really does the business - OMG Bob!!!
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We have toyed (pun intended) with the idea of naming all our toys but so far have only come up with Peter for our dark 7.5inch dildo…
Might need to take a new toy box picture and get some more name suggestions
I’ve never named any of my toys other than what they are eg: happy rabbit, kegal balls, doxy etc.
I’m not imaginative enough 
Let’s see…
The Growler
The Howler
The ‘Better Put A Towel Down’-er
Beady McBeady
Greedy Indeedy
Needy a Speedy
Derek
The Popper
The Whopper
The McRibbed Show-Stopper
Trusty
Thrusty
(Though probably not ‘crusty’)
The HottieTottie
The KnottyBotty
The sci-fi classic, ‘Beam Me Up Scottie!’
Clit Flicker
Bum Licker
Danny the Double Dicker
DoubleD
Hassle-Free
‘Cleopatra’ and ‘Anthony’
(I’m sure there’ll be a few more edited in later 
)
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I’m sure you could write a Dr Seuss story with those toy names!
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Goodness no!!! I can’t even get my kids names right half the time I’d never remember… mind you the muff snuffer is sticking after the other thread
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I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
I do not like love eggs; no thank you ma’am.
Would you like them here… or there… ?
I would not like them here! Or there!
I would not like them anywhere!
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
They do not make me orgasm.
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Mrstoysrus has a large dildo she calls Dwayne “the cock” Johnson 
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I currently do not name any of my sex toys . When I was single most of my sex toys were named by their parents , Lisa , Tarrisa , Julie , Tammy , Pam , Brenda and Terri to name a few .
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We have named a few of our dildos after male celebrities that we both find hot.
Our favourite is a super realistic dildo with moving skin called Chris (Chris Hemsworth)
A lifelike lover dildo called Nick (Nick Jonas)
It’s a bit of fun but we love being able to say things like “I want to pleasure Chris whilst you watch”. Also makes for a more fun threesome roleplay 
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