Long story short, when my partner and I received our first dildo we decided to name it (I don’t remember why or how we got that idea). And later did the same with our rabbit. So we now have a rabbit which we call Barry and a 9inch dildo which we call Keith 😂
My partner and I were randomly chatting about our sex toys tonight and calling them by their names (it’s become so normal for us). And I started wondering whether any of you name your sex toys or is it just us? 😂
My wife and had a rabbit which we called the Kenwood mixer because it was so noisy and sounded like a Kenwood mixer. Unfortunately it wasn’t build like a Kenwood mixer because it doesn’t work anymore 😂
Knubby- 7" flesh tone with a big head, but is very veining with a bulge to the side
The phone pole- This is what happens when you order a toy and it's much MUCH bigger than you expected. "That thing looks like a phone pole".
Mocha- This is actually the phone pole, just in a different color. It is also currently our favorite
The Dark 9- LH claims it's a 9" dildo, but it's actually 12" long with a boomerang type bend about 3-4" from the tip. It is by far the biggest dildo we own and has only been used once, though the orgasms are many.
I have revies on here for both Mocha & The Dark 9. Both were definitely worth the purchase.
I name a good few, a couple of favourites being “the kosh”, metal dildo guaranteed success, the cliterazer, guaranteed to have me squirming and black mamba, hubby named this as it’s his favourite to use on me
