For the first time ever the wife deep throated my cock last night and I have to say it was awesome!!!!! Just had to tell someone!
Wow go Mrs naughtyboy, Congrats are in order
Mrs. Naughty made deep throating her pet project a little while back, which she studied with great enthusiasm. Amid periods of coughing, gagging and profuse eye watering she has now managed to pretty much perfect the art; managing to regularly take Mr. Naughty's entire length on a regular basis - and it should be remembered that Mr. Naughty is built like a Federation Class Battlecruiser!!
Mr. N is so delighted that he has awarded her a little gold star. Mrs. Naughty is also very proud of the fact that she has mastered what, at first appears to be a very difficult art.
Mrs N says - keep trying girls because it is truly worth it from both aspects. I get extremely horny doing it and of course it also has the desired effect on Mr N. Watch this space because I am considering running masterclasses at Naughty Towers and will be using some of our larger courgettes from the award winning vegetable garden to practise on. Mr N quite predictably offered to act as a dummy to be practised on however I think we'll just leave him as a dummy, ha, ha!
Awww give us some tips then Mrs N. I told OH this morning that when he can get 7" of the (very large) cucumber, that is in the fridge, down his neck then I'll make more of an effort!!
PS - can I ask the blokes how being deep throated feels? Is it like sliding into a pussy? OH says there is nothing that feels quite as good as a pussy. Ta!
I am practising with Tesco's finest babanas which l would point out campers are not a fruit, but are indeed the largest herb in the world- did you know that BBG
@ tallboy - as a sagacious oracle BBG obviously knows this. However we doubt he is using one to practice deep throating.
@Horny Pony - Yes it is quite like sliding into a tight pussy but the pressure points are different and the spectacle of a man's entire penis disappearing into his woman's mouth is most horny.
As for tips Horny Pony here are a few of my tips - practice, practice, practice. You need to tilt your head slightly so your throat is straight otherwise the penis will hit the back of your throat and believe me you'll gag. Make sure your mouth is really lubricated and take it in very slowly. For heaven's sake, don't let your partner grab hold of your head and force it, i.e. like in the staged porn films. As you take his penis in your mouth push your tongue forward so it sticks out over your bottom lip. Take his penis in a deep as you can go and then stick your tongue out, hold it there for a while and get used to the sensation. This helps when you push forward beyond the natural sticking point (gag reflex). The gagging and tears streaming down your face is a normal reaction and you won't believe the amount of saliva it generates which in turn helps with deep throat.
You will make some wonderful noises but I find these a turn on as does Mr N who has been capering around like a dog with two tails once I'd perfected the technique. I can now manage to do several deep throat thrusts in succession but am still working at being able to take it the whole way more or less as many times as I like.
Don't give up because it will seem impossible at first. I hope this helps and I'm sure Mr HP won't mind you practicing.
Mr HP just had a silly grin when I mentioned lots of practicing. So best position for a beginner to help keep the neck straight??
Thanks so much!
Unless you want a thingy with a kink in it l suppose, and if you do take the time to ensure the kink is the right way round to ensure constant g.spot stimulation. Also don't in an unguarded moment give the game away while tucking into toad in the hole while round at the in-laws ha ha- downing the toads in 1 in mean.
Tallboy
How about progress reports!!!!!!!!!!!
For heaven's sake, don't let your partner grab hold of your head and force it, i.e. like in the staged porn films.
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Seriously though, I have to have 'help' to deep throat properly... my gag reflex is too strong to be able to do it without a little force. Luckily I don't mind though!
Mrs Oliber has been practising, but she refuses to accept substitutes!
I'm not big by any standards, but she loves it when i grab her head and use her mouth, usually she only misses one or two, but manages to carry on!
She hasn't resorted to the chains yet, but we've had sessions where she insists on satisfying her oral fixation, evil woman won't even let me touch her when she gets like that!
head back over arm of settee i finds the best way to practice, ex use to do this, must say it fab...
Mrs Strapon deepthroats like a pro!
I actually DO get to grab her head and shove it down every inch of length without her pulling back at all...just like a porn movie! But...as Mrs Naughty was saying.... dont do that the first time! You will end up with puke all over your penis!
As for how it feels....it just feels AMAZING! You get a feeling I can't really describe, but its much better than normal head. Personally... I wont settle for normal head anymore. Deepthroat is compulsory for me now! x
Wow Strapon, Imelda sure is in for a treat !!!!!!!!!!!!
Tallboy
She really really is! I wanted to leave the amazing deepthroat skills as a surprise but couldn't resist divulging the info!
might just have to give the deep throating a try later
Go for it sexychic....definately try a banana first if you've never given it a go! x
Oh...and let us know how you get on! x
Bugger- very busy night already and l have to go and play at being Jamie Oliver !!!
Back later peeps.
Tallboy
na sod the banana i usually just go for it when its something new, ill defo let you know how I get on though