Oooohhhh. Good thread! Ok so first I would HAVE to get a quick kick to the balls just to see if it is worse than a 9lb baby coming out your hooha. I'd have a pee, I would helicopter it after the pee not whilst peeing. Oh and I would stroke my beard whilst thinking
I'd get my penis pierced: shaft Apadravya.
If I was a woman for a day I'd scissor my OH.
AsYouWish I've held my OH's while he's had a wee and I know it does not always go where you want it to, no matter how good you're aim 😂
Good empathy building!VioletWolf wrote:
AsYouWish I've held my OH's while he's had a wee and I know it does not always go where you want it to, no matter how good you're aim 😂
Good thread this one :)
i would want to recieve oral, have a prostate enduced orgasm, pee against a tree, go for a number 2 to see why it seems to take sooo long being male and then i would scrach my balls for the rest of the day 
RosyCheek wrote:
Oooohhhh. Good thread! Ok so first I would HAVE to get a quick kick to the balls just to see if it is worse than a 9lb baby coming out your hooha. I'd have a pee, I would helicopter it after the pee not whilst peeing. Oh and I would stroke my beard whilst thinking
Oh my goodness this is hilarious
I flipping love this thread so funny! Thanks for coming up with this 😊💗
Jezebelle, I'm afraid I would look pretty ropey in ladies lingerie, and that's probably a good as if I was into dressing up in it I'd spend a fortune on here. Anyway, I think it looks much better on the ladies.
Double penetration, by toys or other. I wonder how that feels???😏
Just come home from work, sit down and do f#$k all. 😂 coming home to a clean house, cooked dinner and freshly washed bedsheets and pjs. Wow! I couldnt think of anything better 😀