Alicia D'amore wrote:
lickmadick wrote:
have you got me then?
No - a connective tissue disorder. It's similar in terms of symptoms though.
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But with more emphasis on the joint pain side whereas ME has more emphasis on the fatigue side - though they both have both symptoms.
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now i understand your problem ..yep my mate father was continually nodding off willy nilly it took a while but now he's pretty ok and well again ..I hope this happens for you too adx
lickmadick wrote:
now i understand your problem ..yep my mate father was continually nodding off willy nilly it took a while but now he's pretty ok and well again ..I hope this happens for you too adx
External Media It's embarrassing and frustrating and sometimes there is very little I can do about it - but luckily the people who know and love me understand :)
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Mousex85 wrote:
I'd say that was more embarrasin for her :P more a semi-horror sex story for yourself lol
not really she thought it was funny and told everyone down the pub while she was drunk... including my parents!
Well, not alot I could've done but 2 of my exs have had seriously heavy period bleeds when we were having sex, like I mean, it went everywhere! I'm a modern and understanding man, so I know it happens. It didn't gross me out so much as it made the exs feel really embarrased! I told them not to worry and helped them clean up.
Using anal beads on my OH... neither of us realising she had a little bit of an upset stomach, as she was just about to orgasm I pulled them out... the rest writes itself!
lover9110 wrote:
Using anal beads on my OH... neither of us realising she had a little bit of an upset stomach, as she was just about to orgasm I pulled them out... the rest writes itself!
I went on a date and this guy thought it would kinky if we get it on in the office. So he manage to get a key to his friend office...I don't know what he told him but he had the keys XD
After all the fun we had in there and it was getting to early morning so we thought we should leave before people turn up for work. While he was unlocking the door he said "imagine if we got locked in?"...and then the key broke while he was unlocking the door.
We managed to get spare key over .. but he had to phone his friend up explained the situation and woke up his brother at 4 in the morning and pick up the keys. lol :( Was so embarrassing for me as that was the first time meeting his brother. :p
ooh well fancy that it happened once to my oh with me luckily was the best early morning sex i've had
^ Got one similar to that!
In a brand new relationship when we headed to the bedroom for the first time i'd completely forgotten to warn him i suffer from occasional seizures. He had his face in my happy place and seemed to think he was giving me the best orgasm ever, only to find it was actually the start of a fit.
Horrifying at the time but after he'd got over the shock he had plenty of fun telling people his sexual skills bring on seizures.
my most embarrassing time was when i was dating a guy when i was in university. we went back to his shared house after a night out thinking all his housemates were still in town. we were in his room and we were being noisy safe in the knowledge that we were alone. i was on all fours on his bed completetly naked doing it doggie style when all of a sudden, his mates burst in and took a picture. i was mortified and couldnt look any of them in the face again. i am not with that guy anymore but that isnt the reason we broke up. i still have nightmares though
LoveHoney - Hella Rouge wrote:
I am loving this thread!
Mine isn't quite as funny. When I woke up in the middle of the night with my boyfriend at the time having sex with me. I went mental and made him sleep on the sofa. Was the first time I was ever aware of having sexomnia and I had apparently instigated the entire thing. I didn't believe him until it happened again with someone else.
I suffer from this too so I can't share a bed with a 'friend' - whichever sex, as I'm scared of it happening;)
haha ohh i love reading stories :)
well, i'll share mine too..
worst n embarressing time for me..
my girlfriend has the most 'intense orgasms' when she lays on her belly.. like doggy but laying down? probs a real name for this but this was the first position she was able to climax in, anyway, we was about to have sex and i like her to make me orgasm before she gets on top or i do, but she didnt, she sucked n then got on top.. so i knew it wouldnt last as long :D
but we continued with her on top n then i rolled her over n went on top, i noticed i was quickly near orgasm so decided get her onto her front.. at the time we wasnt 'protected' think she just came off the implant n onto the pill so we was being silly n we both knew i couldnt come, inside. so as i got to the point.. she started to moan alot n squeeze her hands.. and i thought i could make her come before i did.
thing is, it didnt go to plan and i was about to come so pulled out n came on her back! (Which is a first, never done that stuff before) she was so close. she just turned around n was like WTF?!?!?! n was getting angry :D i was laughing a lot, but it was very embarressing... its still my fav moment
Having sex with a guy when I was 17 and my dad walking in on us. He hated the guy I was with too and not only threw him out of the house, forbid him from ever coming back.
Never been caught but had a few sex related ones
Parents using the printer in my room while i was in college, out of paper so go to load it and knock a brown cardboard box off the shelf - it had over 150 condoms in it - all variety's, When they confronted me when i got home i did reply "Well you did say you dont want grand children"
Other one was i had the house to myself after taking my lass to work, put some of her far more rude underwear through the wash with a couple of towels but had to shoot out to help a friend get her car started, My parents made it back home before i did and went to put some work clothes through the now finished machine, pulled out one of the towels and literally everything flew out of the machine
I laughed but my mrs could not look my mum in the eye for a month
Ah, my worst one was utterly mortifying. I was only about 18 and living at my parents before going off to univeristy.
Doing an ex doggy style over my dad's antique billiard table. Lovely girl. Curvy - lovely boobs. Anyway, it's 3am and we are going at it hammer and tong.
Until Mummy walked in.
Girlfriend mortified. Mother furious. Me, left butt naked with a rubbered up erection looking embarassed while mother starts screaming.
For months to come, at every family bash we had, my younger sister would make jokes about it.
Awful.
Worst one I had was ages ago... I was about 16, and i'd just worked out that you could use an electric toothbrush to masturbate with. First time i tried it, my mum walked in. I had the covers over me, but i couldn't get the damn thing turned off quick enough. She tried to have a normal conversation with me, but as she was leaving, she smiled and said:
"I hope that's your toothbrush, not mine!"
glitterkitty wrote:
Worst one I had was ages ago... I was about 16, and i'd just worked out that you could use an electric toothbrush to masturbate with. First time i tried it, my mum walked in. I had the covers over me, but i couldn't get the damn thing turned off quick enough. She tried to have a normal conversation with me, but as she was leaving, she smiled and said:
"I hope that's your toothbrush, not mine!"
Absolutely brilliant. Completely cracked me up, as did several others.
Mine is horrific and still makes me feel sick today, thinking about it, assuming it's true.
One evening, I had been out with a few friends and was slightly the worse for wear, upon returning home. Apparently I went straight upstairs, stripped off and fell asleep on the bed. At some point, I was awoken by the shrieking of my ex-partner, followed by several blows to the head and demands that I get out of her house immediately.
Apparently. her dog, a little Yorkshire Terrier, had decided to investigate my privates and was lapping away enthustiastically, as the ex-partner entered the bedroom. Needless to say, we split up shortly afterwards, although the revolting little hound does not appeared to have suffered any ill effects.
Despite being oblivious as to what was going on, I remain traumatised to this day and could never have another dog in the house. The worst thing is that it seems that I had more sex with the dog than I ever did with its owner!
ooo, I'm not suprised you're traumatised by that!
I have been caught a few times.
The one that springs to mind as the most embarrassing was when I got some new shows, there where 7inch platforms with clear sole/heel and white pvc straps that crisscrossed up the calf. They were my 'porn star' shoes. So I dressed up in them, a white PVC nurses outfit, hold up stockings and did my make-up, then sat on the dinning room table legs apart waiting for the ex to come in knowing it would be the first thing he saw as he walked though the door. Only he had brought a friend home from work and he let the friend in first... I never ran up the stairs so fast in my life which wasn't that easy with those heels on!
can you not edit posts it should read new shoes..
