Is it just me, or is this one just a bit freaky?!?
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17712
O_O
Hmmmmm.....its borderline but would be pretty impressive to pull out of your sex toy drawer the first time you get it on with a new partner just to see the look on their face lol! I might buy one just for fun!!!
Lol, good point claire!
lol the one with the mistash just killed me to funny I like the gorge bush one I want a tony blair one lol
Kitty_McPlunder wrote:
Is it just me, or is this one just a bit freaky?!?
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17712
O_O
I reckon my OH would love that! Sadly I've already got him his Valentine's present, but I'll have to remember that one for another time.
I jsut stumbled upon this on LH. No idea what it's like but the name and the packaging put me off!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=18091
I've lost count of toys that look amazing but then they land with an almighty clang when you read something like behold THE THUNDEREROUS DICKERSAURUS. Or the packaging has porn on it. Another thing that looks incredibly dated.
I saw that and had to put it on my wishlist! I think it looks great fun! I actually quite like the comic strip (!) packaging, it's a bit different!
xxKPxx
It does kind of remind me of and old Sonic Youth cover. Maybe this is the Indie Kid's sex toy.
masterandslave wrote:
Sorry LH but this looks weird and painful!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17618
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I want!! My man is looking forward to going out in public with me wearing the love egg and him having the remote so that would be fun External Media
Back to the OP how random! I suppose someone will buy it though x
Tigerlilies wrote:
I jsut stumbled upon this on LH. No idea what it's like but the name and the packaging put me off!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=18091
I've lost count of toys that look amazing but then they land with an almighty clang when you read something like behold THE THUNDEREROUS DICKERSAURUS. Or the packaging has porn on it. Another thing that looks incredibly dated.
I think the remote looks huge! Name is a bit ott too x
I thought it looked a little odd, a strange fusion between a tamgotchi and what you crush spices with.
My first ever toy was an iGasm from ann summers. It was rubbish, not very powerful and it broke after two months and I didn't even use it that much! Although that egg looks interesting, it's wireless at least which is a bonus.
Lady Lillith wrote:
My first ever toy was an iGasm from ann summers. It was rubbish, not very powerful and it broke after two months and I didn't even use it that much! Although that egg looks interesting, it's wireless at least which is a bonus.
Until the mircowave sets you off on a screaming orgasm... leaving you with a cold lasagne...
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15574
Vibrating Knicker massager
LOL what a load of rubbish! I came across this on the sales page,It looks like a ''brush'' for the lady area? But its supposed to be a vibrating brush to wear at all times-ouch ! Weird
Angelx wrote:
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15574
Vibrating Knicker massager
LOL what a load of rubbish! I came across this on the sales page,It looks like a ''brush'' for the lady area? But its supposed to be a vibrating brush to wear at all times-ouch ! Weird
If you have pubes it works like vulva velco.... ouch.
WandA wrote:
Lady Lillith wrote:
My first ever toy was an iGasm from ann summers. It was rubbish, not very powerful and it broke after two months and I didn't even use it that much! Although that egg looks interesting, it's wireless at least which is a bonus.
Until the mircowave sets you off on a screaming orgasm... leaving you with a cold lasagne...
I had to have a giggle at that!
http://www.sextoysex.com/prod_info.php?a=sextoyspro&pnum=DJ5004-00
one website described this as "SIAMESE TWIN PENISES JOINED AT THE SCROTUM". ?!?!?!?
Double ended dildos should not be realistic. Or have testicles. Fact.
SS xx
SweetSubmission wrote:
http://www.sextoysex.com/prod_info.php?a=sextoyspro&pnum=DJ5004-00
one website described this as "SIAMESE TWIN PENISES JOINED AT THE SCROTUM". ?!?!?!?
Double ended dildos should not be realistic. Or have testicles. Fact.
SS xx
Arn't they bike handle bars?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Clearly I just have a dirty mind. Bike handlebars. Obviously.
How about this beauty? http://www.sextoysex.com/prod_info.php?a=sextoyspro&pnum=DJ0415-00
I know we are an accepting bunch and use of the phrase "eeew" is frowned upon because we are open minded and lovely. But seriously. Eeew. It looks like it was recently severed from a cadaver.
SS xx
Was there a time limit on making that thing?
Must of taken at least several minutes (if we include glue setting times, 30 seconds tops if we don't)...
Maybe its actually for nose picking in awkward social situations...