My Reviews

[Mint-Monster]

by @Mint-Monster , 16/11/2020
OhMyG Rechargeable Extra Quiet G-Spot Massaging Vibrator

Blended Orgasm Calling

Many thanks to Lovehoney for sending me this to review.

This is one of those toys that doesn’t look like a blatant sex toy. In fact, it looks more like a futuristic telephone. It even comes in gift worthy Iphone-like box. A nice bonus is the satin storage bag along with simple instructions. It has a lovely quality and weight, too. The whole thing is solid apart from the soft pearl.

The charging port is pretty phone-like, too. Sometimes it seems a bit temperamental and wants to only accept one way up like a fussy USB, and other times it’s fine? The charge light is actually heart shaped. Cute! This will flash while charging and stay solid when complete. It also flashes if it’s low on power. Charging time is about average, but the battery life isn’t that long. Maybe about 3-4 sessions? Instead of stopping dead during use, mine just doesn’t switch on until it’s had some juice it in. What a diva! The funny thing is that it wasn’t flashing during my previous session, so I wouldn’t know it needed more power until I try to turn it on again. Like the battery drains when it’s not on or it simply refuses to turn on unless there is a certain percentage of battery? Strange.

There’s only 3 settings with one control button to keep things simple. The pearl basically pulses up and down to mimic a fingering motion to stimulate the G-spot. Same type of rhythm for all 3, only the pace changes. I didn’t have any trouble getting enjoyment from all of them in equal measure. It would still be interesting if it had a vibration function or other rhythms. The curved body and prominent pearl make it a great G-spotter in general even when it’s not switched on. So if it runs out of battery, all hope isn’t lost.

It can take some practice to get the pulsing pearl in the right spot. I felt that angling and pressing it firmly upward was the best otherwise I could barely feel it. You don’t have to move or thrust much as the pearl will be doing most of the work - you just need to focus on your position and pressure. That added weight behind it does help in this regard, though. It’s comfortable to hold and doesn’t tire my hand out. I was a little worried about it pinching my insides at first, but it hasn’t done so. Phew! However, it feels like it’s “hooking” me at times if I try to take it out while it’s pumping. It makes a clanking sound if it catches which is a bit jarring. I’d recommend either switching it off first or angling it away to avoid this. The shape and firmness can be uncomfortable if you move around with it inside, too. Being on my front or back were as good as each other once I got the hang of it. The small tip and increasing girth still make it a decent dildo. The pearl also feels surprisingly good on my clit and opening - almost like a tongue or wet finger. It’s a great little tease and I like mixing it up in play time. I’ve even managed to climax with it pumping on my clit which was surprising. The constant tapping on my G-spot builds me up for more intense blended orgasms when paired with clit stimulation. This sensation is even better as I contract. They last longer for an awesome ride out, too. It’s one of the few toys that makes me buck my hips as I climax. Wow! As this is G-spotter, don’t forget to put down a towel or two as there’s a possibility of some heavy showers. At least it’s splash proof. My favourite pairings were with my flickering tongue and squishy wand vibes. Even when I took my clit vibe off to prevent climax, the pearl would keep the fire burning so to speak.

It’s surprisingly quiet. There’s no vibration, so no buzzy bee sounds. It makes more of a ghostly chant with an added tapping noise as the pearl goes up and down. It’s not something you have to worry about people in the next room hearing. The rat-a-tat-tat sound didn’t really bother me - only the clanking when it hooked on something did.

Cleaning is pretty straight forward with some toy cleaner and water - just try to avoid drowning the charge port. A little brush may be helpful for the design indentations. But how do you polish that pearl? Not to worry. You can actually pull the pearl out of its resting position to give it a more thorough scrub. I felt it was better to pull it at the top and bottom rather than at the sides. You can simply push it back in when you’re done. This part may seem a little scary as no one wants to damage their toy by pulling and prodding it. The instructions say you can also press the power button a few times to make it recede automatically, but I’ve never needed to do this.

Overall, this can be a fun and intense toy. There’s a few added bonuses that make it stand out from other G-spotters and the noise level helps, too. I just wish it wasn’t such a power diva! It may look like a funky telephone, but I don’t think I’ll be hanging up yet.

Overall Rating: 4/5

Pros: Quality feel and weight. No vibe noise. Pearl power for blended orgasms. Squirt potential.

Cons: Battery life and diva-ness. Clanking sound. Can take some practice. Limited settings.

Bottom Line: With some practice, it can be the pearl to your oyster.

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

Ok, big caveat on this one. I couldnt get on with this piece. Might be my build, breast size or how curvy i am but it wouldnt sit nicely for me. Other reviews have been positive though so i may be just unlucky.

by @Green_Eyed_Girl , Date of Review
Lovehoney plus size red naughty elf dress

Not sold on it

This outfit has lovely fabric. its soft and very nice against the skin with a good lining preventing the faux fur from being itchy. It fit well, being very comfortable on and I loved the bow on the back, which was very pretty and also fun to untie as the ribbon is so long. I also liked how the dress cut away in the front showing off my cleavage. The pompoms where well attached, giving the bottom of the dress a lot of movement and the whole piece is finished well with nice details.

if your into roleplaying a naughty elf/santa fantasy i can see it being fun, But i didn’t find it particularly flattering for my curvy 16 on top, 18 on bottom shape. The v on the front refused to sit well and gaped annoyingly below the red tie that keeps the sides together and the fur hid rather than accentuated my B cup breasts making me look quite boyish from the front. I could see it possibly working if i had a bigger cup size or was less curvy.

The thong fit excellently and was very comfortable, i actually think it was my favourite part and i’ll definitely be wearing it again.

This isn’t one i personally will pull out again, but i can see it working for a different body type than mine. If you want to play bad elf under the Christmas tree its very comfy and easy to slip on and as a bit of fun is amusing. It wasn’t the sexiest piece of dress up though for me.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: Soft fabric, great finish, well lined with a pretty bow on back

Cons: Gaped unappealingly in front and refused to sit well. Wasnt terribly flattering in back

Bottom Line: Nice fit but didnt flatter, though as a piece of roleplay was amusing.

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 28th August 2021
Lovehoney Red Naughty Elf Dress

Be the Naughty Elf that’s not on the Shelf!

I am a big fan of Christmas dress up and this is my absolute new favourite. It is by far the most fun festive outfit I have and afterall Christmas is all about the fun.

The packaging is nothing to get excited about but the outfit itself is superb. The stitching is all very clean and the make quality very high. The stretchy red velvet is extremely comfy to wear and a fabulous very rich, shimmery colour much nicer than you normally get with Christmas dress up. The skirt and sleeve edges are unhemmed but you’re an elf and they’re meant to be, this makes the triangular sleeve edges curl up slightly which I think actually adds to the structure and cuteness of the dress. The white fur trim is standard synthetic but very comfy to wear and very inviting to stroke. The pom poms are just the right weight and bounce and dance about delightfully. They have a weird feel to them if you squeeze them, rather like cotton wool, don’t squeeze them though and they’re perfect.

The bit about me… I am a tall (just short of 5’9’'), fairly athletic build. Pretty non-existant 36A boobs, a small, flat waist but a big bottom and thunder thighs. Overall a 12-14 but much bigger below than on top.

I was very worried that this, like most Christmas dresses, would be far too short but the clever cut makes it perfect. Yes, bum cheeks are exposed at the back but that’s great as the pom poms just hang off and swing and bounce and at the front nothing is exposed that shouldn’t be as the cut means you get a strategically placed long section to the front with a higher cut at the thighs which helps elongate the legs. Very flattering.

The cut at the top of the dress is also cleverly thought out. It is certainly designed to accomodate larger boobs than mine but there is a clever red ribbon tie that means you can bring in the deep V cut if, like me, you need it narrower. In all lingerie I love a deep V cut, I think it’s extremely flattering on me and this is no exception.

The dress comes with a matching thong which again, unusually in this type of outfit, has been really well made. It has the same rich stretchy velvet to the front and base with a cotton gusset sown in for the health and wellbeing of the ladyparts, the rest is a very stretchy, shimmery elastic and the whole thing fits my rotund bottom perfectly and comfortably.

The belt is not the highlight of the outfit and at first I intended to replace it (as I’ve done with all Chistmas dresses in the past!). It is a simple ribbon that ties at the back but having worn the dress all day (…on a sunny August day because there’s never a bad time for festive fun!) it has grown on me. The tie at the back is cute and fun and fits with the rest.

I thoroughly recommend this outfit and think it will fit most of the designated size range due to the fabulous stretchy fabric though a 6 is more likely to find it too big than a 16 too small. For me, it is perfect. I challenge you to channel your inner Trixie Tinselicker or Holly Jollyfuck and be ready to climb on Santa’s lap.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: The cut, the style, the fabric, the fun.

Cons: The feel of the pom poms is the only negative.

Bottom Line: Fabulous, feisty, festive fun!

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Thought I’d pop mine in too just for balance .

@Green_Eyed_Girl I’m assuming you’re the lower end of the plus sizing? As I say in my review I do think this is probably better if you’re not the lower end of the size range. I certainly think it looks better from the front more stretched out on me than it does on the model who is certainly more petite than myself.

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

Yes, im kind of either side of the small/plus size range (irritatingly). Like you i definitely feel it looks better with something filling it out more, especially in top (something i mentioned in review too).

[Peitho]

by @Peitho , 8th October 2021
We-vibe Bloom App Controlled Rechargeable Vibrating Kegel Balls

Perfection if not for the Bloom-ing Connection

Like all We-vibe toys this comes nicely presented and I am keeping the box with its padded cutout to store my Bloom in along with its charging cable as it’s ideal but immediately lost the plastic cover bit inside which is a pain to get on and off. It comes with a basic picture guide instructions which I found suffficient though the full instructions for all current We-vibe toys can be found here if you want a bit more help. You also get a storage bag if you prefer that to the box and a sachet of lube.

I found the picture and description on the site a little confusing. I wasn’t sure if you had one double bubble piece to start with and worked up to two marble shaped balls or what quite… this was probably just me being stupid (and I could, of course, have watched the video). You have the one double bubble shaped vibrator with three interchangeable differently weighted heads which is genius for upping the intensity as you progress with them. They screw on and the total weights of the three different options are 44g, 62g and 78g.I have tried them all out but will be sticking with the heaviest option as I have pretty strong kegals and get the most benefit and enjoyment from this set up.

Like all We-vibe toys the silicone is high quality and lovely to touch. The charging point is inside, directly under where the screw on top connects. It is a bit stiff to push the charging cable in but once you do you get a slowly pulsing orange light just above the power button. Once fully charged this remains constantly lit.

The app is really easy to download and when it’s got a connection and is working it’s brilliant! The variety of preset vibes is superb and there’s lots of scope for creating your own. I do have the We-vibe Melt as well but I never actually bothered installing the app before and just used the controls on the handle. I have now connected my Melt too and it is awesome. The downside is that the Bluetooth connection to the Bloom is terrible. I have a Tile on my keys that can hold it’s connection to my phone across a couple of fields but this fails constantly at barely any distance from my vagina. I don’t think it’s a problem with the app as the Melt works well from three rooms away… not that that’s overly helpful with the Melt however I’d like my OH to be able to work the Bloom when we’re out. I know it has to work through my vagina but to my knowledge that doesn’t have an impenetrable lead lining and other toys like the FSOG Relentless Vibrations Egg work fine.

One good thing is that when you’re using one of the default patterns when it loses connection the Bloom itself just keeps on going and to reconnect you don’t have to remove it or do anything other than tell the app to reconnect therefore if you’re out and about with it I recommend sticking with the preset vibes and I had a lovely supermarket shopping trip in this manner, reconnecting again after I left the store. The other great thing is that once inserted it is so quiet, I have no quarms using this out and about anywhere.

In terms of the vibes, at maximum intensity (reached with a simple swipe up the screen) they are really strong and beautifully rumbly compared to other kegals and eggs I have used. The presets consist of a constant setting and then 9 others of waves, steps and various throbbings. Generally with vibrators I’m all about the strong constant vibe but with this my absolute favourite is the heartbeat setting… though obviously still maximum intensity! You can also have it set to work off patterns you or your OH draw on your screen. Audio the phone is listening to like your OHs voice (a little kinky, I like it) or music on your phone… my personal favourites were when I was buzzing along to Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” and Iron Maiden’s “Can I Play with Maddness”, the latter seeming most appropriate! The design of the app is brilliant, there are very few instructions with anything We-vibe related but the interface on the app is extremely user friendly and straight forward to use. It’s just a shame the connection to the Bloom is pretty rubbish!

I have had a wonderful time using both the Bloom and the Melt together at home. You can switch between toys on the app and when adjusting settings on one the other continues on whatever setting it is on. I went with the heartbeat on the Bloom and then controlled the Melt to a very intense blended orgasm that I could have gone on and on with if not for the sharp, stabbing cramp that set up camp in my left thigh!

Cleanup is a breeze, the heads can be fully submerged in water no problem and to clean the rest I leave whichever head is attached tightly screwed on, use a blitz of sex toy cleaner and a warm water wash. Then I unscrew the head and give a quick wipe around the base end seal as I don’t think it would like water in it’s cable connection.

Overall this toy is almost perfection, there is so much to love if only the connection to the app worked better. It is still a very welcome addition to our toy box but I would love We-vibe to improves the Bluetooth reciever in the Bloom.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Powerful vibes, great weight, excellent app features.

Cons: Terrible Bluetooth connection.

Bottom Line: A truly superb toy let down by a lousy Bluetooth reciever.

[Siamesecult]

Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo 6 Inch

• Realistic dildo with balls and bendable shaft for lifelike solo or shared play
• Non-intimidating 5 inches of insertable length, ideal for beginners
• Defined head, veined shaft and firm balls offer real-deal stimulation
• Bendable shaft to achieve versatile, satisfying angles
• Harness-compatible with suction-cup base for partner play or hands-free adventures

Siamesecult

4.0 star rating

10/01/21

A Nice Dildo that Comes Short

Review by Siamesecult on 1 Oct 2021review stating A Nice Dildo that Comes Short

There’s no actual complaints about this dildo. A fair size, great material, and very easy to clean. The suction cup holds pretty well also.
The downside of this dildo is not an issue with it honestly, I just purchased this at a bad time in my anal adventure.

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Pros:

The suction cup is strong and holds for vigorous riding

Cons:

The lack of size

Bottom Line:

Great for someone wanting a smaller toy

Tell me how bad I did on this. Need help

[anon85834913]

by @Peggly , 20th Feb 2020
Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator

Amazing Thrusting Fun Factory Vibrator

If you are looking for something quite different in a vibrator, look no further, the Fun Factory Stronic Real just might be the one.
As always, Lovehoney shipped our new toy quickly & in plain packaging, and we couldn’t wait to try it out. To be honest, we didn’t know quite what to expect with this one, as there was not a lot of detail around the ‘thrusting’ feature in the product description online, and we wondered if, like some others, the shaft lengthened and shortened. Not so, however, and this is what makes the Stronic Real unique, internal moving parts make the whole vibrator move back and forward.

If you place it in the palm of your hand (for example) and turn it on, it jiggles back and forth on its own. Held tightly, the movements are more shallow and make it feel closer to a regular vibrator, whereas held loosely, the movements are more pronounced. It is quite a different vibrator from the normal, and we found it took a bit to get used to, but certainly felt very good after a bit of experimentation.

The controls are easy to use and well thought out. The red ‘Fun’ button turns the vibe on and off - it also has a travel mode that you can activate to stop it turning on accidentally. The plus and minus buttons let you cycle through a very good range of patterns and ‘algorithms’.

Being a Fun Factory product we expected it to be of high quality and weren’t disappointed. The silicone shaft is silky smooth with no molding lines. The shape is pleasing and ‘non-veiny’. The handle end is well shaped and easy to hold., and features a magnetic charge point where the USB charge cable attaches. Another bonus is that the Stronic Real is waterproof, making it ideal to take into the bath or shower. It is also very easy to clean, although having a silicone shaft means that it does attract lint & fluff, so a bag to keep it in would be a good addition. Overall, its a great vibrator and something quite different. Great quality, as you would expect from a premium brand.

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Pros: Overall quality, surprisingly different.

Cons: Could have included a suitable storage bag.

Bottom Line: Amazing vibrator for those looking for something a bit different.

[anon85834913]

by @Peggly , 12th Nov 2020
Male Power Scandal Lace Micro Thong with Pinch Back

These feel amazing

After waiting a [very] long time for these to come back into stock, it was a nice surprise to get the notification that they were available again. It also coincided with being my birthday, so despite these being a bit pricey, I decided to treat myself. I’m very glad I did.
I received them really quickly via express post, which cost the same as regular post for this order, so, bonus. Ordered & received next day.

I must admit, I was wondering how the lace would feel on these, having bought a couple of other lace items of underwear which weren’t all that soft, even a little scratchy. The lace sections on the Male Power Lace Micro Thong feel amazing though. Incredibly soft & stretchy and you hardly know you are wearing them. While others bunch up or are fiddly to get to sit just right, there was none of that with these. The mesh pouch is nicely shaped as well, to hold things in place but with a decent amount of give. I bought these to wear to bed rather than as underwear for during the day, and they are perfect.
The - most - comfortable - thong - ever!

	(Out of 5)
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Pros: The feel of the lace and the way they fit.

Cons: Perhaps the pouch is a little lacking in support for wear under jeans?

Bottom Line: Amazing - love them. Perfect for sleeping in.

Update : Sadly, after a few wears they no longer hold their shape and are unwearable. Durability on these is poor, which I was extremely disappointed in as I really loved them.

[PKH]

by @PKH, 30 Sept 2021
LHM Stripe Mesh Thong for Men

Sexy, but too tight on his package…

I got this thong for my husband - he’s 6’00”, wears size 32” jeans and got the size S/M. The fit around his waist was good, but the front was too tight for him. He would’ve liked more of a pouch in the front or even just a bit more space for his goods. The side seams in the front didn’t sit on his skin because his balls and (average sized, flaccid) penis were pushing the fabric out too much. The material wasn’t uncomfortable, but it wasn’t comfortable. Some parts were soft, but other parts were a bit scratchy. The photos on the site have to be edited to make them more modest because through the sheer stripes, you can see everything, every curve and crevice! I loved being able to peek into his undies! I thought he looked good in it, especially his butt, but he found the thong too uncomfortable to want to keep, so we returned it.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: Sexy see through stripes : )

Cons: Very tight on privates. Material has scratchy parts.

Bottom Line: Sexy thong if you don’t mind your penis and balls being a bit squashed!

[PKH]

by @PKH, 11 Oct 2021
Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Flavored Lubricant 4.2 fl oz

A Hint of Apple

I got this flavored lube to use for oral sex. My first impression was that it smells like shampoo and doesn’t really taste like apple. The bottle describes it as tart, but it’s definitely not. The apple flavor is quite faint and fades pretty quickly, but the taste isn’t bad, kinda like a watery apple jello. It works just fine as a lube, giving my fingers and the toys I’m using a good slip. It’s perfect if you want just a little more flavor than a regular (non flavored) lube, but you don’t want it strong or sweet. Like my other lubes, the bottle gets tossed around quite a bit, but no leaking so far as the seal is good (disc top cap in case you couldn’t tell from the photo). I also tend to get lube all over the bottle whenever I use it, and it’s easy to rinse clean. I wouldn’t buy this lube again since I prefer a stronger flavor, but I’ll definitely use this whole bottle : )

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Gives a good slip. Adds just a hint of flavor.

Cons: Apple flavor is very faint.

Bottom Line: Perfect flavored lube if you want a very mellow flavor!

[anon85834913]

by @Peggly , 13th Aug 2019
We-Vibe Match Remote Control Rechargeable Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator

Great couple toy with wonderful vibration patterns

We had been looking for something to use together and were intrigued by the We-Vibe range. We settled on the Match after looking at the more expensive Sync, and cheaper varieties mainly for the shape and feel of it. Also, we didn’t need the Sync’s ability to connect it to the phone.

The Match is fully waterproof and has a lovely silky feel to the vibe. Its a very good size and isn’t too intrusive while in place in the thick of the action. The bigger end is the clitoral vibe, while the smaller end is inserted. The remote provides access to the lovely range of vibration patterns which can be controlled for each end of the Match - this is fantastic. Our favorite vibe patterns were ones that increase and subside in intensity with a wave like feel.

Charging is easy with the Match, although you have to get it right in the provided cradle as it is a little tricky to get set in the right position. The blue charge light comes on when its in the cradle correctly and charging. The Match comes in quite attractive packaging, comes with a draw-string pouch to store it in and is nice and easy to clean.

This was one of 2 items we purchased with our first order from LH - they were delivered quickly and in plain packaging. We are definitely looking forward to using the Match again soon.

	(Out of 5)
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Pros : The vibration choices for both ends are fantastic. Silky smooth to touch.

Cons : A little fiddly to get used to at first?

Bottom Line : Fantastic toy with great vibrations for couples to enjoy together.

[PKH]

by @PKH, 11 Oct 2021
Lovehoney Oh! Oral Sex Dice

Great for getting foreplay started!

I usually know exactly what I want to do when it comes to oral, so we use these when my husband is going down on me because he gets shy and doesn’t know what to do. We usually don’t stick to what the time die rolls. For us, it’s more to give some ideas or somewhere to start.

These dice are cute. I bought them because they were cheap, and I thought they’d be fun to try out. We also have the Lovehoney Position of the Week Dice which are the same size. We usually use all 6 dice together to mix things up and get ideas rather than using them as a game. This is a perfect little gift for your partner (or if you have any close friends who you’d be comfortable gifting a foreplay game).

If you’re like me, you want to know what’s on each of the dice: purple “action” die (kiss, nibble, bite, suck, lick, blow), blue “body” die (neck, nipples, stomach, inner thighs, fingers, penis/clitoris), red “time” die (5 seconds, 10 seconds, 15 seconds, 30 seconds, 90 seconds, ? )

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Cute and cheap. Fun foreplay ideas to get us started.

Cons: Sometimes I don’t like what I roll : )

Bottom Line: Helps us mix things up and gives us ideas!

[PKH]

by @PKH, 11 Oct 2021
Lovehoney Position of the Week Dice

Fun way to mix things up!

If we don’t have a position in mind when we’re going to have sex, we like to use these dice to get things started. Sometimes when I want my husband to choose, he’ll get embarrassed and won’t want to say what he wants, so we’ll roll the dice, and if he wants something that wasn’t rolled, he’ll be more vocal about it. Or he’ll see the position on the die and say, “Let’s do it kinda like that but change it a little like this instead,” and it works for me! I’m not crazy about some of the positions on the white die, so seeing what we roll helps us to figure out what we actually want to do. The location die can easily be be adapted to your situation (ex: we don’t have a garden or yard, so that side of the die for us is “stairs or hallway”), but also if you live with family or roommates, you could adapt your die to be areas in your room (ex: on the bed, on the floor, on the desk, by the window, by the door, in the closet, etc)

These dice are cute. I bought them because they were cheap, and I thought they’d be fun to try out. We also have the Lovehoney Oh! Oral Sex Dice which are the same size. We usually use all 6 dice together to mix things up and get ideas rather than using them as a game. This is a perfect little gift for your partner (or if you have any close friends who you’d be comfortable gifting a foreplay game).

If you’re like me, you want to know what’s on each of the dice: pink die (hard and fast, slow and sensual, partner 1 in control, partner 2 in control, quiet as you can, loud as you like), blue die (bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, living room, garden, your choice) white die (hot seat, open sesame, doggie, armadillo style, space hopper, the cover-up)

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Cute and cheap. Helps my husband express what his wants.

Cons: I don’t like all the positions…

Bottom Line: Helps us mix things up and gives us ideas!

[PKH]

by @PKH, 6 Jul 2021
Desire Luxury Rechargeable Curved G-Spot Vibrator

Mixed Feelings

I have really mixed feelings about this item, because I think it’s a quality product, and it seems like a lot of people love it, but I just haven’t been able to have an orgasm with it alone. Before I started, I read a couple articles from the LH blog about finding your g-spot and maximizing your chances of a g-spot orgasm, and I tried hard to apply the advice (like, if you try too hard, you might psych yourself out so relax and make sure you’re aroused before you get started). I was really looking forward to using it after reading all the five star reviews, but I think it’s just not for every body. I don’t know if I just am having trouble finding my g-spot, or if I’m just not as sensitive as other bodies.

Pros: I really like the black bag that came with it - it’s is super cute. It’s easy to charge and to clean. So far, it’s been holding the charge well. It’s attractive - the purple silicone is silky smooth, and it looks and feels luxurious. After pressing the bulb in, the shaft is easy to slide in. The neck is really flexible, so you can push and twist it to fit your body. The curved shape allows me to rub part of the handle on my clit while inserted. When not inserted, the bulb vibrations feel good on my clit.

Cons: For me, I don’t feel any stimulation from pressing it against different spots along the walls of my vagina or stroking the walls, even after multiple long session attempts. It’s a pro that the neck is flexible, but that also makes it difficult to press hard on the front wall of my vagina without it just bending. The vibrations feel really dull once it was in my vagina, especially when using patterns instead of the straight vibrations. The vibrations don’t carry down the neck of the vibrator very strongly, so the vibrations on my clit while it’s inserted are really weak. My wrist hurts at the end of every session from trying to find a spot that would feel good.

I usually needs clitoral stimulation to orgasm when having vaginal sex, so I really wanted to try to orgasm with my g-spot without touching my clit. After each long frustrating session, I’d want to just give up but I wanted to orgasm so I’d reach for my bullet to finish myself off, and call it a day. But the most recent time, I tried thrusting it, making sure it was rubbing my front wall and rubbing my clit with every thrust, and I was able to climax faster than the other times, but my orgasm wasn’t especially powerful. I almost decided to return it using the “sex toy happiness promise”, but since I was able to orgasm the last time I used it, I think I can get my money’s worth out of it if I keep using it here and there.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: It’s really attractive and luxurious

Cons: The vibrations are weak when inserted

Bottom Line: Not worth the price (unless you can get it on sale)

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Update: I wish I had been ready to return it before I passed the 60 day deadline for the Sex Toy Happiness Promise. Even along with clitoral stimulation, this one was just not for me. I was getting ready to throw it away, but kept hesitating when remembering how much it cost. I finally had it in my hand to throw away, and my husband said, “if you’re really going to throw that away, I’ll take it,” and he’s since been using it during his solo playtime

[PKH]

by @PKH, 25 Aug 2021
Exposed Access All Areas Wet Look and Mesh Halter Bra Set

Only a good fit for a specific body shape

I wear size 2/4 US depending on the style, 36C, 5’00” with a 27” waist and 35” hips, and I bought the S/M. I love the idea of this set, and the LH model looks great in it, but it didn’t fit well, and I didn’t like the material. The thong was too tight around my waist (and the wet look strap material had almost no stretch) and the crotch part was so long I had to pull it up almost to my bellybutton. The crotchless cut out was pretty sexy, but I didn’t feel or look sexy having it pulled up so high and in combination with the halter bra. The bra fit around my back with the tie string but around my neck loosely with the velcro. I could adjust the base of the bra cups along the chest strap, but the bra cups were too big. The cutouts in the center of the cup didn’t flatter my breasts or nipples at all because the bra cups were so saggy. I liked the sheer stretch mesh material, but the wet look straps and edges felt like low quality material and were poorly stitched. I returned this set, and I wouldn’t recommend it. (But LH did a great job processing my return!)

Overall Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

Pros: Sexy cut outs if you have the right body shape for this set

Cons: Needs a specific body type to fit right, wet look material felt cheap

Bottom Line: Not for me, returned this set and wouldn’t recommend it

[PKH]

by @PKH’s OH, 6 Jul 2021
Fifty Shades of Grey Take It Slow Gift Set (4 Piece)

Great Starter Butt Kit!

After a bad experience with anal a decade ago, my wife has recently been wanting me to touch her butt, so I wanted to try a variety of beginner anal toys with her to see if there was something she would like. We got our little butt kit in the mail and tried everything out right away. She didn’t like the douche. She used lube on the tip of the nozzle and did two rinses, but felt like the tip was scratching her inside. It seems like a quality douche though, the stem attached to the bulb and didn’t leak when using, it’s just that the stem/nozzle are hard plastic. I‘ll probably need to get a new douche with a softer or rounded or silicone tip.

The anal beads are great! I think the beads being oval instead of circular made it easier for her too. The final bead was almost too much for her, but we eased it in after some light thrusting of the medium beads. The silicone really is smooth and soft. The length of the beads was a bit intimidating for her, but it was very soft and flexible, and she took them all in. I like that the loop end make it easy for me to control them. The smaller plug was easy to get in after the beads, and it’s super cute with just the loop grip sticking out. I want to get a jewel plug for her next! The vibrating plug was quite a bit wider, so it took some time to get her used to it. She liked the vibration strength. From the tip to the widest point was perfect length to slowly pull out while she was gripping it and climaxing.

I had a lot of fun being in control of the toys behind her. Since then we’ve used the static plug during vaginal sex, and she liked the feel of squeezing on it. A few things: Make sure you have 1-AAA battery if you order since the battery is not included. Definitely make sure to use lube and have toy cleaner for afterwards. And while the individual items when purchased separately come with a little drawstring bag, this kit doesn’t include any pouches or storage, so they can attract dust/lint when stored. I recommend this kit to anyone thinking about experiencing for the first time with anal toys.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: The silicone is stylish and has a nice feel to it

Cons: The douche nozzle wasn’t comfortable to use because of the hard plastic and no storage bags

Bottom Line: Great starter kit to find the sensations you like

[Green_Eyed_Girl]

by @Green_Eyed_Girl , Date of Review
Fifty shades captive black flocked mesh harness body

More eye candy than hardware, but what eye candy

I have to admit, when i was trying to work out how to get into this harness, i really wasnt sure how it would look when on. To my pleasant surprise though, the final effect is incredibly striking and very sexy. The slit body is sheer and with the baroque style flocking over the breast is very classy and stylish. The gold accent of the the rings and sliders really sets off the black of the rest of the outfit, and against the flocking was stunning

The body is very easy to get into, was very soft, comfortable and fit my 18/20 on bottom, 16 on top, B cup figure well. The simple shape of the chest section skims over the bust so doesn’t give support, but had enough space that i think it should fit many bust sizes easily. The flocking was soft and didn’t shed at all, which i had been concerned about. I also liked the sheer effect, though it is practically transparent and does show everything. So be prepared for that.

The harness is separate so you can wear the pieces individually, though i personally felt the body worked best with the harness on top. It was a little tricky to get into but is extremely stretchy and once on, and adjusted, was very comfortable and fitted very well. It even fit over my admittedly rather chubby thighs with only minimal adjustment.

The mid section also acts as a waist cincher, and though this was less adjustable than the rest of the harness, the whole thing is so stretchy that i cant see it being too much of an issue. The collar section was very comfortable, and though you can wear it tighter around the neck seems to work better as a v shape. As it sits more on the collar bone, You could ostensibly use a more robust collar on top of this, which i like.

All of the rings are well made and very sturdy, but The one downside of the elastication is that it makes the harness less useful for attaching cuffs or the like to. Its more likely to restrict movement of a sub rather than fully restrain them as a more inflexible harness (like leather) would. I found the thigh sections in particular, where especially easy to slide around and stretch out of shape. The central ring is less movable though and is more useful for clipping things into.

With or without the body, This set is a real stunner and As a set piece it definitely looks the part. If your after using this for more than light restraint though i would pick something more robust as its stretchy material sadly makes its harness less practical for hooking things up to. That aside, i love this piece. Its comfort and style really won my over and Its Something I will definitely put on for a special occasion.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Sexy, comfortable and striking. Highly adjustable and in two pieces.

Cons: Too stretchy to be useful for solid restraint.

Bottom Line: A great piece if your after looks, not so useful as a bdsm harness, but striking none the less.

[PKH]

by @PKH, 12 Oct 2021
Lovehoney Black Deep Plunge Fence Net Teddy

I love the way it accentuates my curves!

I love this teddy! I wear size 2/4 US, 36C, 5’00” with a 27” waist and 35” hips, and I bought the one size (4-12). I was worried about how it would fit since I have a shorter torso, but I wanted to give it a try since a lot of the reviews said it arrives looking really small and is really stretchy. When it arrived, I was surprised how small it looked. It looked like it was meant for a doll, but as I pulled it on, it stretched around my hips and chest, hugging my curves just right. It’s soft and comfy, and I feel really sexy every time I wear it. I like that it makes me feel curvier than I actually am.

Compared to the way it looks on the model, the coverage areas over my stomach are visibly a little loose on me with little wrinkles, and the edges curl a bit on the shoulder straps and down along the chest and stomach (probably because it’s meant to be stretched a little more to have the right look). The coverage material along the back is a thinner, more see through mesh material. The material is really stretchy and soft, like a thick pantyhose material. It’s strong enough to give my boobs some support and a little lift, but if I lean to the side or lay down in this, my nipples slip out 100% of the time, which is fine because my husband loves that : ) The crotch isn’t open, but since the material is so stretchy, it’s easy and comfortable to pull it to the side when he wants access to those areas!

The fishnet sides are really sexy. He can’t keep his hands off, but when his hands are dry, his skin will catch on the material. The center netting seems to be especially delicate, so I worry about catching a nail on them when putting it on and taking it off, as well as when cleaning it. It’s not the easiest to clean because it’s so delicate and strappy, so I’ve mainly been spot cleaning it. I’d really like to wear this in public with a crop top and some short shorts or skinny jeans, but I think it would wear on the fabric too much, so not sure if I will or not. All in all, I’m really happy with this teddy because it’s hard to find pieces that fit me well.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Gives a very sexy and dramatic look. Fabric is soft and stretchy. Comfy to wear.

Cons: Fabric is very delicate and easy to snag. The edges curl. Not the easiest to clean.

Bottom Line: The deep V really draws the eye. The net front and fishnet sides reveal every curve.

[PKH]

by @PKH, 15 Oct 2021
Lovehoney Fierce Wet Look High-Waisted Panties

I wanted to be unzipped : (

These panties are so sexy, but they didn’t fit me : ( I wear size 2/4 US, 5’00” with a 27” waist and 35” hips, and I bought the medium size. They fit perfectly around my legs and butt and around where the waist is supposed to sit, but they were about three to four inches too long, making the top of the waistline go up my ribcage leaving the area around my actual waist saggy. My husband agreed that they looked really hot, but the saggy section took away from the allure. I knew if I had gotten the small size, they wouldn’t have gone up as high, but then they would’ve been tighter around my thighs/butt/waist. If I could have altered them myself to get a better fit, I would’ve kept them, but I didn’t think I could do it well with the wet look material. The wet look material was nice and shiny, slick and seemed durable. The zipper felt sturdy when unzipping from either end, and the zip was smooth. Bummed I had to return it, but still giving 4 stars for being so sexy and good quality.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Quality wet look panties with really sexy double zipper

Cons: High waist was too long for my torso

Bottom Line: Really wish they had fit!

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x , 22/09/21
Fifty Shades of Grey Captivate Sheer Dress and Harness Set

A Set to be Worn Separately

The Captivate range has been a total hit for me so far so I was excited to try something a little different with this dress and harness set.

For reference, I’m a size 10 on top, 12 on bottom, 36C and 5ft6. I got this set in a medium.

I pulled the dress on over my head, adjusted it into place and secured it behind the neck with the G-hook fastening. It was a slightly loose but good fit, and definitely bum skimming. The placement of the flocked material kept my boobs somewhat covered (unless you look closely enough!) and the shape of the flocked material falls to the hem and gives a wonderful curvaceous look to my torso. The mesh is a little delicate, although soft and rather stretchy. It gives a little wiggle room. I slipped into the thong; simple, adjustable, with matching mesh and gold adjustable sliders.

I can’t fault the dress; it looks great, even on its own.

I then pulled the harness out of the packaging. Faced with numerous straps, sliders and rings, I found it was easier to pinpoint the smaller neck straps and secure them first. From there it’s much easier to navigate which straps go where. I fastened them behind my back, again using the g-hook style fastening which did prove a little fiddly at times. All the gold sliders are adjustable and allow you to find the best fit. Everything sat comfortably, although I did have to pull the dress around a little to stop it from appearing wrinkled.

The dress and harness combination didn’t necessarily match, to me. A great concept that resulted in definite domme/gothic vibes though, and both great quality pieces made to the usual high standard that can be worn separately and look far better.

I adore the set… just separately!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Comfort, quality, each piece, adjustability

Cons: Overall look

Bottom Line: Fantastic quality set, very sexy and also versatile. Dress up, down, separate or together.