My Reviews

Peitho · April 21, 2021, 6:53pm

by @Peitho , 15th Apr 2021
Leg Avenue Black Faux Fur Trim Robe

Decadently Delightful

I love this robe, this is absolutely one of my best buys from Lovehoney.

I am a little over 5’8’', size 12-14, very much a pear being bigger on the hips, bottom and thighs than the on the boobs. Length wise this is long, which is awesome! Robes are never long enough for me but this is and then some. Bare foot, this trails on the ground and in 6" Bordellos the back still skims the ground. The sleeves are also a great length, with my arms hanging down, the sleeves come half way down my hand which is perfect.

I cannot express how much I love this, it looks stunningly decadent and makes quite the impact. It looks basically fantastic over so many different lingerie options. Skims every bit of you with flattering precision while subtly revealing all underneath and frankly looks a lot more expensive than it is.

The feel of the material is great and it floats and moves beautifully. The faux fur is good quality and feels lovely and soft.

I would maybe add a little clasp at the front for when you want to keep it closed as the tie doesn’t do a lot but other than that wouldn’t change a thing.

I can’t recommend this highly enough. An absolute must for any taller person’s closet.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Everything - it is stunning!

Cons: Could maybe benefit from a front clasp?

Bottom Line: Superb, stunning, sexy - buy it!

Ian_Chimp · April 24, 2021, 11:33am

by @Ian_Chimp, 11 Apr 2021
Lovehoney X Love Not War Meile Sustainable Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

Sustainable Orgasms

The meile is a beautiful little toy. Its colours are modern and understated, and the contrast between the silicone and the brushed metal aluminium of the handle is really pleasing to the eye. It also has a nice heft to it when you pick it up. It’s not heavy as such, but it feels substantial in your hand. And most of the weight is concentrated in the battery end, which gives quite a lot of control over the tip with just a flick or two of the wrist.

Most notably, the battery is a screw off type with the charging port tucked away in the middle - so no fiddling about with magnetic chargers, or piercing self-seal silicone. Just unscrew, plug in your barrel jack, and it’ll stay charging for as long as you need it to. It charges in 120 minutes, and runs for around 60 minutes. We haven’t timed it, but Mrs Chimp managed to have a couple of sessions (on medium-high) before it needed to be charged, so I think that’s a good ballpark.

The business end is a little squidgy silicone ball on a stick, which has a great texture and feel to it. It’s really comfortable to use, and the ball can be pressed firmly without fear of snapping the top off. The vibrations travel through it nicely, and Mrs Chimp has no issues with finishing with it (so not just a warm up toy). You can use it as a precision toy or lie it flat against you, as the vibrations carry on down the ‘shaft’, which makes it pretty versatile.

Function-wise it has 4 constants and 6 patterns, one motor, and a single button to operate. There’s also a travel lock, which is always a bonus. The vibrations are nice and rumbly on the lower settings, though get a little buzzy on the highest. The button is on the base, so not as accessible in use as some, but (on the positive side) also harder to hit accidentally during as well.

Mrs Chimp likes the longer handle as it makes using it so much easier for her. Not only does it give it better reach, but the longer handle also absorbs the hand-vibrations better (smaller bullets tend to make her fingers go numb if she’s been holding them for a while).

I don’t normally review packaging, but Mrs Chimp really liked the box it came in. Minimal packaging, and easy to recycle too. Even the bag is ‘fab’. It’s a nice natural cotton with a slogan on. She thought it was really good to move on from all the shininess and plastic you normally get with toy packaging, and she felt that this one seemed really considered. The sustainable ethos appealed to her a lot.

All in all a great toy, and it’s already made quite a few appearances. Mrs Chimp is a little sad about the buzziness on the higher setting, as she would have quite liked just one more power rumble out of it, but it still gets her there so she may just be being greedy.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Really nice asthetics, nice rumbles, squidgy tip. Sustainable ethos.

Cons: Little buzzy on high.

Bottom Line: Lovely toy. Well considered, well executed.

Peitho · April 27, 2021, 9:52am

by @Peitho , 24th Oct 2014
Fifty Shades of Grey Relentless Vibrations Remote Conttol Egg

Stylish and effective for public play and foreplay fun

The packaging of this Fifty Shades Egg is very sleek and stylish (as all the range seems to have). A nice box in dark grey shades with the product pictured in a lovely way on the front. The side contains details of the product features and as always a relevant quote from the book.

Inside you get the egg, it’s remote, a USB charging cable, a brief instruction leaflet and a red satin bag to store your new toy in. I love the styling and look of this toy. It’s nice soft silicone and I do like that the fifty shades range come in black and metal rather than the standard pink. It just looks good. The only thing I would change is that both the egg and remote have silicone sections so I would feel better if the storage bag had separate compartments to store them in so they don’t touch but this is a small gripe.

The charging cable is very clever, you have one USB plug that splits into two cables so both the remote and the egg can be charged together. It’s very simple to charge, plugging the connectors in does take a fair push but they go in completely and I haven’t hurt my new toy using too much force. When charging both the light around the remote and a light on the egg flash so you know they’re charging and when completely charged they stay lit permanently. From having no charge to being fully charged takes a bit under 2 hours.

To turn the egg on ready for use you have to press and hold the button on the egg, it’s light comes on to tell you it’s ready. It is however slightly annoying that the light is positioned under the button so until you stop pressing you can’t actually tell if it’s turned on.

Once on, add a bit of water based lube and it slips in easily. To activate press and hold the button on the remote and the egg leaps into life. It is not silent but certainly quiet enough to safely use out and about shopping or pubbing with no risk of being overheard.

In use, the clear light band around the remote activates in time to the vibration, brighter light for stronger vibration and flashes to match patterns. This is a lovely feature though not overly subtle if you’re carrying the remote around out and about. It also had a “Fifty Shades of Grey” transfer logo on the remote which rather eliminates plausible deniability if questioned about it. This actually rubbed off quite easily though and I do prefer it with no labelling just stylish black and metal.

It is impossible with this egg not to see the similarity in design to the Proteus 7 Function Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg. When that one was first available on Lovehoney I was so tempted to get it but reading the reviews put rather a downer on it as most people seemed to have a huge problem with the range of the remote, some not managing to get it working at all once the egg was inserted. It was also stated that once the remote was out of range, even if the egg had been on, it cut out immediately. I am extremely pleased to say this egg has no problem like that and we did quite a bit of testing, not very subtly, in a crowded bar. The range is not huge but is definitely sufficient. Once inserted the remote worked perfectly up to about 6 meters away, changing pattern instantly whenever the button was pressed and working through closed doors. When the remote went out of range the egg kept buzzing away perfectly happily on whatever setting it had last been set to. As far as I’m concerned this is ideal, it would have annoyed me a lot if it cut out whenever my boyfriend moved too far away.

The vibrations are really easy to control and, for an egg, very powerful though due to the silicone retrieval cord I did feel them stronger around the entrance and base of my vagina rather than up near the G-spot. I’m not sure if this is a negative or a positive, depends on what you’re after I suppose. The vibrations do travel well down the length of the silicone cord so that placing this forward can definitely send a buzz to your clit too.

It is worth noting that though it says on both the packaging and the leaflet that there are “3 speeds and 4 patterns of vibration to explore” this is not true. There are actually 2 permanently on speeds and 5 patterns of vibration. This is certainly not a problem though as there’s a great variety from intermittent buzzes to waves of increasing and decreasing strength, I think something for everyone.

My boyfriend was keen to pop my new toy in me while I was giving him a blow job, I think this is definitely a thing to try but unfortunately I’d forgotten to charge it since the previous use so this is a treat yet to come. I would certainly recommend this egg for both out and about and bedroom fun. For me no egg is going to take me to orgasm but this is a great addition to the toy box for foreplay fun. A fantastic egg if you like power, functionality and the fact you don’t have to keep replacing batteries.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Almost everything. Fantastic for out and about and foreplay.

Cons: Separate sections for toy, remote and charging cable in storage bag would make this perfect.

Bottom Line: A great couples toy, excellent egg.

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 7:59am

Rocks-off Regalia, 10 function A spot vibe

Ergonomic versatility never felt so good

I may not be sure exactly where my A spot is. But this is, and found it with almost no input. An incredibly ergonomic, versatile and pleasurable vibe to use. With ocasionally annoying controls. altogether Very beginner friendly and Definitely worth the money for something that delivers.

Packaging- The box is absolutely gorgeous and stylish. So pretty I’m actually loath to get rid of it and Perfect for a gift. Material and build- The build quality is excellent and the vibe looks very sleek, polished and stylish. The silicone is incredibly soft and silky. Though it does attract dust easily. The magnetic cable attaches easily and firmly, and stays put. I especially like the low battery warning. Though in practice a little hard to see yourself, its very useful for a partner. All the textures are shallow and easy to clean. Though the ear needs a little extra attention.

Vibrations- The vibrations are strong, but slightly buzzy on the two higher steady speeds. Similar in quality to a rocks off bullet vibe but stronger. Internally they where very pleasurable. Though Externally the two higher speeds where less noticeable due to it, but i found pressing the ear against myself with my thumb counteracted this issue well. The patterns are nice. Many where standard pulsing or stepping types. Some are excellent for teasing. Both the ear and the shaft use the same patterns, so with a little experimentation it is possible to make them pulse simultaneously. Which is amazing and well worth the effort. I highly recommend synching the pulsing patterns. Wow, first time i did that by accident and keeping the noise down was hard.

Noise- Surprisingly quiet for something with two motors and cant be heard through a door.

In use- The vibe is an unintimidating size and Perfect for someone new to insertable toys. the shaft is incredibly well shaped, and extremely comfortable when inserted. It sits perfectly in place with the minimum of effort And stays there, even hand free. Small word of caution, this is a very long vibe and you can poke yourself uncomfortably with it if your a little over enthusiastic. I found the best way to insert it first time, is gently, letting the shape do the work for you.
The shaft and ear section are both very flexible, making the vibe a very versatile fit. Pressing the ear against your clit with a thumb also makes the vibrations stronger. the shaft is great for clit, external stimulation And With a little experimentation also works well as a G spotter. Its so flexible i even found i could still reach my clit with the ear. The texture on the ear is especially nice and gives a very pleasing friction when rubbed against.
The controls are simple and mostly work well. The two step turning on is little slow but almost works like a travel lock. The one Thing i dislike is trying to turn either the shaft or ear off separately. As far as i can see, the only way to do this is to shut the whole vibe off and back on again. Which is a pain, but the vibe is good enough that I’m happy to put up with it.

Conclusion- An excellent, extremely comfortable and very versatile vibe that can also be also used as a G spotter. Despite its slightly flawed controls, it definitely delivers and is one i’ll come back to again and again. Worth every penny. Perfect for anyone new to insertable toys, anyone who wants versatility from their purchases and people looking for something a little different.

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 8:17am

Desire luxury rechargeable clitoral vibrator

Incompatible

First off, judging by other peoples comments, this is clearly a toy that works well for many people. Sadly though i’m just not one of them. I wanted to like this vibe, i really did. Its soft silicone, interesting patterns, and customisation of the intensities really endeared it to me. but sadly we just weren't meant to be. I find the vibrations do nothing for me. Theyre strong, but a bit buzzy. And for some reason this means i can barely feel them.

Build- The silicone is incredibly soft and very nice on the skin. I also liked the shape and found, once i got used to it, it presented many different angles and surfaces to use. The CE mark on the underneath was rather irritating as i found it tricky to clean. Even with special attention i often found i still hadn’t cleaned it thoroughly enough. The indents on the top are easier, but still need special care. As did the join with the abs section.

Charging- Charging is simple, though i did struggled to push the pin in firmly enough a couple of times. But the light does work as a good indicator for this.

Controls- I found it very easy to mix the buttons up while in use and almost fee like it could do with a bump on the Up buttons just so you can tell them apart more easily. Turning it off by turning the intensity all the way down was also annoying, and i often found myself switching it off accidentally whilst trying to find the lowest speeds. I ended up resorting to counting them down, not super when your trying to concentrate on other things.

Vibrations- The vibrations are strong and the variable intensity good. It does seem to start on the 2nd or 3rd intensity though. The vibrations are a bit buzzy. And personally i couldn’t get on with them. Very occasionally when used on my vulva they felt good. Most of the time they where either completely unnoticeable for me or actually a massive turn off. Only one speed actually did anything for me. Even pressing the vibe against myself did nothing to improve this.

Patterns- The patterns are one of my favourite things about this toy. They are a great selection and i would say there is probably something for everyone. I liked nearly all of them and was incredibly sad that the vibrations didnt allow me to enjoy them as much as i wanted to. One of the best things about this vibe is as you increase the intensity, the patterns change subtly. Becoming more intense by either increasing the length of the pulses or the time spent at the stronger part of the pattern. I absolutely love this feature and wish more toys would include it. It give you so much variety.

Noise- I found this toy surprisingly loud. Something that put me off at first. You can just hear it though a door. But you have to be listening for it to notice it.

Conclusion- If the vibrations work for you and you like pebble vibes, this is probably a really good vibe. Its settings are incredibly customisable and the vibrations are strong. For many people it obviously works well. Sadly the vibrations just aren’t rumbly enough to suit everyone. But its Simple to use and Good for a couple who wants an external vibe for use Together, people who need clit stimulation and anyone who likes patterns

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 8:25am

Desire luxury rechargeable bullet vibrator

One for every bedside drawer

This is by far the most used vibe i own and definetly the best bullet vibe I've tried. Something for everyones bedside draw. The bullet is a wonderfully rumbly, with strong vibes and lovely to use. The patterns are on the slightly stronger side, but have nice variety (though in honesty i haven't tried them all as the steady speeds are really nice) so theres pretty much something for everyone. Its also surprisingly quiet, even at higher speeds. Its great size in the hand and the button is easy to click, even if you get lube all over it, without being one that i find myself pressing accidentally. The material and quality of build are excellent, and the silicone is really silky. The one thing i dislike (but is by no means a deal breaker) is the magnetic charging cable, which can be very easy to knock out of alignment. Otherwise this is a really excellent little bit of kit, that i would definitely buy again in a heartbeat.

@Ian_Chimp i cant out more than 3 in at a time apparently. So if someone could just bumb this, that would be super. Thankyou

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 9:04am

Lovehoney tentacle textures sensual glass dildo

Erotic Art

Was this a wise choice for my first glass dildo? No, probably not. Do i regret buying it? Not in the slightest. This thing is gorgeous, highly textured and just the most amazing thing to run across your skin when cold.

Design and packaging- This dildo is a work of art, if i thought i could get away with it i would put it on a shelf just to admire it. The colour is just the prettiest pink and the detail of the shape are superb. Its something that begs to be handled.
The quality was excellent, the glass was without flaws, bubbles or any cast marks and was perfectly smooth all over with a nice weight in the hand. The loop part feel very string despite its size in comparison to the rest of the piece. The detailing is intricate and the texture beautifully done.
The box is minimal but pretty and it comes well packed to prevent damage during postage. It also comes with a velveteen bag for storage, though i found this tends to shed a bit, making me wish it where a different material.

In use- The texture on this is intense and combined with the cold, dense nature of glass makes this absolutely amazing as a massager. I have to admit i coated it liberally in hybrid lube and ran it all over myself. the cold nubs felt out of this world, especially across your breast and between my legs. Its definitely something i would use externally first every time, just for that sensation. Running the upper surface across your clit is divine. Also massively grateful for the loop shape, makes hanging on to the lubed up glass so much easier. Especially when thrusting with it.
Internally I’m sadly not quite as sold on it. The cold, hard thickness of it with the nubs is intense and delicious to use. The texture on the sides is also lovely internally. But i do find myself wishing it was longer. i just haven’t managed to hit my g-spot with it yet and always find i need a little extra something when using it to get me off. But combined with a vibe its still great and definitely very pleasurable to use.

Overall if your into fantasy dildoes or tentacles or glass textures (or just want some nice erotic art for your shelf) this is definitely something id recommend you try. Its not one i get out very often, but when i do its always a memorable occasion

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 9:10am

Icicles 73 mini realistic dildo glass butt plug

Small but elegant

This was my first butt plug and though i now have a few, it remains one i come back to again and again. The shape, density and coldness of the material are just delicious. Its something I would wholeheartedly buy again if i ever lost or broke it.

The plug is the most gorgeous pale pink and so pretty. I particularly love the asymmetric head, and overall with its smooth texture is just a lovely piece to look at.
The tapered shape is especially easy to insert when lubed up, and once in is nicely filing. The density and temperature of the glass is also very pleasurable (I’ve only tried it cold so far) . combined with using a dildo or vibe the hard material is just amazing and provides a really nice pressure.

Unlike a couple of the others i own, i also find it also stays in really well and I’ve never had issues with it sliding out during a session. The t bar is very comfortable once in place and provides excellent security. Its easy to grip and remove, even with lube on your hands and the Smooth surface is extremely easy to clean. through you need to be a little more careful round the head molding. The box is also gorgeous and very classy with a minimalistic design.

Perfect for a gift. Overall this is definitely one that will be living in my bedside table. Though its on the smaller end, the shape and material make it great to use and the ease of getting it in and put make it one thats perfect to use regularly or as an afterthought. Definitely one i would buy again

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 9:14am

Lovehoney lifelike lover luxe silicone dildo

Excellent all-rounder

This is the first dildo I've ever bought, but i have to say the size and shape are perfect. The ridge on the head catches my g spot wonderfully every time and the silicon is silky smooth with an excellent density. I personally don't get alot from the rest of the shaft textures, but i love the cheerful colour and definetly prefer it to a skin-tone. Its also got a really strong suction cup which I've used on various surfaces and angles (including painted wood, bathroom tiles and furniture) and never had any issue with. Especially grateful for the release tab, which is a godsend as it saves me having to fight to remove it from whatever I've stuck it to. All round i think this was a really good buy that i would happily recommend to a friend.

@Ian_Chimp thanks dude. I am going to have to go fishing for the rest. They have gone awol in my emails so it’ll be a process of elimination. Thanks for the bump

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 11:28am

Lovehoney tease me advanced nipple clamps with heart charms

Possibly the best impulse buy I have ever made

Pretty, affordable and easy to use. With a little adjustment, perfect for anything from strong to light pressure and Can be worn discreetly. Possibly One of the best impulse buys i have ever made.

Appearance- Nice finish with a Pretty, well secured, dangle on the bottom. They Give the appearance of pierced nipples when in use. The loops themselves are very attractive, and could easily pass for earrings if accidentally left out. as I’m not used to nipple piercings, i initially found the look of them when on a little aggressive. but very quickly got used to it and i definitely think they’d look great with some lingerie (or more adventurous clothing choices).

Usage- The rings themselves are malleable, so you can easily adjust them before putting them on. it is a little hit or miss though, so it may take a few goes to get the pressure right. These can give anything from a sharp pinch to a very mild pressure with these. And i really enjoyed experimenting with them. When applied firmly, they can also be lightly tugged without coming off. As they sit flat enough against the skin, you can wear them under clothing. And under a padded bra or jumper are completely invisible. I did try them like this, and they are quite a turn on when applied lightly.

In conclusion- These clamps Are Great fun and really affordable. Very attractive and perfect for beginners or the more experienced. Something i will definitely use again and again

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 11:56am

Lovehoney bliss orgasm balm 20g

Delicious sensation enhancer

First off, if you cant for whatever reason have mint. This is not for you. The balm is smooth to the touch, pleasant smelling and tastes great. Its obviously very minty, which i find really pleasing, especially on nipples. The balm is easy to get out of the tin, i was expecting it to be like some lip salves, and require a moment to melt. But it was so soft i accidentally applied too much on my first usage… something i didn’t regret in the slightest may i add. Though it did make it very hard to even walk around without giving in to the desire to grind my legs together.

The sensation is a little like the one after brushing with minty toothpaste. Only much stronger. I would describe it as cooling and exceedingly pleasant. It was also nice when applied to nipples. And made them erect immediately. It made everything i applied it to a lot more sensitive to the touch, (especially my intimate regions) and was very nice when paired with water based lube and a bullet vibe.

Sadly the tingling didn’t last very long on my nipples and the balm sadly dried against my skin very fast (but i find this does happen as I have a high body temperature). But the sensation lasted very well on my intimate areas, and i cant fault it when applied there. I was very pleased with this balm and would definitely buy it again. It would be very nice to use both alone and with a partner. You could even apply it and simply walk around the house doing your regular routine (something i intend to try later)

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 12:11pm

Lovehoney complete rabbit care kit (3 piece)

Perfect kit to start you off

This kit is excellent value, especially if you can get it on sale. Very useful if (like me) your getting started off with toys or if you use the other products already and want some storage.

-Case- excellent hard case that fits perfectly and discretely in the back of a drawer. Larger than i expected, but still very concealable. The heart shaped lock is a little bit of a give away for me personally, but its easy enough to buy something else from a hardware shop. The case is well laid out and fits a Surprising amount of stuff. I especially liked the smallest, Velcro pocket, which is perfect for clit balms, batteries and cables.The whole thing is excellent quality and finished really nicely. Feels very sturdy and the elastic and mesh pockets are nice and strong

. -wipes- compatible with my sensitive skin, which was a god send. Excellent for cleaning up lube spills and lube covered toys. Handy go to if you need to freshen up half way through. Pleasant and unobtrusive scent, good size, not flimsy

.-lube- sadly, though i liked this lube, my sensitive skin did not. it lubricated well, didn’t dry up too fast, but it also left a burning sensation. may be ok for others, but not for me.

Overall an excellent kit, that was definitely worth the money i paid for it.

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 12:21pm

Njoy pureplug medium stainless steel butt plug

Quality job

Excellent quality item which is very comfortable and ergonomic. Would happily recommend to a friend.

The quality of design, production and packaging of this butt plug is just top notch. Its shape makes it very easy to inset and extremely comfortable to wear, even for extended periods. The weight, smootRead more about review stating Quality jobh finish temperature of the stainless steel are wonderful in the hand and even better when inserted.

the design of the handle make it really fit well between the cheeks when in and I found it very easy to wear, even for several hours.
The finish is quite slippery when lubed up, great for inserting and removal but i did have to be a little careful not to drop it into the sink by accident.

The packaging is so pretty and like a jewellery box with the hard case and pink fabric lining. Something i will definitely be keeping to store the plug in as its so well made.

Overall an excellent investment toy that is pleasing to the eye, hand and when in use. Great product worthy of all the praise it gets.

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Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 12:34pm

Lovehoney colour changing silicone nipple suckers

Simple pleasures

I’m Sure I'm not alone in appreciating a nice pair of pert breast. But if your girls are a bit shy (like mine) these are definitely for you. Having never used nipple suckers before. I was unsure what to expect, but was very pleasantly surprised. They where easy to apply and very effective. Giving you a really pleasant sensation and very large, Sensitive nipples surprisingly quickly. Definitely something that will be making a regular appearance.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS As always, they came in one of love honeys beautifully minimalistic boxes. The packaging is really classy and perfect as a gift. I was surprised by the size (they are quite large. Theres no way you could put a t shirt over them) and the density of the material. Which is quite firm, but silky soft and very pleasant on the skin. They are also a very pretty shade of dusty purple. Which i like.

USAGE I tried them with and without lube, and they attach easily and firmly either way with sufficient suction. I would recommend lube though, as it definitely makes them harder to knock off by accident. The amount of suction can be easily varied, simple by pinching the bulbs more or less firmly when applying. While attached, depending on how much suction you used, the sensation varied from not being able to feel any difference, to mild discomfort.
But Seriously, if you’ve never used them before, Exert a little caution with how much suction you use. these guys are quite intense if you pinch them all the way. Especially when used on the clitoris

. HOW THEY FEEL I found The sensation of the suction really quite pleasant and really good when applied to the clitoris. After removal, the nipples are really sensitive and very large. And stay this way for a surprisingly long time. So if you wanted to use them before putting on some nice lingerie to finish the look off. They would work wonderfully. Also, as the suction is so strong, you can flick, twist and pull them when on to produce different sensations. Surprisingly though, they seem to have made my nipples more sensitive in general. I find them much more responsive and sensitive to the touch now. even with out using the suckers. Which, as they have previously always been rather shy, i am exceedingly pleased with.

MILD CRITICISM My only criticism to be honest, is I do struggle to make them change colour any more than at the very base. Where they are actually touching my skin does turn a very pretty shade of pink, but I’ve yet to manage to get them to change more than that.

OVERALL I really enjoyed these. They’re easy and very satisfying to use and are definitely something i will be using again And again. Would definitely recommend them, especially as they are very reasonable priced.

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 1:12pm

Lovehoney excite 10 function finger vibe

Brilliant patterns, surprisingly versatile

Having never had a finger vibe before, i wasn't sure what to expect from this vibe but was pleasantly surprised. The silicone was silky soft on the skin and the bullet vibe was easy to remove from the cover. And though small, could be used separately. The vibe uses several hearing aid batteries, which isn't the most convenient battery to find tbh. But i found it surprisingly powerful and quiet considering its running on only 3 of the things.

The vibe is small, so a nice size for travel, but i did find it slightly bulky when on my finger. The loop is stretchy, but some people might find it too large or small for their fingers. I did struggle to get it in the right place at first, but after a little experimentation found something that worked for me. I found it a little clumsy to use directly against the skin, as its quite large on the finger.

But the revelation came when i tried it on the back of my finger. The vibrations travelling through my hand where lovely against the skin, Stimulating and seriously enjoyable. Making This vibe definitely a good one for foreplay. Considering the size, The vibrations are decently strong without being too buzzy. I didn’t find it making my finger numb. And the vibrations travelled well through my skin.

Im someone who needs patterns, or i find i tend to go numb, And the patterns on this are probably some of the best i have encountered so far. Theres a nice variety, considering how inexpensive the vibe is, Some of them having quite long repeats, which i particularly enjoyed.

Conclusion Value for money vibe with great patters that would be ideal for foreplay or travel

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 1:39pm

Sliquid organ natural sensation lubricant
This review was originally on the 50ml bottle but since lovehoney dont stock it anymore ive shoved links to the 125ml one

Peace of mind for those with sensitive skin

Excellent, ethical and organic lube with no parabens, glycerin or other unwanted additives. Also delivers subtle cooling and warming sensation. As some one with sensitive skin, this is a godsend. Definitely one i will repurchase repeatedly.

Smell and taste- It has a subtle, natural smell, Which i love. it almost smells edible and reminds me of a nut oil. The taste is slightly minty. But perfectly pleasant and unobtrusive

. In use- The added sensation isn’t particularly noticeable for me. But it definitely produces a slight and pleasant cooling, that does warm over time. Its subtle, and makes me more aware of the other sensations going on, as apposed to actually tingling. The lube itself mimics my natural lubrication excellently and unlike others I’ve tried, doesn’t irritate my sensitive skin in the slightest. It lasts well, but does dry after a while. Especially when on the skin. But on toys and mucus membranes lasts alot longer. Perfect for people with sensitivities and anyone who wants peace of mind about the ingredients.

To sum up- I love this product. Its exactly what i want from a lube. High quality, effective, suits sensitive skin and Worth every penny. Something i would recommend to friends and will buy again without hesitation.

Green_Eyed_Girl · May 20, 2021, 2:12pm

Lovehoney Frisky 10 function silicone rabbit

If anyones reading these, dont buy this one. It doesnt work as a rabbit. It does on the other hand, have a really nice motor and the others in the range use the same one. I also bought The mini classic in the same range. And if you cant afford rechargeable right now, it is a really good one to go for. Also comes as Silicone vibe and G spot

Brilliant vibe, but sadly doesn’t fit

A very pretty and unintimidating vibe with strong vibrations and excellent patterns, that is perfect for a beginner or as a travel buddy, but may not fit everyones anatomy.I love this vibe, but sadly it just doesn't fit me. It still makes an brilliant clit vibe though as the patterns are excellent.Packaging-The box is very stylish and attractive. Read more about review stating Brilliant vibe, but sadly doesn't fit

With a magnetic hinged front that lets you get a peek at the vibe before opening. Perfect for a gift.

Build-The silicone is incredibly soft and the vibe is very pretty and unintimidating. perfect as a first toy. The ears are firm and transfer vibrations well and the cap, though a little stiff, is simple to remove and replace.The battery indicator sticker was, on mine, amusingly upside down. So if its just not working, maybe try flipping the battery over before calling lovehoney.

Vibrations-How this thing is so strong on only a AA battery is beyond me. They are rumbly very pleasing and travel through the vibe well without making my fingers buzz.

Patterns-The patterns are excellent. All but 2 of them are absolutely perfect for me, and exactly what i would have asked for. (I liked them so much i bought the mini classic vibe in this range, which also has the same patterns.)The first steady speed is a little underwhelming. But otherwise the selection of pulses, stepping and teasing patterns are wonderfully diverse and feel really nice anywhere.

Noise-Not silent, but you cant hear it under a duvet or through a doorThe fit-Here we come to where the vibe fails for me.The vibe is excellent as a g spotter, but The ear section is quite close to the shaft and not long enough to reach my clit, though with a little bending i can get it to just about sit on it. A classic sized rabbit is a good fit for me, tragically this is not. But i loved it enough to keep it even though the ears just don’t work for me. To give you some idea:Ears are about 22mm off the shaftHead shaped bulge is roughly 9mm off the shaftEars are roughly 30mm long

Conclusion-this rabbit is an excellent clit and g spotter with strong vibes and interesting patterns. Sadly may not fit everyone, but still a vibe i love and use regularly despite this. Perfect for people new to toys, anyone who likes patterns and people wanting something for travelling.

Peitho · May 23, 2021, 8:16am

by @Peitho , 15th Apr 2021
Gabriella Plus Size Lace Top Sheer Hold Ups

Not for the Tall and Plus Sized

I have to say I am surprised at the amount of glowing reviews for these hold-ups because sadly it has not been my experience.

Now I fully admit… I have big thighs, there is a lot of muscle from an outdoor physical job and a lifetime spent riding horses as well as a layer of cellulite from chocolate bars and Chinese takeaways. I am a little over 5’8’’ so fairly tall and pretty leggy with it, a size 14 long in jeans but always go for the plus size in stockings and hold-ups because they generally have a bit more stretch in the length and it sometimes avoids the hold-up muffin top look on the thighs.

With these, sadly this is not the case. I like to wear hold-ups and stockings high on my legs, it just looks better but pulled up high the tight seam at the base of the lace was definitely too tight and the lace top just rolls down… on one leg. The stockings themselves don’t move down but the lace top on one leg refused to stay in place. The other side weirdly did stay up apart from the very top fringe but there was still an indent at the tight seam point. Basically, they didn’t look good and certainly not flattering.

The material on the legs felt nice but first wearing and a ladder appeared at the back so overall I definitely would not recommend these to tall or plus sized ladies.

I do struggle with hold-ups generally, more often than not, too short or too tight. I have one pair that are perfect and I’ve had for years, long length and fit with perfect, no muffin smoothness. Please stock Prague hold ups Lovehoney because I would much rather buy from you!

Overall Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

Pros: Very little

Cons: Unflattering, too short, muffin top thighs

Bottom Line: Going back to the brands that work for me

Peitho · May 23, 2021, 8:31am

by @Peitho , 28th Feb 2021
Lovehoney Mindful Black Seamless Bra Set

Supporting, Comfortable and Good for the Planet!

This is rather different to the sexy lingerie I normally purchase from Lovehoney but sounded good for everyday underwear. Spoiler… It is, in fact, excellent everyday underwear!

The set is from Lovehoney’s new Mindful Collection so I was pretty horrified upon first opening my package to be presented with a plastic bag but worry not, my fears were quickly alleviated upon discovering that this is a compostable 100% biodegradable bag. Nothing for landfill supplied here, all tags and packaging are fully recyclable.

This bra set is 90% recycled nylon, 10% elastine and very importantly for the comfort and health of lady parts a 100% cotton gusset so no irritation which for all day undies is so very important.

In terms of fit and comfort this could not be any better for me. I am a size 12-14, smaller on the top than the lower half. 36A/B bra size, narrow waist and a rotund, generous size 14 bottom. I got this set in a 12-14 and it’s perfect. Although, I don’t have a lot on top to hold up, the wide elastic band supporting your boobs provides plenty of support and given how little material there is in the bra, somewhat surprisingly, it still provides an almost sports bra like structure with good stretch and elasticity throughout. I am not generally a wearer of thongs as everyday underwear, I have never found one before that is comfy for a full day of working on the farm, followed by horse riding. However, this is that elusive thong. Superbly comfy and I honestly forgot within half an hour that I wasn’t wearing my normal pants. Love the thong.

The only non pristinely comfortable part of the set is the lables and even these have been carefully thought about because they are not sown into a seam but are attached with their own little set of stitching which are easily picked to remove them which I have done. This bra set is now the most comfortable set I own. Significantly larger cup sizes will have to await reviews from greater endowed ladies than myself but up to probably a D cup, I believe, will certainly be happy with this purchase.

Finally the labels say to cool hand wash but I am lazy and so into the washing machine on a cool delicates wash the set went and came out just fine so thumbs up there too.

I thoroughly recommend this bra set. Anyone, who’s been on furlough or working from home during the lock downs of Covid and become accustomed to the divine freedom of a lack of underwire through discarding bras this is the set to go for. Support, ultimate comfort and the happy fuzzy feeling of doing good for the planet… I also have the set in mint green!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Everything, it’s very comfortable, provides plenty of support and is good for the planet.

Cons: Nothing

Bottom Line: An excellent purchase

Since writing this review I bought um, a total of 8 sets, I have 3 black, 3 leopard print green and 2 leopard print blue. I love these bras for everyday, so comfy, brilliantly sports bra like supportive (for my admittedly small boobs) and the key point I forgot to mention, the thongs come with perfectly placed and secure knicker vibrator pockets.

Peitho · May 23, 2021, 1:43pm

by @Peitho , 5th Aug 2020
Fun Factory Stronic Bi Fusion Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

It’s a No From Me

I wanted to love this, it is certainly the most expensive vibrator I have ever purchased. I had a rampant rabbit many, many moons ago that had a thrusting motion though admittedly also vibrated and that was great (until you were close to climaxing, clenched and the motors gave up). I thought this will just keep going and be amazing. Unfortunately, though it certainly keeps going, for me it doesn’t come close to getting the job done.

The packaging is a pretty standard cardboard box that unfortunately ripped when I first came to open it. This was obviously my fault for being rather too keen to get in! However, I do feel being supplied with no proper case (like you get for example with the Lovehoney Desire range) or even a robust storage bag is pretty poor for a very pricey, luxury toy.

A plus point though is the very effective magnetic charger, the charger lights red when first connected to a power supply through usb then when you connect it to the toy magnetically the lights come on on the toy and the fun button pulses until charged. This whole system is very clever.

The controls are logical and easy to use. The fun button is the power button and the two other buttons sepately control the thrusting shaft and the clitoral virator.

Now, in use, there is too much friction, this is a fairly girthy toy but not huge, however, the silicone just does not slide in! So much lube is needed in comparison to any other toy I use and it’s in need of constant re-application compared to other silicone vibrators I own. With lots of lube this is not a problem but while most of my collection don’t need any outside lubrication at all to produce a sensational time this definitely does.

There is a lot of power, no question, in the thrusting. However hard you clench it keeps on pounding unfortunately the movement does very little for me in comparison to other G-spot vibrators that I own and I have really, really tried with this toy. It does not help that the clitoral vibrator is a horribly buzzy vibration whatever the setting; though the shape of the wings are good and helpful for steering the vibration just where you want, the buzz rather than something deeper is not for me. In addition, if the clitoral vibrations are positioned in the right place the G-spot head is too deep inside to actually hit my G-spot!

Overall a definite disappointment for me but we are all built differently and just because it doesn’t work for me does not mean it won’t do more for you.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: Good controls and charging, powerful thrusting and robust.

Cons: Buzzy clitoral vibrator and one size definitely does not fit all.

Bottom Line: Doesn’t do it for me.