so this is what santa wears under his coat
he's behind you.
Sammi was giving it her all in the Kristmas Kegel Kompetition!
Jess: hey Sammi if we blow hard enough do you think we can blow those tassels off??
Sammi: stand back Jess I got this covered
If you pull those knickers up any further you will get a whale tail just like this😚
I've heard of giving head, but surely it's gone too far this time!
The girl on the left took the fancy dress a bit too seriously.
This gorgeous sexy open bra with tassels will certainly fit all breast sizes.
Sammi: Mine will probably hang down to my waist like this and I would feel like I would have to hold them from swinging like a pendulum.
Jess: You could always pin the tassels to the top of the bra and they should sit like this. They will have a nice sway and look so perky.
There were mixed reviews when testing out the king cock sexercise ball..
When Santa's away, the elves will roleplay ;)
Sammi tries to act natural as she realises that that's not quite what Jess meant when she suggested trying to balance a tassle on her lips....
:)
"For the last time, you can't do an Incredible Hulk impression during a striptease..."
Lovehoney's 3 wise monkeys.
Jazz hands Jess
Santa Sammi &
Headless Hermione
At the lovehoney christmas party Sammi wins at the lovehoney saucy variation of pin the tail on the donkey.
Meanwhile Jess is leading the rest of the team singing YMCA.
**COMPETITION CLOSED***
Winner will be announced later today
Winner is etc28 with caption :
The big finish of the lovehoney Christmas pantomine inspired vlog episode.
Sammi: 'this butt plug is too big!'
Jess: 'this butt plug is just right!'
Your bundle is on it's way to you , congratulations!
Well done etc
Congrats - hope you enjoy your bundle xxx
Congratulations etc28.
Well done