Ever the optimist @Ian_Chimp - I am going to go out on a limb and suggest ‘Sunday Morning’ will not make it to another Sunday!!!
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I think we would struggle with the Sunday morning one. The angles don’t seem to look quite right to me!
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I was hoping there’d be a weekend surge for Sunday Morning, but so far it has not materialised. 
The Right Tangle is still ahead on 24-11 with less than a day to go…
But in Magnificent Seven news, we have Close Encounter and Liberated Lover taking the top spots, with The Cuddle Huddle nipping at their heels. Not a huge amount of votes so far, so that may all change…?
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A little later than usual, but it’s that time again…
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The results of Round 36 are in… 
And the crowd-pleasing, winner-on-a-roll is once again The Right Tangle, with 69% of 36 votes 
Turns out Sunday Mornings are for cups of tea and bacon sandwiches.
And so The Right Tangle scores yet another win on the Leaderboard with 3 wins in a row. Has it got another one in it? Let’s find out…
Round 37 This week our Dildobot dice roller 
has gone with position 123, The Banquet. 
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So, up next is The Banquet from January 2021 against The Right Tangle, from December 2019:
Which will win…? You decide. 
Winner: The Banquet Go to: Round 38
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You don’t need to have actually tried the position, you can judge it based just on the image (or the fuller description below). And if you do end up trying it, or someone says something in the comments that changes your mind, then you can always pop back and change your vote (while the poll is open, of course).
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Results
And the winner is…
The Banquet
with 55% of 33 votes.
And so The Banquet goes through to the next round! 
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The banquet looks to be a feast for 1 only. Someone’s gonna stay hungry…
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Better bring some chocolate hobnobs with you.
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You, Sir, are a man of good taste.
I’m sure Lovehoney should store those. The sole mention of a chocolate hobnob biscuit can be orgasm inducing.
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I actually hit ‘peak attractiveness’ last night, and this was mainly thanks to the trusty chocolate hobnob.
I was lazily munching biscuits and watching TV, and I somehow lost track of one. It wasn’t until I finally got up off the sofa and wandered into the kitchen that I noticed it was all melted and swinging from my hair like a chimp on a tyre. Mrs Chimp was of course instantly aroused as soon as she spotted it, and didn’t roll her eyes at all, or mention anything about me looking like I live in a bin.
So, there you go. I am now in my sexual prime.
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Struggling with my choice this week. Normally when I can’t decide its because I really like both choices. Here, I’m not really a huge fan of either. The Banquet is not a bad position for oral, definitely works but I never see oral as the main event, its fun, it’s great for getting things going but it’s not the end game for me (even if orgasms do happen) and I feel cheated if that’s where we finish. I am not however a fan of The Right Tangle.
Therefore… after days of consideration 
… I am voting for The Banquet but with the hope there’s further penetrating pudding to follow.
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I really dont know which tp pick this week 
mainly due to not being sure how long i could spend in either position without getting leg cramp
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The right tanlge should be OK in that respect- both legs for the receiver are resting on the bed.
No cramping there.
For the giver, the stretch on the groin muscles can be quite a work out, but i love that position very much!!!
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I voted for the Banquet in the end. The right tangle is fine, but I love being eaten out and that is a position we use quite a bit.
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Surprisingly tight vote…. People getting bored with right tangle?
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15-14, with The Right Tangle just a smidge in front. It is pretty knife-edge.
I tried to add a tail plug to zhoosh up The Banquet a bit, but - despite my best efforts - it looked like someone shitting themselves most violently. So I’ve opted for the next best thing:
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Happy Hump Day Eve…
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That one is the December index… I’ll have another roll…
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That one is Sunday Morning again…
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Okay, we’re in. 
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The results of Round 37 are in…
This was a surprisingly close race all the way to the finish, but with all votes counted I can declare that The Banquet has come out on top, with 55% of 33 votes I think the hobnobs and deeley boppers probably gave it an unfair advantage.
Nevertheless, The Banquet scores its first win, and gets a spot on the Leaderboard. 
But will it be just a quick snack and gone, or can it prove to be a more satisfying feast…? Let’s find out.
This week our Dildobot dice roller (after a bit of back and forth) has finally gone with position 156, The Handshake. :
So, up next is The Handshake from July 2021, against The Banquet from January 2021:
Which will win…? You decide.
Winner: The Handshake Go to: Round 39
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Results
And the winner is…
The Handshake
with 57% of 35 votes.
And so The Handshake goes through to the next round!
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Mutual masturbation gets my vote. Super low energy position for me and being able to watch someones expression when you make them cum is just so sexy to me
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Just a little FYI, but I’ve tidied up the Positions of the Week topic and bundled all of 2021 together ready for the new year. So that’s why the position numbers don’t necessarily match up. (and we’ll get a smaller dice roll next week too)
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