I was wondering whether anyone has any favourite euphemisms they'd like to share - do your naughty bits have an amusing name? Have you got a special phrase that only you and your OH know for "How about some sexytime?" or similar?
I shall start the ball rolling with a couple of my personal favourites:
Princess pocket: Vagina. We wanted to come up with something even more girly-sounding than ladygarden, and this was the result.
Weapons of Man Distraction: Breasts. Struck by inspiration a while back whilst simultaneously watching the news and thinking about boobs.