1.
The cuffs are black
Your corset is red
Fuck the poem
Now get on the bed.
2.
My kinks are many
Chains and locks jingle
Problem
is
Im fucking single!!!
No need to sit and ask the whys
Theres toys for singles
And lovehoney supplies
:)
Not my best but i'll work on it lol
1.
For valentines day,
Shop at lovehoney,
Find the perfect gift,
For your cuddle bunny.
2.
My kinks are many,
Chains and locks jingle,
Problem is,
Im fucking single!!!
No need to sit and ask the whys,
Theres toys for singles,
And lovehoney supplies :)
(had to repost after editting went squiffy)
+1...Lol. You have just make my day.*AdamKR* wrote:
Roses are red,
And cost lots of money!
Instead i bought you some sex toys,
Compliments of Lovehoney! ;-)
Be my Valentine,
I give you this gift,
It is something as sweet as you.
Open the draw and see what is inside.
Later in the night,
When your heart desires something more,
Flip the lid and see what lovehoney has hidden.
Love your admirer.
For my lack of a big wedge of money
I dream for my wish list at Lovehoney
Without wanting to whine
I'm all alone this valentine
Sharing a salad with our G spot Bunny
Making life happier for others;
Making life happier for yourself;
Happy people happy Lovehoney.
My 2nd (if allowed).
Let my love speaks happiness;
Let me love receives happiness;
Only Lovehoney give you true happiness.
Your still the one by Shania Twain sing to my wife all the time who love like the day we 1st got together
I love you today
I'll love you forever,
Lovehoney toys,
For fun times together.
Lets have so much fun,
You know what they say,
Show someone you love them,
This valentines day.
A questionable addition to the comp.
Roses are red:
Roses are red.
It's leaves, they are green.
Open your legs.
And I'll fill you with cream.
Roses are red.
Their leaves, green as grasses.
Here's two Lovehoney paddles.
To spank both our asses!
Our asses are red.
This parcel's wrapped blue.
More Lovehoney gifts.
This V-day for you.
Roses are red.
Sometimes they're yellow.
I'm happy you're mine.
I'm such a lucky fellow.
Roses are red.
Some roses are pink.
The Lovehoney purple.
Oft' satisfys our kink.
Roses are red.
Roses are white.
I'm anticipating
A quite wonderful night.
Roses are red.
All around you is black.
As you're tied up, blindfolded.
Awaiting a thwack!
Roses are romantic.
They can make someone's day.
I'm surprised Lovehoney don't yet do a bunch.
In Fifty Shades of Grey!
Poem 1 Roses are red
the vibrator is ready
And the condom is on now shut the fuck up and orgasm on !
Poem 2
Now love I'm not being funny but we have spend £60 on lovehoney, so spread your legs open and get your Clit out
First entry made a 11.29 incorrect these are my poems
Poem 1
Roses are red the vibrator is ready
And the condom is on now shut the fuck up and orgasim on !
poem 2
Now love, I'm not being funny but we spent £60 on love honey, now spread your legs and I'll show your the money
Valentines day is coming,
Its time to order new toys,
Start searching on Love Honey,
I'm dreaming of all the joys,
Shall we get a long one,
Or just a little tease,
Or some new restraints,
To tie her wrists down by her knees,
Some bottles of lovely new lube,
A gag and flogger or two,
Valentines day is coming,
I think we will be too.
You don't need much money
To shop at lovehoney
With plenty options to choose
From lingerie to lubes
You can Treat yourself and your lover
To a night of hubba hubba ;)
So Valentines will be a breeze
Whether you want classy or sleeze
Get some items in your cart
To give your loved one a racing heart!
Love is in the air
Over here and over there
Valentines but once a year
Everyone get into gear
Happy bunnies we all will be
Once between the sheets are we
New pleasures to find
Erotic fantasies Bind
Yes¡YesYessssssss!!!!!
Valentines upon us
Oh what do we wear
Red crotchless panties
Or no underwear
The honeys sites open
Search and dare
Strap on a dildo
Now Husband beware
I'm taking control
You listen to me
strapped to the bed
Look at kinky me!
Thanks to love honey
For corsets and playwear
@LUC - I am guessing things are really looking more rosy for you both - for that I make you both winners xxxx
For Valentines I shopped at Lovehoney,
I wanted a rabbit not a bunny.
I browsed knickers and bras,
Vibrators and glass.
Now suddenly I've spent all of my money!
lmh95 wrote:
+1. Hope you have a great Valentine's day together :)lovingnewtoys wrote:
@LUC - I am guessing things are really looking more rosy for you both - for that I make you both winners xxxx
Why thank you both, yes things getting better but slowly slowly catchy monkey or however it goes. Thanks again for the concern again and sorry for hijack, as you were guys bad/pervy/lovey-dovey poetry.lovingnewtoys wrote:
@LUC - I am guessing things are really looking more rosy for you both - for that I make you both winners xxxx
Valentine's is here, we know what to do,
A gift for me and one for you,
But no roses red or violets blue,
Straight to lovehoney for something for two,
We've swapped our cards and had our dinner,
Now lock the door we're on to a winner,
Alone at last, we know each other so well
One look from you and I'm under your spell
Love, passion and fun, we're at it like bunnies,
A fantastic night that we owe to Lovehoney!