Roses are Red. Violets are Blue, we want to know more from you... COMPETITION!

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Roses are red
Watches are gold
I'll get on my knees
And do as I'm told

Roses are red
Chocolate is brown
Pull down your pants
And let me go to town

Hold back my hair
Push it deep
I'll swallow it all
A promise to keep

Nothing spilled
No not a drop
Fill my mouth
Then go on top

Fuck me hard
Fuck me nice
You love to tease
You love to entice

You make me scream
You make me moan
My gorgeous man
Always got me in the zone

Don't mean to brag
Don't mean to boast
But it's clear who's best
No one ever came close

The man who took my heart away
Takes my breath every day
This gorgeous man
With whom I lay

For my Mr Gorgeous 💟
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Ok so you have to sing this in the mindset of the ice Ice Baby song from vanilla ice

Alright stop, come close and listen
I am here with a valentines invention

Sometimes when you hold me tightly,
lay me down on the bed in my nighty,

Will it ever stop? Yes when you blow
Turn off the lights and I'll swallow

like our sex to the extreme,
Fill it with butt plugs and I'll scream.

Rush ---- my heads going to explode
Your killing it now don't stop I'm close

Deadly - a vac bed could be,
But I can't help thinking how fun shibari could be

Love Kink or leave it - you better not sway
Lovehoney is here and there's plenty to choose from, my bae

If there was a problem, yo they will solve
Because their customer service is second to none
Just email them they will solve it x

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want him so much,
But I love lovehoney too!

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Lovehoney will make our Valentines day,

In ramping up our sexual play,

From opening the box with the prize

the ensuing moans, groans and cries

There'll be plenty of months of whey hay....

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Okay here goes nothing, not a rhyming poem but my thoughts on how I hope my Valentine's day wStand By l be.

Lying By My Side

My Valentine, the darkness has come,
Fear rises inside,
Lying awake with you by my side,
I quiver and shake, pondering my fate.

When a slight sensation, a whisper of breath,
Starts my heart to race,
As fingertips caress,
A whistle, a blow
My breathing quickens and fear let's go.

I murmur a moan, as a tongue flicks,
A tingle, a shiver,
A nibble, a tweak, my breasts you seek,
Not a word or sound do you make.

Cupped in your hands, teased and pleased,
More moans I seek,
Gently you play while I let myself go,
Sensation heightened,
A pleasure of foreplay, a LoveHoney brand.

You leave, you return,
Ice cold your finger and thumb,
I gasp,
Your hand ponders and lingers,
Slowly down my thigh.

Moans and cries, an orgasm may come,
The threat, the tease,
I'm eager to please
You wait, you wait,
And continue to tease.

The flick and prod of your tongue,
Lick and chew, tweek and pull,
Fingers part,
We are now one

Your thrust and urge, dominate my moans,
As we head for the highest height,
Two have become one,
And our orgasm has begun.

Thank you LoveHoney for sharing our bed.

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Ignore my intro it went haywire 😂

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Brilliant comp with some great enteries 😄💜

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Lol you are most welcome

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Goodness - what a creative lot - I was quite pleased with my efforts - then I read everyone else's!!!

Good luck all - it's so exciting xxxx

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Wow alot of very talented members, wishing everyone good luck.

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I lovehoney and I lovecream

and nearing valentines my thoughts are obscene,

bollocks to roses and chocolates too,

I just want to get hold of you,

turn you over and hold you down'

noway am I leaving you with a frown

climb aboard and dive right in

I relive this part right now with a grin.

Thrusting, thrusting on the bed

cries of pleasure as it comes to a head.

The screams I shout are not of lust,

my back has gone, I think it's bust.

I lie on you in so much pain

my bloody sex life, gone again!

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Twas the night before Valentines and all through the house,
no vibrator was buzzing not even a wand

The stockings were pinned to the garters with care
in the hopes that package would soon be there.

the love eggs were nestled between the legs
while vision of lingerie danced through our heads

when out in the hallway, arrived with a clatter
lovehoney was here we burst out with chatter

we sprang down the stairs, unwrapping the tether,
shiny and strong, made from fine leather

twas the night before valentines and all through the house,
were the cries of pleasure,

could ask for no better

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll caress your clit
And I'll lick it too

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Roses are red, violets are blue
And once upon a time I loved you
But after all we've been through
Some home truths are well overdue

I hate it when you piss on the seat
And the chopping sound when you eat
I hate your god dam awful smelly feet
But most of all I hate you're a cheat

I hate that I have to hear you snore
And in the bedroom you're a bore
I hate it when you leave your shit on the floor
Man, I just want to slam your head in the door

I hate the way you keep telling me lies
And act as though part of me never dies
I hate the way you treat me like a prize
So I went and got myself some advise

This year theres no card or present due
Hubby I've got some news for you
Hang in there I'll give you a clue
Next door but one her name is Sue

9 years together, 7 we've been Wed
Each year I've got a dozen roses in red
And a card, "I love you" they said
But this year I'll have a divorce instead

Happy Valentines!

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Bugger me there's a typo *chomping.

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I've had a go at my entry over the weekend. Good luck everyone some great entries have been submitted.

Fifty shades darker
Will leave it's marker
For our starters
I wore LHM boxers
Which suited my partner
As she wore her garter
Which got me rather hotter
As we watched fifty shades darker.

After our valentines date
We were sure to mate.
Which would be great
As we were to celebrate
My wife wanted to dominate
While I awaited my fate
I was set to stimulate
While I wait
I ate an after eight.

Thank you for our darker masks
They were quite the task
As my wife wore a basque
With her mask.
Lovehoney we thank.

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Here's our entry, based on the Valentine's Toy Bundle for him to the music of Side to Side :)

Saw it on the What's New page
Went back and forth for a few days
Not sure what he would even say
But I wasn't gonna get him nothin (no, nothin)
So I went and got it
And it all turned out okay
He loves having his own toys to play
Which is really damn sexy to me (to me)

His views on sex toys changed so much
From one male toy bundle
Can't believe all it took

Was the O-Force 2, a Sqweel XT
And a pleasure Cup from ** EDITED **
So much fun, for him and for me
What another great buy from Lovehoney

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Roses are grey

Violets are grey

But then, I'm a dog ![](upload://nXzNBAACFMemirV1148YTO7ENey.gif)

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Roses are red
Grass is green
Bend me over and make me scream
Don't buy me chocolates
Or give me money
Just get me a butt plug from Lovehoney

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I'm on my own oh yes I'm single
But I still want that certain tingle
To make me buzz and feel the joys
I count on all my lovehoney toys..
This valentines I'm not expecting flowers
Just time to play with myself for hours..
My toys do not kiss Me or cook me a meal
But they know how to excite til they're making me squeal