What's the funniest/ most awkward thing that's ever happened between you and your partner/partners in the bedroom? (Don't be shy)
When on top i prefer to squat over a man instead of kneel. He was lay towards the edge of the bed and i somehow managed to loose my footing and fall off him and the bed! We cried laughing in the end and couldn't carry on.
I was with someone who liked a bit of rough which i also enjoyed at the time. He picked me up and threw me towards the bed, but in the heat of the moment he threw me too hard and i ended up hitting the bedside table which was knocked over and i was kind of mangled across the side of it. With pain and a gash down my side we went to the hospital. They asked me what happend and with my partner there, i simply said he threw me across the room and i hit the bedside table. I had a cracked rib. They only called the police for assult! I was gobsmacked when they walked in and escorted him out to question me. Of course i was then left to explain the whole thing to a male officer who was red faced by the end of it and so was i. Walking out felt like the walk of shame lol.
I felt so bad for my partner at the time as he was just mortified that he had hurt me in the first place which was made much worse after being spoken too by the police. He wouldn't come near me sexually for weeks bless him.
I have quite a severe gag reflex, I didn't realise how bad until I went down on this guy I had really hit it off with. I ended up throwing up all over his crotch. I was mortified! We never went out again.
RosyCheek wrote:
I have quite a severe gag reflex, I didn't realise how bad until I went down on this guy I had really hit it off with. I ended up throwing up all over his crotch. I was mortified! We never went out again.
I have this issue and it has happened to me twice with two different guys who were overzealous and decided they knew my limits rather than letting me go at my own pace. Karma, I suppose. The first time it happened the guy was less than please. It happened fairly recently with my current partner and he was very apologetic. We just joke about it though which is nice. I was a bit embarassed and very turned off after though.
I am so pleased its not just me, KittenFeatures! That sounds really mean of me doesn't it? Totally not meant in a mean way! I've had several close calls with my husband, especially in the earlier days when he would get a bit carried away and do that whole "blow job tug of war".
KittenFeatures wrote:
RosyCheek wrote:
I have quite a severe gag reflex, I didn't realise how bad until I went down on this guy I had really hit it off with. I ended up throwing up all over his crotch. I was mortified! We never went out again.
I have this issue and it has happened to me twice with two different guys who were overzealous and decided they knew my limits rather than letting me go at my own pace. Karma, I suppose. The first time it happened the guy was less than please. It happened fairly recently with my current partner and he was very apologetic. We just joke about it though which is nice. I was a bit embarassed and very turned off after though.
RosyCheek wrote:
I have quite a severe gag reflex, I didn't realise how bad until I went down on this guy I had really hit it off with. I ended up throwing up all over his crotch. I was mortified! We never went out again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hmJT-jI89k
That might help you girls with your gag problem, I know the girl who told me this could take me all the way to my hilt :P