Sexy Food Menu

Turkey Twizzlers (which bit of a turkey are they actually?)

Spermicelli

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Cumquat

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Cock Monsieur

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Spicy parsnipple soup.

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Cream pies :stuck_out_tongue:

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I usually call it spaghetti bollocknaked lol

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T boner

Bacon and love eggs

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If you’d fancy a COCKtail, then obviously:
Sex on the beach.

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COCKtails surely a Harvey Wall-bang-her​:wink:

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Mint Humplugs

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Girthy Delight

Jizzberry Roulade

Chicken and Gushroom pie just for you @CurvyJilly :wink:

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Optional Squirted Cream

:sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:

Dick Peas

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Steak and male pie :pie:

Battered sausage

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Penis Colada

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Steak and kinky pie :pie:

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