Sandwich SPREAD
Cumquats
Rolled Scrotes
Fishy fingers
Salt & Vagina Crisps
Sharing Splatter
Fresh creampie
Peach Cobblers
Granhole-a
Poached Smegs
That’s a gold mine one.
Smeg & Chips
Dippy Smeg (and soldiers)
Smegs Benedict ( may upset Sherlock fans!)
Smeg Mayonnaise…
Prawn COCKtail
Hardcore King Porn Stir-fry, with Crispy Smeg Rolls, and a ShowUsYour Plums Sauce.
Baked Alaska (because consent is sexy )
Lamb Spank That pASSanda
The ManCave bar&grill
The Finishing Flourish
A heaving rack platter of our spicy hot bbq breasts, drenched in our freshly-pumped ManJuice™ sauce (now with extra pineapple!) right there at your table. And our staff are on hand to top you up any time you feel yourself thirsting for more. We’ve not run dry yet!
Part oral extravaganza, part sheer exhibitionism, and perfect for sharing with friends.
But… If you prefer to gorge alone, there’s
The MAN v BREAST chow down!
And if you manage to clear the breast mountains all by your selfish lonesome (sauce and all) you get your photo in our Greedy Bastard Gallery, and a t-shirt with, 'I Licked It Clean at the ManCave! on the front.
Good luck.
Gash Brownies