Nice. 
I’ll put together a full one of them to test out properly.
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Think you know your Positions of the Week back to front? Let’s find out. 
Can you identify each of these positions from their garbled 'How’s? And how fast can you do it? If you chuck a time in I’ll add it to the scoreboard. 
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
The partner on the bottom sits propped on one arm, with their legs stretched out in front of them. The partner being penetrated then lowers themself onto them, raising one leg over their partner’s shoulder. For added support, the partner on the bottom should wrap their arm around their waist.
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
She stands with her back to him, he penetrates. He holds her hips while she leans forward onto her hands, putting her legs behind his.
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
He sits down, legs spread. She sits between his legs, helps him penetrate, then puts her legs on his shoulders. Both rest on your hands.
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
She lies on her back with her legs wide open. He lies across her and in between her thighs with his pelvis meeting hers in the middle. She raises her top leg and he grabs hold of her calf to help edge him in closer to penetrate her.
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
The giving partner lies on their back with their knees raised and their feet positioned flat on the floor. The receiving partner climbs on top and facing away from the reclining partner, straddles them and holds onto their knees while leaning onto their thighs for support.
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
Start in the traditional doggie-style pose with her on all fours and him behind. He supports her with his hands while she comes up on her knees.
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
He sits down with his knees bent and feet on the floor. She climbs on top of him and places her torso over his knees with her bum facing towards him and her knees resting either side of his hips. By placing her hands on the floor either side of his feet, she can balance herself and work with him to manoeuvre herself into a comfortable position.
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
The receiving partner lies sideways, holding their head with one arm bent at the elbow and their knees slightly bent. The giving partner kneels behind the receiving partner so they are vertical to the reclining partner’s body, with their knees widened to aid penetration.
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
The receiving partner crouches on all fours with their knees bent, while the giving partner crouches and enters them from behind. The giving partner holds onto the receiving partner’s waist to draw them in deeper.
And the right way round if anyone needs it: 🙂
She lies flat, he lies on top and penetrates. She keeps her legs closed and he puts his legs either side of hers.
Answers TBD
Scoreboard | Time 
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@For_Your_Eyes_Only_x | 18m 14s
@Peitho | ~40m
Is 10 too many?
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Tougher than I thought but was a fun little quiz! Most frustrating part was flicking between tabs to check the clue and then browse the positions. I think 10 is a good number though.
Here goes…
Hooked On You
The Babe Bendover
The Voyeur
Kinky Crossroads
The Thighs the Limit
The Grind
Bottoms Up
The Good Side
Kanga-ooh!
The Sandwich
Took a total of 18 minutes and 14 seconds.
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My answers:
Summary
- Hooked on You
- The Babe Bendover
- The Voyeur
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Kinky Crossroads (this one took longer as I wasn’t quite sure what the description was actually describing… did find a couple that looked good before getting the right one, which does not, though!
) - The Thigh’s the Limit
- The Grind (this took ages as I was picturing the wrong thing!)
- Bottoms Up
- The Good Side
- Kanga-ooh!
- The Sandwich
I’m significantly slower than @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x …started at 11:20 so about 40 mins but that was mainly being confused by 4 and 6. Fun, I enjoyed it but am now far too late going to bed!
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I have added in a scoreboard. 
(and sorry for keeping you up late @Peitho )
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(30/06/21)
The Great Hump Day Quiz! 🐪
Welcome to another Great Hump Day Quiz!
We’re always trying to add more people to our quiz gang, so check out how to hide your answers, pop them in a post, and I’ll add you to the Scoreboard.
Where do the questions come from?
I found a mysterious old box of trivial pursuit, with even more trivial pursuits stuffed inside. It is a treasure trove of quiz questions, and all of them really old. Perfect fodder for a Hump Day special.
Piecing together a few bits and bobs, there were three sets, and a couple of the instructions. One is a Genus Edition, dated 2001, and the other the 20th Anniversary one, 2004. There’s also another old style board and questions in there that looks/smells quite a bit older. That’s the box they’re all stuffed in, and that has ©1983 printed on it. No instructions, so not sure if that’s accurate. That one says it’s a Master Game Genus Edition.
(Edit: Now with an added sprinkling of more recent questions too )
So, there you go. It’s a bit random, but it should add to the fun.
Categories:
💙 Geography
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In which US state is Fort Knox located?
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Which city and state capital in Australia was named after the wife of British King William IV?
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Which park in central London is home to the Serpertine Lake and Speakers’ Corner?
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Name one of the two countries whose flags comprise just a red stripe on top of a white stripe on the botttom?
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The most southerly country in Africa is the island nation of Madagascar - true or false?
💗Entertainment
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Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt portrayed Bruce Willis’ younger self in which time-tripping film?
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In which fictional town in Rhode Island does the cartoon Family Guy take place?
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Which English actress won a Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar for the 1995 film Sense and Sensibility?
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The title character in which children’s TV series is a magical cloth cat, with pink-and-cream stripes, whose owner is called Emily?
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In the movie Pulp Fiction, all the clocks are set to 4:20. True or false?
💛 History
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The heart of which King of Scotland, who died in 1329, is buried at Melrose Abbey?
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Which of Henry VIII’s wives is buried alongside him in St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle?
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Which British monarch was depicted in profile on the Penny Black, the world’s first adhesive postage stamp, which was issued in the UK in 1840?
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Who was the last significant Habsburg monarch, who was also emperor of Austria and the longest-reigning Hungarian king?
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Following his abdication in 1936, the former king Edward VIII was created Duke of… where?
💩 Art & Literature
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In which Canadian province does Anne of Green Gables live?
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According to the title, how old was Adrian Mole when his Secret Diary was published in 1982?
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Mr Smee is the bumbling sidekick of which literary villain?
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In The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe the White Witch lures Edmund with which sweet treat?
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What is the style of painting that uses opaque watercolours?
💚 Science & Nature
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What distance above sea level is the scientific definition of the edge of space, called the Kármán Line - 100km, 153km, 240km?
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In 1973, the Oldsmobile Toronado was the first car to include which pioneering safety feature?
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Which flowering plant shares its name with the Ancient Greek goddess of the rainbow?
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What’s the common name for the third molars inside a human mouth?
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Which ‘living fossil’ is harvested by the millions each year so that its blood can be used to test new medicine?
🧡 Sprot & Leisure
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In poker, what is it called when your hand includes an ace, king, queen, jack and ten, all in the same suit?
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Which Leicester-born footballer was top goal-scorer at the 1986 FIFA World Cup, becoming the only England player in history to win the Golden Boot?
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Which racetrack is home to the Kentucky Derby?
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Jib, spinnaker and lateen are all types of what?
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What does the abbreviation TL;DR stand for?
Scoreboard
| Total |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| @WillC | 20 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
| @Peitho | 19 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 |
| @Ian_Chimp | 17 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 |
| @MsSubExperimenter | 16½ | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3½ |
The Answers
| Geography | Entertainment
— | — | —
- Kentucky | 1. Looper (His transformation took three hours in the make-up chair)
- Adelaide | 2. Quahog (Which is also a type of clam, on of the state’s symbols)
- Hyde Park | 3. Emma Thompson (Thompson also played Elinor Dashwood in the film)
- Indonesia
, Monaco 
| 4. Bagpuss
- False (South Africa is the most southerly African nation) | 5. False (Common myth busted! Although many of the clocks show the time 4:20, others do not)
| History | Arts & Literature |
- Robert the Bruce (Robert I) (His body was buried separately, in Dunfermline Abbey) | 1. Prince Edward Island
- Jane Seymour (She was his third wife, and the mother of his only legitimate male heir) | 2. Thirteen-and-three-quarters
- Queen Victoria | 3. Captain Hook
- Franz Joseph | 4. Turkish delight
- Windsor | 5. Gouache
|
Science & Nature | Sprot & Leisure |
- 100km (Above this line there isn’t enough air to support aeronautical flight) | 1. Royal Flush
- Airbag (The safety cushion had been in development since 1953) | 2. Gary Linekar
- Iris | 3. Churchill Downs (In Louisville, Kentucky)
- Wisdom teeth | 4. Sails
- Horseshoe Crab (It’s baby-blue blood binds with any bacterial contamination) | 5. Too long; didn’t read
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I’ve left it as ‘answers 7pm Thursday’ for now. We can change it though. My only niggle is that leaving it open for longer may put people off adding a new quiz in of their own, as it can get a bit muddled having two running concurrently. Any thoughts?
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I don’t think many people tend to post quizzes very often apart from your lovely self Mr Chimp so don’t really see it being an issue at the moment… just my humble opinion 
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I’m just a bit worried about crowding people out. Especially if I add some of the picture quizzes and other formats I’ve been tinkering with at the weekend too.
How long are people thinking?
Keep it as it is if it’s more convenient for you. I think 36 hours is probably enough time for most of us to take part.
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WillC Answers
Geography
1, Kentucky (Know that from Goldfinger!)
2, Adelaide?
3, Hyde Park
4, No idea!
5, False
Entertainment
1, Looper?
2, Quahog (Nor sure of spelling)
3, No idea
4, Bagpuss!
5, True i think.
History
1, No idea
2, Jane Seymour
3, Victoria
4, No idea
5, Duke of Windsor
Art and Literature
1, No idea
2, 13 and three quarter.
3, Captain Hook
4, Turkish Delight
5, Gouache
Science and Nature
1, 153km?
2, Airbags? (I know it wasn’t seatbelts as i learned in a 1967 car that had them!)
3, Iris
4, Eye Teeth?
5, Horseshoe crab?
Sprot and Leisure
1, Royal Flush?
2, Gary Lineker? (I know he’s from Leicester!)
3, No idea
4, Sails!
5, No idea!
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My answers…
💙 Geography
- Really feel I should know this and yet… not a clue… New York?
- First thought was Victoria but that was after the Queen so let’s try Adelaide?
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Regent’s Park? - Indonesia
- False, East of Africa… think South Africa is furtherst South… clue in the name me thinks.
💗 Entertainment
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Can’t even think of a time-tripping Bruce Willis film!
- Quohog (sp?), Rhode Island
- Emma Thompson
- Bagpuss
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I think true
💛 History
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Robert the Bruce? Not good on dates but he’s the most famous King of Scotland!
- Jane Seymour (She gave him a boy and wasn’t divorced or decapitated!
) - Queen Victoria
- Duke of Windsor presumably?
💩 Art and Literature
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Ontario?
- I know this is incredibly famous and I know it has a fraction in but I’ve never read it and can’t remember
… 10½? - Captain Hook
- Turkish Delight… made me desperately keen to try it… turns out, it’s revolting!
- I don’t know but I was painting with watercolours on Sunday (a twice annual occurrence for Mum’s Birthday and Mother’s Day) and one of the You Tube videos I watched (because I blatantly copy better painters than myself) used normal watercolours and then an opaque white on top and looked amazing so now I want to get an opaque white!
💚 Science and Nature
- 100km
- Seat belt?
- Iris
- Wisdom Teeth
- The Horseshoe Crab
(Poor little crab)
🧡 Sprot and Leisure
- Royal Flush
- Gary Linacre? (Leicester and about the right era)
- Churchill Downs
- Boat? Something is ringing a bell that spinnakers were used in the America’s Cup.
- Not a clue… Thanks Lovehoney; Dildo Recieved!
Busy day earlier but that was fun. Thanks @Ian_Chimp !
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Don’t think I did well here
Geography
- In which US state is Fort Knox located? Kentucky?
- Which city and state capital in Australia was named after the wife of British King William IV? Adelaide?
- Which park in central London is home to the Serpertine Lake and Speakers’ Corner? Hyde Park?
- Name one of the two countries whose flags comprise just a red stripe on top of a white stripe on the botttom? Monaco?
- The most southerly country in Africa is the island nation of Madagascar - true or false? False?
Entertainment
- Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt portrayed Bruce Willis’ younger self in which time-tripping film? Looper?
- In which fictional town in Rhode Island does the cartoon Family Guy take place? Something strange, Warthog or something.
- Which English actress won a Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar for the 1995 film Sense and Sensibility? Emma Thompson?
- The title character in which children’s TV series is a magical cloth cat, with pink-and-cream stripes, whose owner is called Emily? Bagpuss
- In the movie Pulp Fiction, all the clocks are set to 4:20. True or false? True?
History
- The heart of which King of Scotland, who died in 1329, is buried at Melrose Abbey? Malcolm?
- Which of Henry VIII’s wives is buried alongside him in St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle? C/Katherine Parr?
- Which British monarch was depicted in profile on the Penny Black, the world’s first adhesive postage stamp, which was issued in the UK in 1840? Queen Victoria?
- Who was the last significant Habsburg monarch, who was also emperor of Austria and the longest-reigning Hungarian king? Albert?
- Following his abdication in 1936, the former king Edward VIII was created Duke of… where? Edinburgh?
Art & Literature
- In which Canadian province does Anne of Green Gables live? No idea, Newfoundland?
- According to the title, how old was Adrian Mole when his Secret Diary was published in 1982? 13 3/4
- Mr Smee is the bumbling sidekick of which literary villain? Captain Hook!
- In The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe the White Witch lures Edmund with which sweet treat? Candy floss?
- What is the style of painting that uses opaque watercolours? Impressionism?
Science & Nature
- What distance above sea level is the scientific definition of the edge of space, called the Kármán Line - 100km, 153km, 240km? 240km?
- In 1973, the Oldsmobile Toronado was the first car to include which pioneering safety feature? Seatbelt?
- Which flowering plant shares its name with the Ancient Greek goddess of the rainbow? Not narcissus, iris?
- What’s the common name for the third molars inside a human mouth? Wisdom teeth?
- Which ‘living fossil’ is harvested by the millions each year so that its blood can be used to test new medicine? Leeches?
Sprot & Leisure
- In poker, what is it called when your hand includes an ace, king, queen, jack and ten, all in the same suit? Royal Flush?
- Which Leicester-born footballer was top goal-scorer at the 1986 FIFA World Cup, becoming the only England player in history to win the Golden Boot? Gary Lineker?
- Which racetrack is home to the Kentucky Derby? One in Kentucky? Louisville?
- Jib, spinnaker and lateen are all types of what? Sails? They’re bits of a sailboat.
- What does the abbreviation TL;DR stand for? Pass?
@Peitho do I get my cuddles from Domwoofer now?
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Oh most definitely! 
Consider the whip cracked and put away and the belly presented for rubbing
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I have added the answers to the quiz post
And this week’s winner of the Great Hump Day Quiz is… 
Congratulations!
And the one and only star Clean-Sweeper this week… 
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Thanks!
Well done @WillC!
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Congratulations @WillC ! 
And well done on the clean sweap @MsSubExperimenter
Thank you for the quiz @Ian_Chimp
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Thanks, and well done for the clean sweep 
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How about another photo round?
Random Photo Round - Take Two…
Can you find these items on the Lovehoney website? (and if you time yourself I’ll add it to the scoreboard )
Mrs Chimp says its too hard.
| Scoreboard | ?/10 | Time |
|---|---|---|
 @Peitho |
10/10 | 35m |
| @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x | 9/10 | 26m 29s |
| @Melody1 | 0/10 | 23s |
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