I do love the precision workmanship in a proper crumpet. Old skool manual drilling produces by far the best texture. These factory ones just aren’t the same.
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Ok guys we need to stop talking about manual drilling… twitching 
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The phrase “deep fill cream injection” 
oooooo shudders
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See now I’m wanting a Krispy Kreme
Hope that’s not the only white stuff your getting splattered with today
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You are a star, hope you do indeed have a great day. 
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Brilliant.
It has to be real butter, slightly salted. Optional marmite on a crispy crumpet… potters off to the kitchen…
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@MsR a woman after my own heart. Your the ONLY person I’m aware of that has Marmite on Crumpets other than me. 
@Serpentwand I’ll pay ya later 
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@Orgasm_Chaser … i know the premise of this forum is non judgemental etc… but Marmite 
I can feel a whole debate coming on… stand by 
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Spread the word (as well as the marmite) - start the revolution.
A snack worthy of the gods…
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I shall contact customer services to have your membership rescinded immediately.
Marmite is nectar from heaven 
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Having said that, MrR refuses to kiss me if I have been eating it.
It is his one failing.
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OMG marmite on crumpets no thank you
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My OH loves marmite on crumpets. He had a plate of 6 of them once. Never fails to astound me
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6 crumpets sounds good lol
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But not with marmite
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Anyone tried the Marmite butter? I think there’s Marmite cheese too.
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No need for marmite butter on crumpets - you slather them in butter before adding the marmite. I might look into the idea for toast, but the ratios have to be exactly right
Don’t know about marmite cheese, but cheese and marmite sandwiches are the ultimate comfort food (after fish&chips) in my book. Again - with butter. Lurpack. (I don’t think that is a serious Lovehoney competitor?)
I’ll leave one thought: twiglets.
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Love Twiglets! 
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Good man. What a catch!
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