Emerald!!!!! Wowzers, that makes my vagina hurt in sympathy lol!!!
For me, two things from our crazy session the other night... We decided to role play a little with the whole dominant/submissive thing. Well Mr L put me in such a position (I was tied with a hog tie rope) so couldn't move much myself and fanny farted. I was mortified.... He also got a bit carried away with my new 7 inch big thick King Cock thing I got the other week and lets just say, I am sure my cervix got bruised!!!!