They are… the REALLY are…
and made one of my favourite videos using them 
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Are they on LH
These are they, I believe @Peggingand_fun
They also do an insane, even larger, 7.5" circumference set! 
All the measurements are correct for those ones…
I was considering getting the giant ones, glad I stuck with the large… by the time the fourth one is in, it’s a bit tricky!
Maybe one day Ill invest in the giant ones!
Good luck to you in your pursuits if you try, I think only a couple of reviews have managed all three!
Waaaay too big for me 
I just posted my photo inventory and am brainstorming how to make a game of working through everything in the collection within a time frame. Ideas I’ve come up with are:
- Assign numbers to every toy and use a random number generator to select a toy or toys to incorporate.
Okay, so that’s actually the only idea I’ve come up with. The variation would be to print the picture and cut them all out and put them in a bag to draw from. Could also divide them by category (Vaginal/Clitoral, Anal, Penile, and BDSM implements are the big categories as I see them - thought about going his/hers in the division, but some of the anal toys are a mix/either one, even though we tend to have default uses).
Has anyone else done something similar (or like a homemade advent calendar of sorts)? Have an fun or creative suggestions?
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I love that suggestion, assigning a number to each item probably seems easier but I’d definitely separate them into categories. At least penetrative and non penetrative and get creative with them.
This will be a fun addition to your spreadsheet.
Thanks for the spreadsheet reference! I hadn’t made it as far as that connection yet…
As an update on our numbers:
- We’ve had sex 246 times (243 included intercourse, 3 were virtual).
- I have had 237 orgasms to my wife’s 228 (she’s had more than one orgasm on 5 occasions - she’s usually one and done)
- Other qualifiers I’ve tracked include:
- Anal: 10x
- Bondage: 6x
- Cunnilingus: 35x
- Digital Stimulation (for her O): 151x
- Fellatio: 31x
- Massage: 23x
- Roleplay: 0x (What? Clearly we need to put something on the calendar…)
- Toys for her: 53x
- Toys for him: 11x
- Most frequent words from other notes category: Period (44), Melt (39), Dildo (17), Womanizer (13), Face-fucking (11), Midnight (8 - my wife suffers from stress-induced insomnia).
- Most Frequent Position: Missionary (185), Prone (56), Cowgirl (20), Cunnilingus (19), Doggy (9)
I’m not an Excel or stats wizard so I’m still refining the best way to track and report on variables, but I feel like putting the number values in the sheet would be much more consistent in reporting than text based on my variable entry “dildo, pink dildo, big swirly” as well as more specifically tracking which sizes of buttplugs we used, etc. I also haven’t figured out how to build multi-select cells in google sheets to select multiple options. So for positions, I have dropdowns and basically try to select the primary positions that orgasms occurred in that field - thankfully (?) for the data we’re both usually one-and-done, so it’s easy to pick either the main position we both came in, or possibly two if we’re separate. But it would be fun to be able to track when we do shift through multiple positions. Likewise, I haven’t built fields for primary means of orgasm… it may be getting in the weeds with data, but there are times we both enjoy oral together, but it’s not how either of us end up climaxing.
Well, that’s enough for now.
I love how analytical you get with it and numbering your toys will make it easier to update too.
‘#5 - plug’ would make it easier to know which you’re talking about and would be a good way to track which toys you use most often, and if there are any that you’ve no interest in anymore.
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I did discover in the process of taking them all out that my wife’s very first vibrator is broken (it’s the 2nd one in, in the 2nd row from the bottom) - it’s a twist-bottom speed control and the plastic in the handle that moves the speed control has completely worn out (there were bits floating around inside the handle). I’m going to attempt to fix it for posterity’s sake, but to be honest it probably hasn’t been used in close to 7 or 8 years probably. Don’t know if we’d ever toss it due to sentimentality - we could still set the switch to full speed and just take the batteries out when not in use I suppose.
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See I’d just chuck it, but clutter annoys me and anything that doesn’t get used is clutter to me 
I’m sorry, friend. I’m sure you’ve shared elsewhere, but rooting for you whatever it is that’s getting in the way.
@Melody1 this is insane!!! 
We have all these new emoji reactions but not the required:
Great photos to truly show his, ahem, size.
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@Peitho , truly!
I remember when Brenna put the shout out for testers you cautioned people about what they were letting themslves in for. I totally knew and it was totally amazing!
There’s my review on the US site if you want a giggle
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Oh holy crap!!!
You can take the full 17" - I doth my cap to you in amazement
Truly superb review, full of detail and the flamboyant portrayal of “the reptilian lover of the deep” is great . I was very, very lucky and have my Unicorn, who I had thought was very well hung until seeing your serpent… he is perfect for me though and the biggest I’ve gone, I’ve not submitted my review just yet though.
Also… your photos display the viper way better than the product images!
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My god ! That scares me and challenges me all at the same time . Perfect for people new to anal . That looks like something I would have seen working at the ER . No way I could take the whole thing , but think it would be a useful prop in my self centered home made porn .
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It gets more manageable the deeper you go lol
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Hi @arry069 , your storage drawer is beautiful. I happpened to notice two of the same G-spot toys I have. The Dame Arc and the Mon Ami G-spot Massager, I just wondered how Mrs Arry finds both? I had really high hopes for the Dame Arc but have never got on with it at all. The Mon Ami is much cheaper, vibes aren’t quite as rumbly as I’d like for perfection but shspe and flex make it so, so perfect. Just wondering how she finds the two compare.
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Hi @Peitho … Pretty much the same here. The Dame Arc is probably our most expensive toy and I couldn’t wait to get it but Mrs A069 has never got on with it at all. It’s more of a drawer decoration now.
The Mon Ami one is much better… again could do with lower rumbles but its early days in our play with this one but so far so good.
We have a few Mon Ami toys and they are all very good.
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