The Vending Machine

Gets a perfect copy

Inserts a ruler…

Gets a good 6"…

Inserts a pair of knitting needles…

Gets a perl necklace

Insersts a wind sock…

Gets a big enough cock sock…

Inserts a steak plate…

Gets a nice big T-bone

Inserts a teacup and saucer…

Gets a posh brew…

Inserts a condom…

Gets to rubber the right way

Inserts a bell…

Gets a bell end…

Inserts a parka…

Gets the next best thing to an anorak

Inserts a roll of barbed wire…

Gets a 1970’s fence…

Inserts a rifle…

Gets a good shot of something hot

Inserts an octopus…

Gets wandering arms all over…:crazy_face:

Inserts a fist…

Gets a hand and a round of applause

Inserts a clipboard…

Gets a bucket list…

Inserts a corset…

Gets laced up to the max

Inserts a beret…

Gets a punnet of raspberries…

Inserts a pair of football socks

Gets socks that come up to the knee

Inserts a plaster…

Gets a cast…

Inserts a pair of hand knitted mittens…

Gets a cord to thread them through the arms of your coat

Inserts a corn plaster…

Gets a field…

Inserts a willie warmer…