My partner asking what I'm cooking for tea later..... obviously thinking about his stomach during sex. I laugh now when I think back though LOL
The snapping of a bed slat!
One more from me, when the smell of his fart fills the room.
When I was MUCH younger in the middle of the afternoon while having sex in my girlfriends parents livingroom and her her parents car pull into the driveway . I was damn pround that we were both properly dress , sitting in two chairs watching TV when they walked in .
My ex partners mother accusing his father of fancying me in the next bedroom...very offputting indeed...😱
being caught in the doggy style in a hotel bedroom
I knew a guy that was screwing this girl and he told me that he had to put the light on to make sure that she was still there. Nothing I could do but laugh when he told me
Dad! Are you and mummy wrestling?
Hello grandad
Her husband coming in Chambermaids Sometime wanting to use the work conference room
I seem to be on a “resurrecting old threads” kick today… 
It was the mid 1980s. Having watched a fairly steamy movie on TV, we were all over each other. The telly was still switched on - news headlines, but we were oblivious …until they cut to a speech by Margaret Thatcher.
Uuurrrgghhh. 
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