In a similar vein I always thought that the grading system on the old forum didn’t sit very well.
I found it difficult to align a military rank on a forum which is basically talking about sex and love. Not that I am saying that military personnel do not have sex and love people and may post on here! Just to cover my arse.
I seem to recall on a thread that someone proposed that one of the LH team could be known as the “chief dildo wrangler” for their well received advice and I thought that it would make a far better rank than “Field Marshal”.
Then I started conjuring up my own such as Lube Sommelier, Butt Plug Guru, Senior Strap On Mentor. Well, I am sure you get the gist.