Years ago whilst moving house my parents helped out. It was the end of the day and we were all upstairs in my sons bedroom putting together some furniture and my 5 year old walked in and said "Look what I've found Mummy" as he stood there with my vibrator (that WAS packed in a box) buzzing away! Needless to say the toys were soon under lock and key.
What embarrassing mishaps have you had?
About 10 years ago I was with a bf at his house. We where being silly and I was playing hard to get so he started chasing me around the house. He eventually caught me in his sisters room and pushed me onto the bed. The bed started buzzing and we jumped up to see his sister rampit rabbit buzzing away . And to make it worse .... She hadn't cleaned it
I used to (I'm very careful about it now) keep my go-to vibrator inside the pillowcase of my bottom pillow so that it was close to hand if I ever wanted to use it.
So, there was one day where I had a really long day at uni - so I left early for a nine o'clock start, and I think I finished at six? Came home to find my bed stripped - mum had clearly decided to wash my sheets - and tucked next to my bare pillow was my vibrator. I was so embarrassed! And, when she came up with my dry bedclothes, she curiously peeked down the side of the pillow (I'm not sure if she thought she was being subtle about it?) to check if it was still there. I had long since hidden it away.
Thankfully, she didn't say anything or ask anything though.
I'm so glad it's not just me!
Thanks for sharing and I'm glad we are all more careful with our toys :-)
I once left my Iroha Sakura on my bedside table to dry after cleaning it.
Mum came in and had a conversation with me, stopped mid-sentence to say, "And what the hell is that?!" I didn't have an answer so just carried on talking until she went away but I could still feel my face turning red so she probably put two and two together.
Thank god it was quite an innocent looking toy, don't know what I'd have done if it was a Sqweel or anything obviously phallic!
i'd bought a vibrator off an auction site on the spur of the moment (one LH used to sell) when it arrived my mum mistook it for her parcel and opened it up realised her mistake handed me the packet and said this lipstick must be yours she couldn't tell it was was actually a vibrator thankfully it was very cheap as it was incredibly loud and buzzy
My mum has accidently opened my lovehoney package full of a nice new bullet vibe, sexy undies, condoms and lube. She was blushing slightly, I wasn't that bothered. I think she thought I would be embarrassed. We are pretty open about things like that. Not that long after she asked me if I knew a good site for toys. Lol.
On the other hand my step dad knocked on my door so he could hand me a pile of clean washing. I was packing to go to my boyfriends house and on my bed sat my open bag with sexy undies and my toy bag. Oops I was mortified.
When I was in my first year of Uni I packed some of my toys along with some other things like books, folders, clothes, etc.
Anyways I lost one of my tinier vibes and couldn't find it for over a week.
Then I went in for my first lecture and, as I was nattering to (what I hope would be) a new friend, I opened up one of my folders to get it ready for class.
I couldn't have snapped that thing shut fast enough because there, smack bang in the middle of my folder, was my missing sex toy, for all the class to see.
I think most didn't get a lookin but my potential new friend certainly did.
Turned out she was also a sex toy fan though, so it ended up being a conversation starter.
My girlfriend's mum came round a few weeks ago and asked to use the bathroom and it was only when I went in there after she'd left that I saw that we'd left the Mustang suction-cupped to the shower wall.
She's a lovely lady and she's really open about stuff like that but I still cringe every time I think about it. It took me about ten minutes to type this out, aaaaaaaaaaagh :(
a few months after we were married, my wife and her friend sat to watch a video that had arrived addressed to me. i was at work. they thought it was our wedding video but it was some porn i had ordered. wish i had been there to see their faces haha.
was in new york on broardway just down from times square on our way out to eat when my tights started to come down
had no option so as we wouldnt be in new york again just pulled my skirt up and took them off,good job that i had my knickers on
so some passers by got a thrill in december evening
Just after we moved in, we'd been naughty and got the toy box out and in a rare moment of laziness, I didn't put it away properly and left it open with toys left on the chest of drawers...
The day after, we had the painter come round and do some touch ups and he went up to the bedroom...
... Wasn't til he left with a grin on his face had I realised what happened! Whoops!
When I lived at home with my mum and brother, I had to be very careful about leaving toys out. Me and the OH had been buying and using sex toys and lingerie for about a year and I'd never been caught, one night I decided to clean all the toys while everyone was asleep, hid them all away and went to bed. Only to wake up and find the bottle of sex toy cleaner still on the sink.
I have no idea if they noticed it or not, never asked and I never plan to ask.
Now I'm staying with even more prudish family members, so I have to be even more careful. I'm sure I'll accidentally slip up soon...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8KjKFyROaU
I was getting ready for a work night out, and after a crisis over what to wear I was running a bit late, so grabbed the first handbag I came across, shoved my stuff in, and ran out of the door. I had completely forgotten that there was a vibrating cock ring in there left over from a trip to my boyfriend's house. After a few too many drinks, my manager walked me home, but I couldn't find my house keys, so I tipped the entire contents of my handbag over the front doorstep, including the cock ring. He just laughed and said perhaps he'd think twice before performing a bag and locker search on me at work. To this day I am still pretty mortified, and I can only hope he was too drunk to remember that part of the evening! x
I think the even that mortified me the most happened when I was 18. I was starting to explore my kinkier side and had a small but basic collection of BDSM stuff, a flogger, riding crop, rope hand cuffs that kind of stuff. I kept this stuff hidden in a box on top of my wardrobe. Now for some reason my parents decided to replace my wardrobe, so my mum was clearing the stuff off the top of my wardrobe, she knocked the toy box and it toppled over, spilling it's kinky contents everywhere. I legged it out the house before my strict catholic mother decided to ask questions. When I got home I got filthy looks and a preachy speach about how sex is a sin, yatta yatta yatta.
I've now got to move back in with my mum temporarily and what was once a small box is now a 48l box of kit.... I can sense I'm going to slip up somewhere.
We've had the toy cleaner thing too.
the spray bottle lives in the bathroom (good for cleaning mirrors).
but it's seen by everyone who uses the toilet!
we'r not really shy about that sort of thing.
For a long time we had a 10 inch suction dildo stuck to the bedroom window, that was always fun watching the window cleaner(s) actually notice what it was!
we also got walked in on (no knock) by my sister, whilst we were in 69, cock in mouth, tongue in crotch. There was no hiding that one!
When moving house once, I left a dildo on top of the wardrobe in a bag. Completely forgot about it until it hit my father on the head when he went to help me move the furnature to the removal van lol. :/ On the upside also found my spare keys up there!
whe I was 18 I decided to skip work and my gf at the time skipped college to make use of my free house (as my mother who I was living with was at work). We had a great day of going for it all over the house and eventually finished up back in my room doggystyling on the bed.
For some reason - still never questioned by me to this day - my mother decided to also come home early from work, hear strange noises coming from upstairs so came up to explore and of course saw us going at it like a pair of rabbits!
Needless to say we quickly got our kit on and legged it out of there! nothing was ever mentioned.
About a week later, my gf was at mine again and I had gone into the garden. She was with my mother in the kitchen when my mother said 'right, now that we are alone, we need to talk...'
imagine how badly she wanted the ground to open up and swallow her up whole!
turned out my mother wanted to discuss my upcoming surprise birthday plans!
just remembered another time some years back when we all had dial up internet and no such thing as free youporn etc
again when living at home with parents, we got a massive phone bill one month which my mother asked me about. I immediately realised that I must have clicked the wrong thing when getting my rocks off online I just blamed it on my brother, saying he must have made premium rate calls and not to worry!
She asked my bro who said it wasnt him so then called the phone company to query these 'calls'.
I was in the other room over hearing this conversation, dreading the outcome!
Soon enough my mother came in asking me about some 'red hot websites that I have visited, since thats what the lady on the phone said the numbers were associated to'
Still havent lived that one down