Is there a better name for ‘male masturbator'

[Serpentwand]

I’m thinking of saying something like “Please don’t disturb me for the next half an hour - I’m going to be on the blower”.

[bwaltr]

I hate that word also, it is not sexual, it sounds dirty and there is nothing dirty about masturbation. To me it is about being human and living your life. I love to jerk off and never considered it to be abnormal .

[MissNoir]

Dick Dynamite - Because it always ends with a bang!