On the back of a comment made on the 'First Time masterbation' thread, what has been your most cringeworthy incident sexually involving your parents, that still makes you blush now?
i have a few
my mum found my first vibe, in a drawer at my uni halls
and. i was coming home from my uni halls, and had packed my vibes into my caseto avoid embarrasment. as we packed things into a trolly to move them out my dad comments that there is a weird noise coming from my case. low and behold it is my vibe, and i have to look him in the eye and say what it is. then open my case in my hallway of the flat, with the door to the outer corridoor open. this is on the same day they found packaging in my room as well. i may never live it down!
Hey I'm new, this seems like as good a place as any to begin...
I'd say a couple of my most embaressing incidents would have to involve an ex boyfriend of mine who was a little on the heavy side (about 22 stone). They both happened when he was staying with me at my parent's house one Christmas and not only did my stepdad nearly walk in on us having sex (sometimes you can be too quiet) but he also broke my bed... like, the slats just gave up and there was a 'boyfriend shaped' hole in the bed, I think my being on top might have been asking too much of the ikea furniture but it probably saved my life (I'd have been squished otherwise). It was quite embaressing explaining that to my folks over breakfast.
ooh i just remembered another one. when igot some test products delivered to the house my mum always used to ask what they were. i got so sick of her asking that for this week when i got a parcel i ended up showing her what it was. she was so shocked i dont think she'll bother me about it again!
When i lived with someone we had sex one day and left vibrators on the bed and the door open and my dad happened to pop round and see the vibrators
sweetlove666 wrote:
ooh i just remembered another one. when igot some test products delivered to the house my mum always used to ask what they were. i got so sick of her asking that for this week when i got a parcel i ended up showing her what it was. she was so shocked i dont think she'll bother me about it again!
Haha, I should try that one. I've been buying alot of stuff lately. Luckily I'm often buying stuff from all sorts of places, but Mum must have noticed how generic my answers are becoming when she asks what I've got.
i think mines got to be that my mum just walked in my room (no knocks on the door or anything) and talking to me while i was using a toy, i remember clamping my legs togther tight trying to drown out the buzzing and holding onto the covers, and she must not have known what i was up to cos she stood talking to me for like 10 mins! sooooooooooooo embressing!
was a very long time ago now and i tend to only use my toys when the house is empty or when everyone is asleep!
Dxx
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I once went round to my parents house one morning, only to walk into the dining room and seeing my dad obvioiusly very quickly trying to hide the fact that he was in the process of masturbating!
SecretlyNaughty wrote:
I once went round to my parents house one morning, only to walk into the dining room and seeing my dad obvioiusly very quickly trying to hide the fact that he was in the process of masturbating!
got to be more embarressing than being caught...catching him!! lol
Fr33b1rd wrote:
SecretlyNaughty wrote:
I once went round to my parents house one morning, only to walk into the dining room and seeing my dad obvioiusly very quickly trying to hide the fact that he was in the process of masturbating!
got to be more embarressing than being caught...catching him!! lol
especially when its your dad!
I think he thinks that he got away with it and I didn't notice. Either way, we've not spoken of that incident! lol
SecretlyNaughty wrote:
I think he thinks that he got away with it and I didn't notice. Either way, we've not spoken of that incident! lol
I'm not surprised!
Bring up at Christmas dinner or something....go on I dare you!
lol, oh by the way dad, you could pick better wanking material than the sun! sprouts anyone?
SecretlyNaughty wrote:
lol, oh by the way dad, you could pick better wanking material than the sun! sprouts anyone?
ha the look on any dads face after coming out with that!
when we still stayed with my parents my mother walked in at a stupid hour in the morning (ok not that stupid as he had gone to work so was after 8 but i had a newborn baby so was tired - hench stupid time!) and found and had a good nose at the porn dvd box we were watchin - amazing penetrations and amazinly huge toys *cringe!!!!*
plus shes walked in on us havin sex loads of times, and just stood at the bottom of the bed having a normal convosation with us...
then they was the time i got so carried away i threw my leg up into the air and hit something on the wall and woke everyone i the house up
then the time i broke the the footboard of the bed whilst havin a fantastic orgasm and lied to my mum that my hubby had put his foot thru it.. hes never forgiven me! lol
the list goes on and on, thank god weve moved out!!
Some great responses guys Thanks for making me smile x
Yeah, it was, but mum was pretty cool about it, thank god.
Ive never gotten caught thankfully but i did get caught by a rather embarressed policeman once when me and my boyfriend were in his car
mine happened quite recently, when i was away on holiday with a friend, i had left some of the packaging for one of my newer vibes in the drawer under my bed (which normaly nobody goes into) and when i came home my mum informed me that she had changed the sheets on my bed and put the spare 1s in the drawer under the bed, so i raced upstairs only to find the packaging for my vibe laying neatly on top of my sofa, major cringe! luckily she hasn't brought it up in conversation! x