We have a couple of cats, usually one of them sleeps on our bed.
When things get a bit too agitated, he usually scarpers off and comes back when we’re done…
But he must have gotten bored of it, and he’s decided to stand his ground lately… move to one corner of the bed and staying however long it takes us!!!
Bless him.
One of my ex colleague had a fiercely protective cat… she brought a one night stand home, the cat jumped on his back all claws out in the middle of their session…
And you? What are your pets getting up to when you’re doing it???
Too many years ago… my wife and I were at it (doggy-style, rather fittingly) on the bedroom floor. I thought she’d left our dog downstairs with the living room door locked; she thought I had.
Neither of us had. We were so involved, we never heard our large crossbreed bitch coming up the stairs. Hence the shriek I emitted when a cold, wet, inquisitive nose hit my balls from behind.
Now, of course, I can’t achieve orgasm without my VHS tapes of Crufts. Woof woof!
One our dogs sleeps in his basket in our bedroom but wants to lick the coconut oil when the jar’s open for lubrication purposes, so often has to be shut out for a while.
I have 4 dogs, 2 Jack Russells, a chihuahua and a German Shepard. Chihuahua could care less, German Shepard still sleeps in a crate downstairs as he still chews but one Jack Russell is very jealous.
He’ll bark none stop until you stop lol he has nipped my dad once or twice too
Our current one is a Jack Russell/Staffie cross, he has very deformed front legs, but gets about and climbs just fine. He is a proper lap dog, always on or laps our leaning on my shoulder like a human. Our last one died suddenly a week before Christmas two years ago, devastating.
@Serpentwand my other JR has more manners, me and OH saw his little white head pop around corner of the door and just looked at each other and dog backed out, was kinda funny lol
The worst one with dogs is when, having been speyed/neutered and thus having no notion of what sex even is, they think you’re attacking your partner and try to intervene. Gawdelp you then!
I had a cat with the ex and she was something, we’d close the door with her in the other room when we would. Post spilt when we still lived together I had brought a hook up home and she tried humping his shoe and then him on the trip to the bathroom shower. Outside of that I’ve always kept the dogs out of rooms when I do stuff my guy doesn’t have any so no issues at his place and at mine(with parents at the moment) two sleep with them and one sleeps in the living room so no issues as we usually go at it at night.
My Best Friend Forever dog slept on my bed when I was single.
He obligingly took very well to a basket in the kitchen when I met OH.
Well done that there dog - it was as if he knew he was making way for life.
I had a very clear sense of him being nearby when my first child was born, even though he had died 3 months before See you over the rainbow bridge, best dog ever
I don’t let my parents in the bedroom either. 
See you over the rainbow bridge, best dog ever 