Death by sex … Yes please!
I was going to say the conversation above was getting a bit serious. I come here for talk of big boobies, willy’s and thongs 
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Death by Sex sounds good but can you make mine a slow one please? 
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Indeed. More boobies needed…
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I agree, no more covid talk from me! I’ll keep it to willys, boobies and sexy bum bums from now on 
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@SteelA1 no offence taken by me, please relax and enjoy your drink 
@MsSubExperimenter divine choices!
@Curious_Couple_19 afraid as a responsible bar keep it’s a three drink limit (mainly because I can’t change it now 
) but savour and enjoy.
@Mrs.John all talk of boobies and willy’s both big and small welcome at the bar 
@Joe_90 most certainly - all alternatives catered for!
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@Peitho thank you! Cheers 
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Death by Sex is definitely my kind of drink!
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Ooh hard to know what to go for first! I think a Leg Spreader sounds like it should be followed up with a Tropical Orgasm!
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Why not try them all? 
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@Peitho leg spreader for me got to be 
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So that would make this a Spreader Bar, then? 
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Haha that might be a decision I’d come to regret! @WillC 
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True!
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I will have “sex on the beach” and will discuss boobies and thongs with anyone
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So sorry to hear about your Mum @Goth_Girl, glad you got to spend some time with her 
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Loving the cocktail choices @Peitho 
Cheers everyone
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I’ll have a Bosom Caresser, please.
(Actually, from the recipe it sounds disgusting. Great name, though)
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Loving the memes today
This one has just reminded me that David Tenent is hot 
I’ve never seen it before but I have now! Slightly concerning that it’s a meme about a cat 
Who doesn’t want a Kitchen Roomba?!
And this is just so funny and cute With those eyes I couldn’t stay mad, plus the spider is gone!
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@Peitho Can i get my full moon, virgin please 
Love orange, not so keep on alchohol
@Kitty-Cat01 kitchen roombas are the best 
(also the spider one made me laugh.)
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All excellent choices!
@PleasureDrone lots of rainwater here and I’ve just been out in it so fresh supply for your madeira
@Green_Eyed_Girl all cocktails come with a virgin option and they’re unlimited
@Kitty-Cat01 one of our kitchen Roomba’s malfunctioned today - think it saw a spider on it’s bed while I was out! 
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