Things you've had up your bum

Terri JJ wrote:

Usual list....

Vibrators

Dildos

Butt plugs of every shape and variety

Beads

Probers

Penis

Fingers

Toungues

And perhaps not quite so usual....

Cucumber

Carrot

Ice cubes

Popping candy

Creme egg......don't ask ! Lol. X

How about a Barbie doll,,,,, don't ask!

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Terri JJ. Roll on easter

Tell us more of the cream egg 😎

I can add a few more items to my list now : 11 inch girth butt plug and then recently during one of my most enjoyable sessions to date, a double fisting from my OH. I'm a straight guy and my only regret about anal play is that I didn't try it far earlier due to a complete misconception of it being " wrong" and only for gay men , both of which are complete nonsense. We should feel free to enjoy our bodies however we choose.

Fingers, dildos, butt plugs

Fingers, vibrators, butt plug, tongue, cock

I've seen too many people need operations to remove all sorts of things from their bum: toilet brushes (usually brush when handle breaks off), portable radio, toothbrushes, broken snooker cues, screwdrivers, spanners, etc. 😱 . All that puts me off anything trying much... πŸ˜‰

Fingers, butt plugs, dildos, and my OH, like said above as much as I like my dildos you can’t beat the real thing πŸ˜‹

Here we go. Some of these were a bad idea and done when I was a bit horny (and nothing to hand!) I wouldn't recommend some of these;

A couple of Dildos

A small Butt Plug

An analysis douche

An analysis prober

A couple of hairbrush handles

A toilet brush handle

A Sharpie (Not recommended)

I'm a bit guilty of this (in the past) but don't insert anything that isn't designed to go up there!

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Absolute nothing

Totally new to this, but so far - fingers, tongue, butt plug My SO loves a leek. And beads. Anything long and slender really

Like everyone else, dildos, butt plugs, vibrators, wifes tongue, various house items but my favourate is my wifes big fat cock!!πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š

Fingers, cock, butt plug, anal beads, dildos and a carrot

Fingers, cock, butt plug, dildo, anal beads, carrot, cucumber, tongue, pens, ice cubes!

dannyxcore wrote:

Fingers, cock, butt plug, dildo, anal beads, carrot, cucumber, tongue, pens, ice cubes!

How was ice? Doesn't sound a bad idea considering the heat. 😊

It was really pleasant, a nice feeling having it melt inside you.

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Vibrating razor handle, vibrating toothbrush,many many years ago found a vibrator in mums draw and used it, jellewed butt plug, candles but probably my favourite anal beads

Prostate massagers, butt plugs (glass, metal, silicone), dildo, and of course, fingers.

paulsballs wrote:

Vibrating razor handle, vibrating toothbrush,many many years ago found a vibrator in mums draw and used it, jellewed butt plug, candles but probably my favourite anal beads

Tried the other day ,ice cube not successful but then got an ice pole in, quite a strange but nice feeling, best to do in bath or shower , a bit sticky and messy

Double ended dildo

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Fingers 8 inch dildo Strap on Strapless strap on Glass coke bottle Tampon (when I’m being girly, and dressing up) Butt plug Anal beads Them duo balls that are connected with a string

Fist, fingers, buttplugs etc.

Confession time...

Candles. 6 thin ones or one massive dude.

Cucumber.

Rolling pin (in a condom).

Wooden pestle (in another condom).

Wine bottle.

Dog's toy balls (65mm diameter).

No cock yet, and maybe I never will unless mrs JJ decides on a threesome. Sad thought.