My toes cramp up sometimes wen I have an orgasm , has anyone else had this happen ?
pinkanimal wrote:
Not me but someone I know recently confessed she threw up on her oh while giving him head. She was using the deep throat mints and he went too deep and she threw up!
I've been trying to remember what happened in my story for ages and this reminded me!
I was giving my boyfriend head and threw up a tiny bit (this was the bit I'd forgotten and definitely makes it way more embarrassing) just as he started to cum. We both started laughing and then his cum came out of my nose... we just laughed even more!
LibraLover wrote:
pinkanimal wrote:
Not me but someone I know recently confessed she threw up on her oh while giving him head. She was using the deep throat mints and he went too deep and she threw up!
I've been trying to remember what happened in my story for ages and this reminded me!
I was giving my boyfriend head and threw up a tiny bit (this was the bit I'd forgotten and definitely makes it way more embarrassing) just as he started to cum. We both started laughing and then his cum came out of my nose... we just laughed even more!
Would love to see that in a porno out take
Oh god I just remembered this one, it was only a few months ago too but I must have repressed it! Apologies in advance as it's a bit TMI
Basically after having having rough sex with my OH in doggy style he pulled out and we realised that the condom we had put on earlier had disappeared.
Let's just say he was the only one with fingers long enough to retrieve it... >___< almost died of embarrassment
littlemisspocket wrote:
Oh god I just remembered this one, it was only a few months ago too but I must have repressed it! Apologies in advance as it's a bit TMI
Basically after having having rough sex with my OH in doggy style he pulled out and we realised that the condom we had put on earlier had disappeared.
Let's just say he was the only one with fingers long enough to retrieve it... >___< almost died of embarrassment
This has happened to me too...luckily the end of it was just sticking out so he retrieved it fairly easily!
I've generally been quite lucky and haven't had anything *too* embarassing happen...
However during the hot spell we were having in the summer, me and the OH were having a really good session and the sweat was pouring from our bodies... and at the point of orgasm, I passed out. Flat on the floor, crumpled in a wet, sweaty heap on the floor. I've no idea how long I was out for, but I was suddenly awoken by the OH throwing a glass of cold water over me, with a rather panicked look in his face.
Aside from that, I earned the nickname 'Super Soaker' from both 2 exes and my OH - mainly because I have got man butter in their eyes on more than one occasion. I can't seem to control where it goes. I suppose that made me feel more self concious then embarassed, but the first time it happened, I could have died. Totally killed the moment.
I ribbed my OH's banjo once with some pretty intense sex and we didn't notice until the cum was pink from blood, we both paniced to see who was bleeding. He was mildly horrified. But we laugh about it now.
ive done that, its not pretty he felt bad after :/ xpinkanimal wrote:
Not me but someone I know recently confessed she threw up on her oh while giving him head. She was using the deep throat mints and he went too deep and she threw up!
LibraLover wrote:
pinkanimal wrote:
Not me but someone I know recently confessed she threw up on her oh while giving him head. She was using the deep throat mints and he went too deep and she threw up!
I've been trying to remember what happened in my story for ages and this reminded me!
I was giving my boyfriend head and threw up a tiny bit (this was the bit I'd forgotten and definitely makes it way more embarrassing) just as he started to cum. We both started laughing and then his cum came out of my nose... we just laughed even more!
Hahaahahaha! That's ace! I've thrown up a little before, just swallowed and carried on, still don't know if he noticed or not
In the 90s i was told by then g/f that a previous b/f had sung to he whilst having sex.
im not sure she had this in mind, but that night, she screamed don't stop.....and all I could say was "wiggle, wiggle" needless to say the out there brothers killed the mood.
Ours, had to be on holiday in Vegas this year.. We were at our most horny the entire trip and after pool visits, we would nip up for an afternoon delight and then and evening delight before hitting the strip.. One particular morning, we woke ready to leave for the pool and attached to our door was a note from our 'neighbour' saying "obviously, your on holiday and quite a sexual couple, but would you kindly remember there are some of us.. Who aren't getting any because you are.. My husbands been listening and servicing himself the entire trip.. Please keep the noise down, or turn the TV up tonight as I'd like to get what your getting!
I still blush thinking off him listening
However, we moved hotel to one just off the strip with lots of space and windows and decided to get down and dirty in the corner (triangle) sofa in a moment of horniness.. However mid way through my OH thrusted quite hard and I accidentally pulled the shade.. Revealing us too a packed garden area.. The shade had allowed us to look out but blocked everyone seeing in.. Needless to say plenty of people got a full frontal of me..
What happens in Vegas.. Everyone hears or sees..
A long time ago an ex and I thought we had my parent's place to ourselves, so had a long (and loud) session, with the bedroom door open. Afterwards we were talking about it loudly, as in, across the room- he was in the bathroom- sort of along the lines of "did you cum", "how can we make it better" etc etc. My Mum was home the whole time. She's never mentioned it.
This was more funny (and slightly worrying) than embarassing, but with the same guy- we were going at it on the sofa in his parents place and afterwards, he threw the condom on the floor (pretty grubby thinking about it now). When we came to dressing and tidying up, we looked for the condom everywhere, but couldn't find it. It wasn't on the floor, under or down the sofa- all we could see was a tidy living room...and his nutty dog staring back at us. Yep, he'd eaten it!! For two days my ex was scouring the back garden, awaiting its return. Luckily he found it- would have definitely been embarrasing if we'd had to explain that to a vet!!!
We were having sex upstairs one early evening, i wouldnt say we were overly loud or anything. Because it was cold we got dressed afterwards and came downstairs to start dinner only to find ohs dad stood in the kitchen washing up!
Mortifying. Now we make sure the back door is locked, although that just lets him know what we are up to if he comes round and cant get in!
We try to get him to ring before coming round now but he seems to think he can just turn up unannounced and we will be sitting in the living room sipping tea....
Not the most embarrasing thing to ever happen to someone but probably the worst and most common thing to happen to me is being walked in on... too many times to recall x
This was more annoying than embarrassing but I was giving my ex head once and, I don't remember exactly how it happened, but I looked up at him just at the same time as he had started leaning down to kiss me or something. His chin banged my nose and gave me a massive nosebleed! There was blood everywhere. Haha.
am i the only one that doesnt no what 'queef'in ' is ?? my most embarassing was thinking me and husband (then bf) at start our life together had my sisters house to ourselfs and was going at it loudly and sister and brother in-law came home early well they then took house keys from me 😖😖
kinky wife wrote:
am i the only one that doesnt no what 'queef'in ' is ??
Fanny farts
_skye wrote:
This was more annoying than embarrassing but I was giving my ex head once and, I don't remember exactly how it happened, but I looked up at him just at the same time as he had started leaning down to kiss me or something. His chin banged my nose and gave me a massive nosebleed! There was blood everywhere. Haha.
sounds a srange one,did you carry on once you had cleaned blood away or did it ruin the moment,frustrating if you dident,
.•*misstaylor*•. wrote:
My toes cramp up sometimes wen I have an orgasm , has anyone else had this happen ?
Yes, it does, often during a broadcast and I have to try not to let it show that it hurts like hell.
Once, during a broadcast, I sneezed and the small vibe I was using hands-free shot out of me like a bullet. All part of the show, folks...honest!
I had palpatations once which I do suffer from so shortly after foreplay I had to lay on the bedroom floor for 5 minutes and take deep take breaths.