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by @MattWillTry, 09/28/24
Lovehoney Large Classic Silicone Butt Plug 5.5 Inch

Satisfyingly Stretching!

This butt plug is great for stretching, warming up for large, girthy toys, or even leaving it in for a wonderful full feeling or to enhance other orgasms!

The size of this plug is more for the intermediate to advanced, not for beginners. With that said, the design of the plug helps you work up to taking this size as the increase in girth (to it’s max 7.5 inch circumference) is more gradual than other plugs that have a shorter, rounder design. One potential drawback of this design, although it wasn’t an issue for me, is that the longer insertable length may be a bit too long for some.

The design of the flared base, being more of a slender rectangle shape than a circle, helps improve comfort when wearing this plug for stretching out or while doing other activities as it sits more comfortably between the cheeks than a circular flared base of this size!

The cavity for adding a bullet vibe to this plug is a nice additional option, but I personally did not feel much vibration intensity when using a vibe with the plug. This may be due to the thickness of the silicone plug around the insertable bullet vibe, compared to toys with built-in vibration motors. However, it is an optional use, and keeps the price of this plug lower!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Slender shape for easier insertion
Quality silicone is easy to clean
Comfortable flared base design

Cons: Could not feel much vibration intensity when adding bullet vibe

Bottom Line: Great butt plug for intermediate to advanced users looking to stretch, warm up, or wear for fullness

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by @MattWillTry, 09/29/24
Lovehoney Inside Job Silicone Cock Ring and Butt Plug

Sleek plug and ring

This P-spot plug plus cock/ball ring was a great value toy with a sleek design. Was perfect to explore the sensations of both a P-spot plug and cock ring with a single toy!

The plug portion is not too large, should be pretty beginner friendly with a bit of warm up and lube. Once inserted, it put some nice pressure on my prostate. Since this plug doesn’t vibrate, I found it best to use with penile stimulation as the added pressure on the prostate increased my orgasm intensity!

I was able to put on the cock and ball ring portion pretty easily and it fit snugly, will depend on your own size. The ring gave me a harder and longer erection and delayed ejaculation! However, I did not personally care for the constrictive feeling delaying and during ejaculation. Others may enjoy the sensation though as I know a lot of people enjoy cock/ball rings.

Overall a great 2-in-1 toy design to explore some P-spot pressure and cock and ball ring to find out if you enjoy either or both!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Enjoyed the P-spot pressure.

Cons: The cock/ball ring constriction was not personally for me.

Bottom Line: Good 2-in-1 toy to explore P-spot pressure and cock/ball ring sensation!

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by @MattWillTry, 09/28/24
Lovehoney G-Thriller Rechargeable Silicone G-Spot Vibrator

Provides G-spot bliss!

Amazing G-spot vibrator, easily hits the G-spot bringing you to orgasmic bliss! Love the sleek design, and the curve is perfect to hit the G-spot and provides the right amount of pressure. The completely waterproof and submersible design also made it great for bath or shower play and very easy to wash after using it.

The different vibration intensities and modes are nice to find which suits you best or switching between the ones you like the most. We found ourselves using the constant vibration most often, but the different patterns are also nice to use now and again!

While the toy is designed for G-spot use, can also be used for great P-spot stimulation with just a little more targeting! Makes it even more versatile for us as one of us has a G-spot and one a P-spot! Just make sure to thoroughly wash and sanitize if switching between those uses.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Perfectly hits the G-spot
Powerful vibrations
Sleek design

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: Amazing G-spot vibrator with a sleek design. Perfectly targets the G-spot and the right pressure!

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by @MattWillTry, 09/29/24
Fantasy Silicone Monster Tentacle Dildo 6.5 Inch

Titillating tentacle!

Perfectly tentacular dildo if you want to explore fantasy dildos, tentacle fantasy, or just simply want the unique texture and stimulation from the tentacle ‘suckers’!

The tip is relatively narrow with a gradual increase in girth, making this dildo welcoming for users of all experience levels as you can take it down to the girth you’re comfortable with. Ends with a very filling girth at the bottom for the large girth lovers! I found the suction cup plenty strong for holding the dildo in place on smooth flat surfaces for riding/backing up on.

The tentacle ‘sucker’ texture adds lovely additional stimulation, but may be a little overstimulating for any who are a bit sensitive. The intensity of the texture can be controlled by using more or less lube, and the suckers/texture does an amazing job at holding lube on the dildo. I don’t find myself personally very sensitive to textures (with anal use at least), so this was not at all overstimulating for me, but everyone’s body can be slightly different!

The only minor (potential) drawbacks to this dildo I experienced were:

  • The tip was a bit pointy for me when taking the dildo deep
  • The green/yellow color is bright and playful, which some may not prefer if they want more ‘realistic’ tentacle color for exploring tentacle fantasy

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Lovely tentacle design with sucker texture for increased sensation and fantasy!

Cons: Found the tip a bit pokey when taking it deep (anally).

Bottom Line: Perfectly to explore tentacle fantasy, gradual increase in girth for all experience levels.

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by @MattWillTry, 09/28/24
Penis Plug 8mm Double Ended Stainless Steel Ribbed Urethral Dilator

Ribbed for ur(ethral) pleasure!

Surprisingly great even for sounding beginners! The ribbed design may seem intimidating if you’re new to sounding, but this was my first sound and as long as you take it slow with plenty of surgical/sterile lube it’s doable. Also, you can even use the smoother end to start if you wanted to.

The stimulation is amazing once you get started and definitely unique! This sound has certainly turned me on to the world of sounding!

The diameter of 8mm is good even for beginners as 6-8mm is usually considered a good starting point, depending on your body. Especially for metal sounds, it’s usually safest to start with the largest diameter you can comfortably take (slowly and with plenty of lube of course!).

The weighty stainless steel helps with gentle insertion as you can let gravity help the sound move down, which is usually the safest method to start (keeping a grip on the top end to control speed of insertion).

The ribbed design provides extra stimulation without being too aggressive. The only potential drawback of the design for beginners is the lack of a stop or flared portion on the sound to prevent the sound completely inserting. However, this also allows either side of the sound to be used! Just keep that in mind and you can still use the sound perfectly safely.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Stimulating ribbed texture
Smooth stainless steel
Good starting diameter

Cons: No stop/flared portion for safety

Bottom Line: Quality urethral sound with smooth steel, stimulating ribbed design, and good starting diameter.

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by @MattWillTry, 09/28/24
Icicles No 5 Sapphire Spiral Glass Dildo 7 Inch


Beautiful glass dildo

First off, this is a beautifully crafted glass dildo, could almost use it as a display piece if you aren't shy about the phallic shape of it! The glass was smooth with no defects, and perfect for temperature play either heating it up or cooling it down.

I tended to jump right in without doing much temperature play with it! While the dimensions may not seem that thick, since it is rigid glass it definitely feels a bit thicker (not a bad thing by any means!). The slight curve, bulbous end, and rigid glass provided great pressure at the P-spot for myself (or G-spot for my partner) resulting in intense stimulation.

I would have preferred a slightly larger base, as the base is kinda small and doesn’t provide much stability to stand upright. Since glass can be kinda fragile anyway, best to use it by hand or ride on a soft surface (like a bed) anyway.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Beautifully crafted glass dildo
Great curve, bulb, and pressure for G-spot or P-spot!

Cons: Base could be larger for more stability

Bottom Line: Beautiful glass dildo, great stimulation with the design, and perfect to explore temperature play.

by @MattWillTry, 09/28/24
Lovehoney Perfect Pair Silicone Nipple Suckers


Intro to Nipple Toys and Sensitization!

These nipple suckers are a good, basic toy for introduction to nipple toys and nipple sensitization! Straightforward to use - press the bulb, place on nipples, and release the bulb to suction them on. The bulb can be pressed more or less to adjust the suction strength a bit. A little lube around the rim also helps the nipple suckers to stay on and get a good suction if having trouble.

After using the suckers, your nipples should be perked up and sensitized for further play! That is the main use we found, the suckers themselves did not provide us much stimulation after the initial suction.

Overall these are great to try out some more nipple play at a great price! If you find yourself wanting more stimulation from the toy itself, you can look at the more advanced nipple toys like nipple vibrators or ticklers!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Sensitizes your nipples
Easy to use
Adjustable suction

Cons: The suckers themselves don’t provide much stimulation after initial suction

Bottom Line: Good intro to nipple toys/sensitization, but doesn’t provide much itself after initial suction.

by @MattWillTry, 09/28/24
Lovehoney Position of the Week Snap


Fun position cards

This is a nicely made deck of cards with various sex positions on them, with a few duplicates for each position for the matching game. Can be a nice raunchy game with your partner that can help get you in the mood or introduce some new positions into your lovemaking!

The matching game aspect is pretty basic but can be fun for a little bit. We ended up using the cards more for drawing one or a few random positions to try out or incorporate into that night’s lovemaking session. However, because there are duplicates of each position for the matching game aspect, it limits the total number of positions in the deck if you use it for a homemade type of game like we did. (We are planning to add some of the positions from Lovehoney’s website to the duplicate cards, to modify the deck for our purposes)

The positions on the cards are nicely illustrated. A short description or tips included for each position on the cards would be great, but there is only so much space on the cards. Position illustrations and descriptions are on Lovehoney’s website though, in case you do need more explanation for any!

Overall a fun game to spice things up a bit with your partner! A nice introduction to these types of games which you can always get a more expansive kind if you find yourselves into it.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Quality cards
Fun, spicy game
Position illustrations

Cons: Would prefer more different positions
No extra description of the positions

Bottom Line: Fun little card game to spice up lovemaking sessions, can help introduce more variety of positions!

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by @MattWillTry, 10/11/24
Bondage Boutique Plush Sex Position Restraint with Cuffs

Get comfortably restrained!

This bondage set is a comfortable way to get restrained and welcoming to bondage beginners. The ankle restraints are attached with long adjustable straps to the neck pillow, and there are metal rings on the side of the neck pillow for attaching the wrist restraints. We liked that the wrist restraints are removeable from the neck pillow, so you can use it with or without them. The lining inside the restraints is very soft and comfortable. The neck pillow is plush but on the firmer side for pillows, which makes sense for this use. This bondage kit can be used with any bed or pretty much anywhere since it is self-contained, does not need to be tied to anything specific like bed posts or doors which is very convenient for use!

To get into position with her laying on her back I placed the pillow part under her neck, strapped her ankles into the restraints, and tightened the straps to the desired length to lift her legs up and spread them apart (now she’s open and ready for easy access to hit the G-spot!). It helped to have her hands free for tightening the straps. Then attached the wrist restraints to the pillow and strapped her hands in, ready to get down to business!

The wrist restraints and straps definitely helped support her legs, allowing us to stay in that position longer than otherwise once her legs get tired. It helped free up my hands by not having to hold up her legs (and her hands, if not using the wrist restraints) for focusing on stimulating other areas. I also took some turns being bonded for pegging! We found using an extra pillow/cushion underneath me helped to get a better angle.

The leg straps don’t make your legs completely weightless, although they help a lot, you still need to use your leg muscles a little bit to hold your legs up. The neck pillow will put extra strain on the back of your neck if you try letting your legs fall completely. We also used it in the other pictured position in the product images, with the bonded person on their stomach and neck pillow in front of the throat. This is great for some choking play and you can control how much choking sensation by how much you let your legs relax behind you! However, the pressure is on the front of the throat instead of the sides so be careful not to use too much pressure.

The leg straps are attached at the pillow seam, so this is a potential concern for us how well that will hold up. The buckle for the strap on the ankle restraints is faced inward so you will feel it a bit on your skin. We don’t see any concerns with the wrist restraint or attachment to the pillow. The soft velvety material can be a bit difficult to deeply clean if it gets dirty.

This kit is welcoming to bondage beginners since it does still allow for some movement, you aren’t tightly held in a single position. The legs are free to move around a bit between straight up and bent knees, closer together or wider apart in case you do start to get uncomfortable in a certain position. The wrist restraints give the sensation of hands being held down by your partner near your head, but you could also move your hands and even take the restraints off of yourself if you get uncomfortable or needed to! Perfect for anyone looking to explore some light, comfortable bondage or the more experienced wanting a flexible positioning aid.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Soft, comfortable restraints.
Flexible use on different beds or anywhere.
Helps hold your legs up.

Cons: Pillow puts strain on neck if fully relaxing legs.
Straps connect to pillow seams, may not hold up.

Bottom Line: Comfortable bondage kit with versatile use! Helps hold your legs up as position aid.

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by @MattWillTry, 09/28/24
Booty Call Medium Silicone Inflatable Butt Plug 6.5 Inch

Bombastic inflatable butt plug

This inflatable butt plug can in many ways fulfill a wide range of plug sizes with a single plug! Love that it’s silicone as well, instead of other materials.

The uninflated size for initial insertion should be approachable for most experience levels with a bit of lube, even if you’re relatively a beginner with just a bit of anal experience!

I found this plug great for training up a bit for larger sizes. While you can’t fully train for insertion of a dildo of equivalent girth as the inflated size you can handle with this plug (since it is a bit difficult to do removal/insertion a few times when inflated, like I would do with a regular plug to finish a warm up for that size of dildo), it definitely helps to train up in size a bit faster and without needing as many intermediate plug sizes.

I found the best way for me to train up in size with the inflatable plug was to insert the deflated plug, inflate it a bit to stretch me out inside, then slowly push it out. Repeating this and also inflating it to larger sizes during this process helped me train up in size a bit quicker! But always listen to your body and go at the speed that is comfortable. I have not yet conquered the fully inflated size!

This inflatable plug is also great if you are looking more for increased or intense pressure inside and on the prostate, without having to train up in size of initial insertion. The incremental adjustments in inflation helps to find the perfect amount of pressure, and certainly enhanced my penile orgasm with the added pressure on the prostate!

The suction cup was plenty strong, but I did not find myself using it much since I could not really ‘ride’ the plug. However, it may help some for training for larger sizes to have the inflated plug pulled out by moving away from the mounted plug, instead of pushing it out with your anal muscles.

The only drawback I faced with the plug was when deflating it from an inflated size, it may not deflate symmetrically around the ‘core’ and the core would start poking in the side of the outer plug material. To avoid this I needed to deflate slowly towards the end of deflation, making sure the plug stayed symmetrical around the core once fully deflating.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Good size for initial insertion with a wide range of inflatable size.

Cons: When deflating may need to make sure it deflates symmetrically.

Bottom Line: Great butt plug for expanding, stretching out, and/or an intense full feeling/internal pressure!

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by @MattWillTry, 10/06/24
Bondage Boutique Kinky Couple Bedroom Restraint Kit (5 Piece)

Great Intro Bondage Kit!

This bondage kit has all you need to get started on some light bondage/BDSM play! Blindfold, wrist and ankle restraints. Great for beginners or even those more experienced that need a bondage kit. Tie up your partner (or get tied up by them) and have your way with them (or they have their way with you)!

The wrist and ankle restraints are very soft and plushy, comfortable to wear and don’t dig into your skin at all. The velcro closure on the restraints are accommodating to different sizes of wrists and ankles and also allow you to choose how loose or tight you want the restraints! This was perfect for us as we wanted to still feel comfortable while starting to explore some bondage play. Also the bonds don’t feel too restrictive allowing the submissive to move around a bit still, which is great for beginners, compared to a more rigid or constrained bondage setup like metal or leather which may be too intense for beginners or light BDSM. The nylon straps tied to posts/poles can also kind of be loosened by the submissive if they pull hard enough, which helps with the comfort level for beginners – knowing you can probably escape/loosen up the ties if you were really feeling uncomfortable. However, this could also be a downside if you do want to be more rigidly tied up where it won’t loosen even with a lot of squirming around!

The eye mask has a soft cushy material and blocks out the light well, perfect for some sensory deprivation to focus on your body’s sensations or putting extra trust in your partner. However, we found the elastic strap on the eye mask a bit too tight for either of our heads and it was uncomfortable on the forehead after a while. It might be good for smaller heads but we opted not to use the eye mask any more. It was easy enough to replace with a looser eye mask or a blindfold like a tied-up tie that you can make as loose or tight as you want.

We found the nylon straps for tying the wrist and ankle restraints to posts or poles worked best for us on the slats of our platform bed frame. This allows you to adjust how high or low along the length of the bed you tie up your partner to, as my partner is relatively short so the very top or very bottom of the bed would be too far away. Very sexy seeing them tied up in spread eagle ready for pleasure! We have a queen size bed, I think smaller beds would work even better with this set, but larger like a king size bed would be too large for us to easily use these restraints. Would also work well for say a headboard that has metal bars along it, or tall enough bed posts at the head and foot of the bed. However, the nylon straps are flat and wide which makes it a bit tricky to initially tie the knot in.

The sky’s the limit with where you can use these, basically anywhere there is a pole, post, etc to tie around! Foot of the bed, railings, doors, and so on. We usually stick with the bed for comfort, but there are endless sexy possibilities!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Restraints are very cushy and comfortable. Adjustable velcro on restraints for control on tightness.

Cons: The eye mask was a bit too tight for us. The nylon straps can be a bit tricky to initially tie.

Bottom Line: Great intro bondage kit with comfortable restraints, best for queen beds or smaller!

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by @MattWillTry, 10/08/24
Double Double Powerful Vibrating Silicone Nipple and Clit Teasers

Tit-illating Vibrating Teasers

This pair of titillating silicone ticklers is ready to stimulate your nipples (or clit)! The max vibration intensity was surprisingly strong for the size of the vibrating bullets/eggs that go in the silicone tickler sleeves. The tickler sleeves can be removed for easy cleaning or if you want to use just the bullets/eggs on their own. The controller has an adjustable vibration intensity ranging from low to high for the intensity you desire.

These only have a constant vibration, which we found loses some of its stimulation when just sitting there suctioned on the nipples. We would have preferred some different vibration modes such as a pulsing or irregular vibration pattern that would have been great when suctioned over the nipples! The constant vibration works fine for clit play though, as we move it around a bit with our hand that is holding it there when using the vibrating ticklers that way.

The suction cups are pretty wide which is something to keep in mind, if you have smaller perky breasts you may have trouble with the suction cups staying on. My wife has relatively large breasts so the suction cups worked fine for her size! A little bit of lube rubbed around the rim of the suction cups also helps them stay on. We found the vibrators stayed on best when laying on your back, otherwise gravity and the wire to the controller can pull on the vibrators causing them to shift and fall off. The suction cup size also works for me (a flat-chested guy), although I need to be shaved for the suction to be effective.

With the suction cups on, the vibrations are now teasing her nipples! The design and vibration of these nipple vibrators was not enough on its own for a nipple-gasm, but add some extra pleasure when coupled with other forms of stimulation such as clit and vaginal!

The ticklers inside the suction cups could be longer, to cater to a wider variety of users. They reached my wife’s nipples fine, but will not reach smaller nipples (like mine) as well, so the amount of stimulation I would get from them is limited. The design could be improved, but as-is works pretty well for my wife’s nipples (and clit)! Just keep these things in mind when deciding whether you think this nipple vibrator design will work for you.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: Strong, adjustable vibration intensity.
Removable silicone ticklers for easy cleaning.

Cons: Tickler and suction cup design could be improved to better fit a wider range of users.

Bottom Line: Powerful vibrating teasers add some good nipple (or clit) stimulation, but design could be improved.

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by @MattWillTry, 11/14/24
ROMP Free X Rechargeable Silicone Travel Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Small, discreet, AND mighty!

These words usually do not go together as most of the time small and discreet toys compromise on power, or powerful toys are not small and discreet! We were surprised the ROMP Free X is more powerful than a large non-discreet suction toy we have. The larger but less powerful suction toy was cheaper, so you do get what you pay for with the ROMP being a bit more expensive as a higher quality brand-name toy compared to some of the cheapest suction toys.

If you haven’t used suction toys before, the sensation is not exactly like someone sucking on the clit or nipple, but somewhere between actual sucking and a regular vibrating stimulation. The suction stimulation is definitely a unique sensation from a toy, we can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t tried it before! The Romp Free X would be a great starter suction toy (or, in our case, our second suction toy) as the many different intensity levels allow you to find the intensity that works best for you.

My wife first used this as intended - on her clit with a little bit of water-based lube to help it glide and provide better suction. She found the medium-high intensities to be ideal for her clit (levels ~5-8) to quickly reach a pure clitoral orgasm! The lower intensity levels were perfect for warming her up and teasing her before she was on her way to the main event. The highest intensities were a bit too much for her to handle, but that was not much of a problem for a toy to have intensities below and above your ideal level (rather than being limited to a maximum intensity that doesn’t do it for you). The + and – buttons are great for allowing you to change the intensity up and down, rather than having to cycle through all the intensities with a single button. This makes it even easier to find the perfect intensity for the moment.

As with many toys, clit stimulators can often be used as nipple stimulators and vice versa. This also makes a lovely nipple suction stimulator as both my wife and I can attest! Using it on my nipples, the lower intensity levels were great for an initial rumbly tease. Moving up the intensity levels I found the medium-high intensities to also be my sweet spot without being overpowered or left sore at the highest intensities! The nipple stimulation worked to turn me on in no time. Also, at any vibration intensity, moving the toy slightly such that the suction seal is broken can provide short breaks from intense stimulation (while still giving some titillating sensation instead of removing the stimulation completely).

The ROMP Free X definitely delivers on the discreet portion in its design and size, making it a perfect travel toy or even for staying over with family (or if you live with family/parents/roommates that you wouldn’t want to know what it is!). It would blend right in with makeup or toiletries, and even if someone examined further, it looks similar enough to innocent beauty products they would be none the wiser. However, on the few highest settings the noise is loud enough it could be heard through a door if the house is quiet. At the low to medium settings the only audible noise outside your bedroom will be your moans of pleasure! Unfortunately, there is no travel lock (even with the cap on, the toy will turn on) so when traveling you’ll want to pack it in a way the + button wouldn’t get pressed down for a few seconds, accidentally turning it on.

The box (and toy/charging cord) are pleasing shades of purple and yellow without being over-the-top. The box makes the toy even more giftable and includes a good amount of information. There is a detailed playbook included inside with instructions and extra ideas of different ways to play with the toy, and a bonus goodie included (fun and saucy stickers)! The ROMP Free X box is really the only way someone else would know what its for, otherwise the toy itself looks very discreet.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Discreet and small size.
Powerful suction intensity with various levels.

Cons: No travel lock (can turn on even with cap on the toy).
No different patterns, just intensity levels.

Bottom Line: Great clit/nipple suction stimulator with range of intensities from a slight tease to overpowering.

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by @MattWillTry, 04/14/25
Lovehoney mon ami Panty Vibrator

Pretty Purple Panty Pleaser

From first laying eyes and hands on it, the mon ami panty vibrator and packaging all had a very premium look and feel to it. The box itself looks pretty, with a pull-out insert and clear window displaying the toy and remote nestled inside. Both are sleek and petite in a pleasing purple color, with smooth but firm silicone. The vibration intensity against the clit when using is a perfect tease/edging stimulation. Not leg shaking intense for her (at least not right away) which we (usually) wouldn’t want anyway if trying to walk around in public with the panty vibrator on! The shape of the panty vibrator allowed for easy enough positioning, for her to get it to sit against her clit the way she wanted.

The wife and I also made use of the panty vibrator during pegging sessions. While her panties held the vibrator in place well enough, the strap-on harness further helped hold it snug against her clit. The vibration intensity was perfect for this use as well, plenty to tease her and provide some nice stimulation without being too intense where she was not able to thrust during pegging. An unexpected but nice bonus – I could also feel the vibrations a bit through the strap-on! We took turns controlling the vibrations, and being able to feel it a bit myself through the strap-on helped know what vibration pattern/intensity it was on when I was controlling it. The different patterns also served as a rhythm for her thrusting!

In a pinch, the mon ami panty vibrator can also be used as a clit vibrator held by hand. The vibrations and intensity on the sweet spots are still great, but since the whole toy vibrates/rumbles it did numb the hand after a bit when using it this way (especially on higher intensities), compared to toys meant for this that have more of a handle.

Given the magnet is small, the panty vibrator still held in place surprisingly well inside panties, even in somewhat thick cotton panties! It can be shifted out of place by intentionally pushing or pulling it, but during typical use it stayed in place for her. The magnet hold was even stronger for thinner panties, as long as the underwear material isn’t ‘slick’.

The sound level of the vibrations is discreet (as you would want a panty vibrator to be, if using it out and about in public) IF snug against the body/clit area with tight enough underwear. However, if wearing looser fitting underwear or the vibrator is not snug enough against the body, the vibrations are audible in a quiet room without much background noise, something to keep in mind if you want it to stay discreet when not at home! But enough background noise, especially if at a bar, busy restaurant or coffee shop would mask the sound even if the vibrator is not snug. The exception is when sitting on a hard surface, if the vibrator touches the surface/chair the buzzing against the chair can be heard. Not a problem when standing/walking or sitting on cushioned surfaces.

The light on the remote control was a bit too bright. Having the light is useful in private to know when the remote registers a button press, like when controlling the vibrator while your partner is wearing it. But, if out and about in a more public place and a dimly lit room, the bright remote light can draw (potentially unwanted) attention when holding the remote in your hand. This can be worked around by covering the light or pressing the remote while it’s still inside your pocket, but would have been ideal if it wasn’t an issue!

Magnetic charging is always a nice aspect for rechargeable toys, as I worry the pin-type water-resistant ports will wear out over repeated plugging/unplugging. While both the remote and panty vibrator are magnetically rechargeable, only one cord is included so they need to be recharged one at a time (unless you happen to have another magnetic charging cord with similar space between the nubs). Not a huge deal, but can be a bit of an inconvenience when finding out both need recharged soon before use.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Perfect vibration strength for panty vibe.
Magnet holds strongly in place.
Quiet when snug.

Cons: Remote light is too bright.
Only one cord, remote and vibrator need charged individually.

Bottom Line: Great panty vibe for private or public use with a perfect teasing intensity, strong holding magnet!

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