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Rocks-off Regalia, 10 function A spot vibe
I may not be sure exactly where my A spot is. But this is, and found it with almost no input. An incredibly ergonomic, versatile and pleasurable vibe to use. With ocasionally annoying controls. altogether Very beginner friendly and Definitely worth the money for something that delivers.Packaging- The box is absolutely gorgeous and stylish. So pretty I’m actually loath to get rid of it and Perfect for a gift. Material and build- The build quality is excellent and the vibe looks very sleek, polished and stylish. The silicone is incredibly soft and silky. Though it does attract dust easily. The magnetic cable attaches easily and firmly, and stays put. I especially like the low battery warning. Though in practice a little hard to see yourself, its very useful for a partner. All the textures are shallow and easy to clean. Though the ear needs a little extra attention.
Vibrations- The vibrations are strong, but slightly buzzy on the two higher steady speeds. Similar in quality to a rocks off bullet vibe but stronger. Internally they where very pleasurable. Though Externally the two higher speeds where less noticeable due to it, but i found pressing the ear against myself with my thumb counteracted this issue well. The patterns are nice. Many where standard pulsing or stepping types. Some are excellent for teasing. Both the ear and the shaft use the same patterns, so with a little experimentation it is possible to make them pulse simultaneously. Which is amazing and well worth the effort. I highly recommend synching the pulsing patterns. Wow, first time i did that by accident and keeping the noise down was hard.
Noise- Surprisingly quiet for something with two motors and cant be heard through a door.
In use- The vibe is an unintimidating size and Perfect for someone new to insertable toys. the shaft is incredibly well shaped, and extremely comfortable when inserted. It sits perfectly in place with the minimum of effort And stays there, even hand free. Small word of caution, this is a very long vibe and you can poke yourself uncomfortably with it if your a little over enthusiastic. I found the best way to insert it first time, is gently, letting the shape do the work for you.
The shaft and ear section are both very flexible, making the vibe a very versatile fit. Pressing the ear against your clit with a thumb also makes the vibrations stronger. the shaft is great for clit, external stimulation And With a little experimentation also works well as a G spotter. Its so flexible i even found i could still reach my clit with the ear. The texture on the ear is especially nice and gives a very pleasing friction when rubbed against.
The controls are simple and mostly work well. The two step turning on is little slow but almost works like a travel lock. The one Thing i dislike is trying to turn either the shaft or ear off separately. As far as i can see, the only way to do this is to shut the whole vibe off and back on again. Which is a pain, but the vibe is good enough that I’m happy to put up with it.
Conclusion- An excellent, extremely comfortable and very versatile vibe that can also be also used as a G spotter. Despite its slightly flawed controls, it definitely delivers and is one i’ll come back to again and again. Worth every penny. Perfect for anyone new to insertable toys, anyone who wants versatility from their purchases and people looking for something a little different.
Desire luxury rechargeable clitoral vibrator
First off, judging by other peoples comments, this is clearly a toy that works well for many people. Sadly though i’m just not one of them. I wanted to like this vibe, i really did. Its soft silicone, interesting patterns, and customisation of the intensities really endeared it to me. but sadly we just weren't meant to be. I find the vibrations do nothing for me. Theyre strong, but a bit buzzy. And for some reason this means i can barely feel them.Build- The silicone is incredibly soft and very nice on the skin. I also liked the shape and found, once i got used to it, it presented many different angles and surfaces to use. The CE mark on the underneath was rather irritating as i found it tricky to clean. Even with special attention i often found i still hadn’t cleaned it thoroughly enough. The indents on the top are easier, but still need special care. As did the join with the abs section.
Charging- Charging is simple, though i did struggled to push the pin in firmly enough a couple of times. But the light does work as a good indicator for this.
Controls- I found it very easy to mix the buttons up while in use and almost fee like it could do with a bump on the Up buttons just so you can tell them apart more easily. Turning it off by turning the intensity all the way down was also annoying, and i often found myself switching it off accidentally whilst trying to find the lowest speeds. I ended up resorting to counting them down, not super when your trying to concentrate on other things.
Vibrations- The vibrations are strong and the variable intensity good. It does seem to start on the 2nd or 3rd intensity though. The vibrations are a bit buzzy. And personally i couldn’t get on with them. Very occasionally when used on my vulva they felt good. Most of the time they where either completely unnoticeable for me or actually a massive turn off. Only one speed actually did anything for me. Even pressing the vibe against myself did nothing to improve this.
Patterns- The patterns are one of my favourite things about this toy. They are a great selection and i would say there is probably something for everyone. I liked nearly all of them and was incredibly sad that the vibrations didnt allow me to enjoy them as much as i wanted to. One of the best things about this vibe is as you increase the intensity, the patterns change subtly. Becoming more intense by either increasing the length of the pulses or the time spent at the stronger part of the pattern. I absolutely love this feature and wish more toys would include it. It give you so much variety.
Noise- I found this toy surprisingly loud. Something that put me off at first. You can just hear it though a door. But you have to be listening for it to notice it.
Conclusion- If the vibrations work for you and you like pebble vibes, this is probably a really good vibe. Its settings are incredibly customisable and the vibrations are strong. For many people it obviously works well. Sadly the vibrations just aren’t rumbly enough to suit everyone. But its Simple to use and Good for a couple who wants an external vibe for use Together, people who need clit stimulation and anyone who likes patterns
Desire luxury rechargeable bullet vibrator
This is by far the most used vibe i own and definetly the best bullet vibe I've tried. Something for everyones bedside draw. The bullet is a wonderfully rumbly, with strong vibes and lovely to use. The patterns are on the slightly stronger side, but have nice variety (though in honesty i haven't tried them all as the steady speeds are really nice) so theres pretty much something for everyone. Its also surprisingly quiet, even at higher speeds. Its great size in the hand and the button is easy to click, even if you get lube all over it, without being one that i find myself pressing accidentally. The material and quality of build are excellent, and the silicone is really silky. The one thing i dislike (but is by no means a deal breaker) is the magnetic charging cable, which can be very easy to knock out of alignment. Otherwise this is a really excellent little bit of kit, that i would definitely buy again in a heartbeat.@Ian_Chimp i cant out more than 3 in at a time apparently. So if someone could just bumb this, that would be super. Thankyou
Lovehoney tentacle textures sensual glass dildo
Was this a wise choice for my first glass dildo? No, probably not. Do i regret buying it? Not in the slightest. This thing is gorgeous, highly textured and just the most amazing thing to run across your skin when cold.Design and packaging- This dildo is a work of art, if i thought i could get away with it i would put it on a shelf just to admire it. The colour is just the prettiest pink and the detail of the shape are superb. Its something that begs to be handled.
The quality was excellent, the glass was without flaws, bubbles or any cast marks and was perfectly smooth all over with a nice weight in the hand. The loop part feel very string despite its size in comparison to the rest of the piece. The detailing is intricate and the texture beautifully done.
The box is minimal but pretty and it comes well packed to prevent damage during postage. It also comes with a velveteen bag for storage, though i found this tends to shed a bit, making me wish it where a different material.
In use- The texture on this is intense and combined with the cold, dense nature of glass makes this absolutely amazing as a massager. I have to admit i coated it liberally in hybrid lube and ran it all over myself. the cold nubs felt out of this world, especially across your breast and between my legs. Its definitely something i would use externally first every time, just for that sensation. Running the upper surface across your clit is divine. Also massively grateful for the loop shape, makes hanging on to the lubed up glass so much easier. Especially when thrusting with it.
Internally I’m sadly not quite as sold on it. The cold, hard thickness of it with the nubs is intense and delicious to use. The texture on the sides is also lovely internally. But i do find myself wishing it was longer. i just haven’t managed to hit my g-spot with it yet and always find i need a little extra something when using it to get me off. But combined with a vibe its still great and definitely very pleasurable to use.
Overall if your into fantasy dildoes or tentacles or glass textures (or just want some nice erotic art for your shelf) this is definitely something id recommend you try. Its not one i get out very often, but when i do its always a memorable occasion
Icicles 73 mini realistic dildo glass butt plug
This was my first butt plug and though i now have a few, it remains one i come back to again and again. The shape, density and coldness of the material are just delicious. Its something I would wholeheartedly buy again if i ever lost or broke it.The plug is the most gorgeous pale pink and so pretty. I particularly love the asymmetric head, and overall with its smooth texture is just a lovely piece to look at.
The tapered shape is especially easy to insert when lubed up, and once in is nicely filing. The density and temperature of the glass is also very pleasurable (I’ve only tried it cold so far) . combined with using a dildo or vibe the hard material is just amazing and provides a really nice pressure.
Unlike a couple of the others i own, i also find it also stays in really well and I’ve never had issues with it sliding out during a session. The t bar is very comfortable once in place and provides excellent security. Its easy to grip and remove, even with lube on your hands and the Smooth surface is extremely easy to clean. through you need to be a little more careful round the head molding. The box is also gorgeous and very classy with a minimalistic design.
Perfect for a gift. Overall this is definitely one that will be living in my bedside table. Though its on the smaller end, the shape and material make it great to use and the ease of getting it in and put make it one thats perfect to use regularly or as an afterthought. Definitely one i would buy again
Lovehoney lifelike lover luxe silicone dildo
This is the first dildo I've ever bought, but i have to say the size and shape are perfect. The ridge on the head catches my g spot wonderfully every time and the silicon is silky smooth with an excellent density. I personally don't get alot from the rest of the shaft textures, but i love the cheerful colour and definetly prefer it to a skin-tone. Its also got a really strong suction cup which I've used on various surfaces and angles (including painted wood, bathroom tiles and furniture) and never had any issue with. Especially grateful for the release tab, which is a godsend as it saves me having to fight to remove it from whatever I've stuck it to. All round i think this was a really good buy that i would happily recommend to a friend.@Ian_Chimp thanks dude. I am going to have to go fishing for the rest. They have gone awol in my emails so it’ll be a process of elimination. Thanks for the bump
Lovehoney tease me advanced nipple clamps with heart charms
Pretty, affordable and easy to use. With a little adjustment, perfect for anything from strong to light pressure and Can be worn discreetly. Possibly One of the best impulse buys i have ever made.Appearance- Nice finish with a Pretty, well secured, dangle on the bottom. They Give the appearance of pierced nipples when in use. The loops themselves are very attractive, and could easily pass for earrings if accidentally left out. as I’m not used to nipple piercings, i initially found the look of them when on a little aggressive. but very quickly got used to it and i definitely think they’d look great with some lingerie (or more adventurous clothing choices).
Usage- The rings themselves are malleable, so you can easily adjust them before putting them on. it is a little hit or miss though, so it may take a few goes to get the pressure right. These can give anything from a sharp pinch to a very mild pressure with these. And i really enjoyed experimenting with them. When applied firmly, they can also be lightly tugged without coming off. As they sit flat enough against the skin, you can wear them under clothing. And under a padded bra or jumper are completely invisible. I did try them like this, and they are quite a turn on when applied lightly.
In conclusion- These clamps Are Great fun and really affordable. Very attractive and perfect for beginners or the more experienced. Something i will definitely use again and again
Lovehoney bliss orgasm balm 20g
First off, if you cant for whatever reason have mint. This is not for you. The balm is smooth to the touch, pleasant smelling and tastes great. Its obviously very minty, which i find really pleasing, especially on nipples. The balm is easy to get out of the tin, i was expecting it to be like some lip salves, and require a moment to melt. But it was so soft i accidentally applied too much on my first usage… something i didn’t regret in the slightest may i add. Though it did make it very hard to even walk around without giving in to the desire to grind my legs together.
The sensation is a little like the one after brushing with minty toothpaste. Only much stronger. I would describe it as cooling and exceedingly pleasant. It was also nice when applied to nipples. And made them erect immediately. It made everything i applied it to a lot more sensitive to the touch, (especially my intimate regions) and was very nice when paired with water based lube and a bullet vibe.
Sadly the tingling didn’t last very long on my nipples and the balm sadly dried against my skin very fast (but i find this does happen as I have a high body temperature). But the sensation lasted very well on my intimate areas, and i cant fault it when applied there. I was very pleased with this balm and would definitely buy it again. It would be very nice to use both alone and with a partner. You could even apply it and simply walk around the house doing your regular routine (something i intend to try later)
Lovehoney complete rabbit care kit (3 piece)
This kit is excellent value, especially if you can get it on sale. Very useful if (like me) your getting started off with toys or if you use the other products already and want some storage.-Case- excellent hard case that fits perfectly and discretely in the back of a drawer. Larger than i expected, but still very concealable. The heart shaped lock is a little bit of a give away for me personally, but its easy enough to buy something else from a hardware shop. The case is well laid out and fits a Surprising amount of stuff. I especially liked the smallest, Velcro pocket, which is perfect for clit balms, batteries and cables.The whole thing is excellent quality and finished really nicely. Feels very sturdy and the elastic and mesh pockets are nice and strong
. -wipes- compatible with my sensitive skin, which was a god send. Excellent for cleaning up lube spills and lube covered toys. Handy go to if you need to freshen up half way through. Pleasant and unobtrusive scent, good size, not flimsy
.-lube- sadly, though i liked this lube, my sensitive skin did not. it lubricated well, didn’t dry up too fast, but it also left a burning sensation. may be ok for others, but not for me.
Overall an excellent kit, that was definitely worth the money i paid for it.
Njoy pureplug medium stainless steel butt plug
Excellent quality item which is very comfortable and ergonomic. Would happily recommend to a friend.
The quality of design, production and packaging of this butt plug is just top notch. Its shape makes it very easy to inset and extremely comfortable to wear, even for extended periods. The weight, smootRead more about review stating Quality jobh finish temperature of the stainless steel are wonderful in the hand and even better when inserted.
the design of the handle make it really fit well between the cheeks when in and I found it very easy to wear, even for several hours.
The finish is quite slippery when lubed up, great for inserting and removal but i did have to be a little careful not to drop it into the sink by accident.
The packaging is so pretty and like a jewellery box with the hard case and pink fabric lining. Something i will definitely be keeping to store the plug in as its so well made.
Overall an excellent investment toy that is pleasing to the eye, hand and when in use. Great product worthy of all the praise it gets.
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overall rating 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Excellent design and material quality. Very comfortable
Cons: Nothing
Bottom Line: Great quality item. Worth the money
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Lovehoney colour changing silicone nipple suckers
I’m Sure I'm not alone in appreciating a nice pair of pert breast. But if your girls are a bit shy (like mine) these are definitely for you. Having never used nipple suckers before. I was unsure what to expect, but was very pleasantly surprised. They where easy to apply and very effective. Giving you a really pleasant sensation and very large, Sensitive nipples surprisingly quickly. Definitely something that will be making a regular appearance.FIRST IMPRESSIONS As always, they came in one of love honeys beautifully minimalistic boxes. The packaging is really classy and perfect as a gift. I was surprised by the size (they are quite large. Theres no way you could put a t shirt over them) and the density of the material. Which is quite firm, but silky soft and very pleasant on the skin. They are also a very pretty shade of dusty purple. Which i like.
USAGE I tried them with and without lube, and they attach easily and firmly either way with sufficient suction. I would recommend lube though, as it definitely makes them harder to knock off by accident. The amount of suction can be easily varied, simple by pinching the bulbs more or less firmly when applying. While attached, depending on how much suction you used, the sensation varied from not being able to feel any difference, to mild discomfort.
But Seriously, if you’ve never used them before, Exert a little caution with how much suction you use. these guys are quite intense if you pinch them all the way. Especially when used on the clitoris
. HOW THEY FEEL I found The sensation of the suction really quite pleasant and really good when applied to the clitoris. After removal, the nipples are really sensitive and very large. And stay this way for a surprisingly long time. So if you wanted to use them before putting on some nice lingerie to finish the look off. They would work wonderfully. Also, as the suction is so strong, you can flick, twist and pull them when on to produce different sensations. Surprisingly though, they seem to have made my nipples more sensitive in general. I find them much more responsive and sensitive to the touch now. even with out using the suckers. Which, as they have previously always been rather shy, i am exceedingly pleased with.
MILD CRITICISM My only criticism to be honest, is I do struggle to make them change colour any more than at the very base. Where they are actually touching my skin does turn a very pretty shade of pink, but I’ve yet to manage to get them to change more than that.
OVERALL I really enjoyed these. They’re easy and very satisfying to use and are definitely something i will be using again And again. Would definitely recommend them, especially as they are very reasonable priced.
Lovehoney excite 10 function finger vibe
Having never had a finger vibe before, i wasn't sure what to expect from this vibe but was pleasantly surprised. The silicone was silky soft on the skin and the bullet vibe was easy to remove from the cover. And though small, could be used separately. The vibe uses several hearing aid batteries, which isn't the most convenient battery to find tbh. But i found it surprisingly powerful and quiet considering its running on only 3 of the things.The vibe is small, so a nice size for travel, but i did find it slightly bulky when on my finger. The loop is stretchy, but some people might find it too large or small for their fingers. I did struggle to get it in the right place at first, but after a little experimentation found something that worked for me. I found it a little clumsy to use directly against the skin, as its quite large on the finger.
But the revelation came when i tried it on the back of my finger. The vibrations travelling through my hand where lovely against the skin, Stimulating and seriously enjoyable. Making This vibe definitely a good one for foreplay. Considering the size, The vibrations are decently strong without being too buzzy. I didn’t find it making my finger numb. And the vibrations travelled well through my skin.
Im someone who needs patterns, or i find i tend to go numb, And the patterns on this are probably some of the best i have encountered so far. Theres a nice variety, considering how inexpensive the vibe is, Some of them having quite long repeats, which i particularly enjoyed.
Conclusion Value for money vibe with great patters that would be ideal for foreplay or travel
Sliquid organ natural sensation lubricant
This review was originally on the 50ml bottle but since lovehoney dont stock it anymore ive shoved links to the 125ml one
Smell and taste- It has a subtle, natural smell, Which i love. it almost smells edible and reminds me of a nut oil. The taste is slightly minty. But perfectly pleasant and unobtrusive
. In use- The added sensation isn’t particularly noticeable for me. But it definitely produces a slight and pleasant cooling, that does warm over time. Its subtle, and makes me more aware of the other sensations going on, as apposed to actually tingling. The lube itself mimics my natural lubrication excellently and unlike others I’ve tried, doesn’t irritate my sensitive skin in the slightest. It lasts well, but does dry after a while. Especially when on the skin. But on toys and mucus membranes lasts alot longer. Perfect for people with sensitivities and anyone who wants peace of mind about the ingredients.
To sum up- I love this product. Its exactly what i want from a lube. High quality, effective, suits sensitive skin and Worth every penny. Something i would recommend to friends and will buy again without hesitation.
Lovehoney Frisky 10 function silicone rabbit
If anyones reading these, dont buy this one. It doesnt work as a rabbit. It does on the other hand, have a really nice motor and the others in the range use the same one. I also bought The mini classic in the same range. And if you cant afford rechargeable right now, it is a really good one to go for. Also comes as Silicone vibe and G spot
A very pretty and unintimidating vibe with strong vibrations and excellent patterns, that is perfect for a beginner or as a travel buddy, but may not fit everyones anatomy.I love this vibe, but sadly it just doesn't fit me. It still makes an brilliant clit vibe though as the patterns are excellent.Packaging-The box is very stylish and attractive. Read more about review stating Brilliant vibe, but sadly doesn't fitWith a magnetic hinged front that lets you get a peek at the vibe before opening. Perfect for a gift.
Build-The silicone is incredibly soft and the vibe is very pretty and unintimidating. perfect as a first toy. The ears are firm and transfer vibrations well and the cap, though a little stiff, is simple to remove and replace.The battery indicator sticker was, on mine, amusingly upside down. So if its just not working, maybe try flipping the battery over before calling lovehoney.
Vibrations-How this thing is so strong on only a AA battery is beyond me. They are rumbly very pleasing and travel through the vibe well without making my fingers buzz.
Patterns-The patterns are excellent. All but 2 of them are absolutely perfect for me, and exactly what i would have asked for. (I liked them so much i bought the mini classic vibe in this range, which also has the same patterns.)The first steady speed is a little underwhelming. But otherwise the selection of pulses, stepping and teasing patterns are wonderfully diverse and feel really nice anywhere.
Noise-Not silent, but you cant hear it under a duvet or through a doorThe fit-Here we come to where the vibe fails for me.The vibe is excellent as a g spotter, but The ear section is quite close to the shaft and not long enough to reach my clit, though with a little bending i can get it to just about sit on it. A classic sized rabbit is a good fit for me, tragically this is not. But i loved it enough to keep it even though the ears just don’t work for me. To give you some idea:Ears are about 22mm off the shaftHead shaped bulge is roughly 9mm off the shaftEars are roughly 30mm long
Conclusion-this rabbit is an excellent clit and g spotter with strong vibes and interesting patterns. Sadly may not fit everyone, but still a vibe i love and use regularly despite this. Perfect for people new to toys, anyone who likes patterns and people wanting something for travelling.
Bondage boutique glow in the dark collar and lead
A Quality item with a fun twist, that is comfortable and a pleasure to use. Something i see myself using again and againThis collar is lovely, the black and white design Is really classy and looks great when on. With the right clothing i could even see this passing as a day colour or for going clubbing. I was really impressed by the glow, its bright and takes a surprisingly small amount of light to work. In the dark the effect is very pretty, if slightly spooky and a lot of fun.
This is the first piece of bsdm gear I’ve ever owned, but it was really impressed by the quality. All the fittings are very robust and feel really well made, firmly attached and durable. especially the o ring, which is solidly attached with a plate on the inside of the collar. All the metal fittings are thick and have a good solid feel to them And the catch on the lead is very well made and slides easily on and off the o ring. The finish and material are really nice and if this came in other colours i would happily buy another.
Comfort wise, though the collar is still a bit stiff as its new, i found it very comfortable to wear. I was initially concerned the meal fixing for the o ring, which sits on the inside of the collar, might be a problem. But you cant even feel it once you have it on and it didn’t rub. The material is also very nice against the skin.
I have a 14.5inch/37cm neck and the collar fitted me comfortably on the middle of the 7 notches. I did struggle slightly to do it up myself due to it being new and a little stiff, but id imagine this is much easier if you can actually see what your doing.
Im not sure what lovehoney have done to design the chain, but surely witch craft was involved as its astoundingly quiet. I live in a shared house so was a bit worried it might rattle (sadly claiming its “ghosts” never seems to work), but I’m seriously struggling to make any noise above a very faint clinking with it on its own. Unsurprisingly the catch does rattle a bit when attached to the collar, but it still produced a lot less noise than i thought it might. I felt the handle on the chain was attached well and i found it a good size to get my hand through.
Overall, i really loved this item and found it very comfortable and a lot of fun to use. Its quality is excellent and id definitely buy another if i ever lost it. A Great piece for people of all levels of bdsm experience.
lovehoney sensual glass double ended g spot dildo
As an Fatigue Sufferer, I’ve been looking for a lighter alternative to njoys pure wand for some time and i now think I’ve finally found the answer. The dildos shape is just perfect and feels absolutely out of this world when g spotting. The glass is silky smooth, lovely in use and easy to clean. I really cant recommend this enough and id buy again in a heartbeat.
The glass is beautiful, silky smooth and the colour is very subtle and attractive. The shape is really well thought out and hits my g spot like nothing else I’ve tried. Combined with the firm cold texture on the glass the curved shape is just amazing for strong g spot massage and made me feel like my heads going to come off (in a very, very good way). Slow thrusting with the larger end or Using this more lightly is also really pleasurable, and The curve of the shaft makes it simple to manipulate.
I was a little sceptical about the small end, but its also surprisingly effective. The shape rubs wonderfully exactly where you want it and i would definitely use it this way round again as it provides a different, more focused sensation and nice variety from one toy.
Anally i could only manage the small end, but even though its the first time I’ve used a dildo this way i found my g spot without too much effort. it felt so nice i couldn’t resist mixing a bullet vibe in and to my surprise came really quickly. If you’ve got a prostate i can definitely see this being a really good toy.
Typically of glass, it is surprisingly slippery when coated in lube, so needed a little wiping off when i flipped it round mid session for me to get a good grip on it. But this smoothness really feels delicious internally and the glass is perfect for temperature play and felt great both warm and cold. I also found it made the dildo very simple to clean afterwards as its free from indents of any kind.
I seriously struggle to find anything bad to say about this dildo, it is just that good. It might be nice if the handle was a little longer, i ocasionally found myself wishing i had a little more to hold onto when using the large end, but all in all this is just an excellent and well executed piece of design that does what it says on the label and does it really, really well.
overall rating 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Amazing shape for g-spotting, Great material, both ends give nice variety. Even love the colour
Cons: occasionally wished i had more to hold onto when using large end.
Bottom Line: Brilliantly dildo, versatile and really amazing for g-spotting. One i will be using again and again.
Lovehoney love motion remote control warming thrusting sex machine set
I had a lot of fun with this toy, and its definitely one id use again. If you cant shell out for a full size sex machine i think its a fun alternative. That being said, the suction cup is really quite picky and needs a shiny flat surface to stick to. its also not the easiest toy to clean. But those negatives aside, its very versatile and i can see myself thinking of a lot of inventive ways to use this.
This toy has many good qualities, unfortunately the suction cup is not one of them. In a house full of wood I really struggled to find anything it would stick to, as even a slight texture in the surface is enough to make this thing fall off. It really only works on flat, shiny surfaces and even refused to stick to our fake stone bathroom tiles. The things is does stick to though, it really stays attached to, so if you’ve got a convenient shiny surface like a vertical wall mirror then your good.
The thrusting motion is excellent, and though the slowest speed did stall at times, this toy came within a hairs breadth of making me orgasm from vaginal penetration alone (Something I’ve never managed before and to be honest, was starting to believe wasn’t even possible for me). The two faster speed are seriously nice and the thrusting patterns surprisingly good. Several of them deserve special mention, but the one i thought of as “slow sex” (a series well spaced thrusts) was just perfect for a slow build. Overall, they give you a great variety of options and though they weren’t all for me, i can definitely see there being something for everyone.
The vibrations aren’t particularly rumbly or strong, but they’re not buzzy either and travel up the dildos very well meaning you can really feel them over a large area. The first two speeds where pretty underwhelming, but the third was bliss. I could have happily left it on that if the patterns hadn’t been so good. The first two, both unusual dot dot dash types i haven’t encountered before, where especially good and complimented the thrusting fantastically. Overall there was a nice variety, including revving ones and some faster patterns too.
I also liked the warming feature and found it very easy and pleasant to use and will definitely flick it on again.
Volume wise the vibrations are surprisingly quiet, but the thrusting action isn’t and can easily be heard through a door. It Was however pretty easily covered up with some music.
The dildos are so silky and great quality. They’re a nice firmness having a slight give. i especially liked the texture and pronounced head on the skintone one, though it does make it less realistic it felt brilliant when in use. I found them both very good g spotters, though i did struggle with the purple dildo as it caused the toy to flip round unless suction cupped in place.
Despite the base not being water proof, they where also reasonably easy to clean, though the texture on the skin toned one did require a bit more attention.
The remote has a decent range (it even worked through a closed door) And due to its shape meant even with your eyes closed you can always tell which way up it was, making the buttons very hard to mix up. It was easy to use and made flicking the thrusting and vibration settings around a doddle. I can also imagine this feature being alot of fun with a partner and its ideal if you want to use another toy or a pair of cuffs at the same time.
To my great disappointment i couldn’t get it to work with cowgirl due to its height, But it does work well with any horizontal position or at an angle. its easy to adjust its angle whilst still attached to a surface (make sure to do the screw up tight though) and As long as you can manage to find something to suction cup it too, i can see it being very versatile.
I did try this toy hand held, and though its shape makes it easy enough to hold one handed and the buttons are simple to find and easy to identify, it really works best attached to a stationary object. You can jam it up against pillows though (as i did due to lack of a convenient mirror) and that does work reasonably well.
This is a bit of a pain to clean, as its not even splash proof and has many crevices that can be hard to get into. The majority of the body (and most of the surfaces you will handle while using) are easily wiped down, but the screw indents, the indent around the control panel and inside where the dildo fits are definitely places that need extra attention.
I really enjoyed this toy, at the same time i found it slightly frustrating to use, due mostly to my lack of convenient shiny surfaces. But if you have a wall mirror, shiny bathroom tiles or convenient fridge door then its alot of fun. Although its a bit fiddly to clean its got a lot going for it and is a nice way to own a sex machine without needing a lot of discreet storage or floor space. definitely something id set aside me time to use in the future.
Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
(to be fair, i wanted to give this more but the suction cup is kind of critical and i couldn’t get the blasted thing to work on anything i could use it attached to)Pros: Excellent thrusting motion and vibrations, especially patterns. Quality dildos. Felt amazing to use
Cons: Picky suction cup, fiddly to clean and rather noisy
Bottom Line: Suction cup Needs a shiny flat surface. Otherwise a lot of fun to use and very versatile.
Lovehoney plus size smoothing sleeveless crotchless bodyt
I really liked this little number. The fabric is soft and surprisingly stretchy all the way through both the lace and solid black sections. It was nice and easy to put on, though i did have to wriggle it over my hips a bit, but went on quickly and was very comfortable to wear.
I loved the floral decoration on the fabric, which reminds me of peonies, and looks very classy in person. The smoothing aspect worked well without being uncomfortable and it definitely flowed over my pudgy bits nicely. I personally found this worked best through my tummy and sides. my bum also looks amazing in it though and the lace detail on the back and hips was just gorgeous, fit well and flattered my curves nicely.
Admittedly as Im a 16 on top, 20 on bottom, with a 40 B cup It did take a little fiddling to get the looser top of the back to sit right. But since I’m a size down on the top i thought it was a very good fit all things considered and still looked very nice on.
I found the cups a bit gappy, though as the materials so stretchy it ruched nicely instead of gaping so didnt detract from the look fo the piece for me and just looked a design feature. But its definitely not snug through the breasts if you have a smaller cup size.
Theres also a line of grippy material (like you find of strapless bras) running under the bust and round the back, so its pretty easy to adjust it without having to worry it will slip down again. This want off putting though and i found you couldn’t feel it once you had the body on.
The main panel it opaque, which i liked as it means (due to it also being crotchless) if I’m having a self conscious day about my stretch marks, i don’t have to take it off to have fun.
Definitely a nice no fuss number i will throw on again when i want do some sexy stuff without having to worry how my tummy looks. Comfortable and very sexy, especially from the back.
my review isnt up yet, so cant remember what staars i gave it
lovehoney plus size hourglass smoothing cup less crotchless body
Despite the fact it took me several goes to put it on first time without tangling my feet in the straps, i did like this little black number. Though the strap design isn’t entirely to my taste it was very pretty on and flattering to all my curves.
this piece fit very well, especially considering I’m a 16 on top 18/20 on the bottom with a B cup, And the fabric was lovely and soft. I especially loved the flower pattern on the fabric. The empire line decoration is very pretty and the lace Is used really well over my bum and hips, making them both look amazing. As nice as the front is, this piece is a real knockout from behind.
The fabric is stretchy throughout the whole piece (including the lace) and the smoothing feature seems to work well without being uncomfortable and skimmed over my pudgy bits nicely. I personally found this worked best for me through my tummy and sides, and it fit and flattered all my curves very nicely.
The body has a line of gummy material, similar to a strapless bra, running underneath the bust and around the back which allows you to adjust it without worrying it will slip back down. It felt a tad odd to put on but Once on i couldn’t feel it.
Instead of the usual inverted v design, the straps are actually in 3 parts with one running from the middle over each arm and the the last round the neck from the outside edges like a halterneck. Though i wasnt sold on this look personally, it does make them easy to put on (as long as you dont get your feet through them of course) and allows for alot of flexibility no matter what your cup size is as all the straps are adjustable. They even fit my wide shoulders comfortably.
I also really liked that the main section is opaque, which as its crotchless, means that if i have a self conscious day i can still have fun without taking it off.
A nice piece and easy to slip on with minimal fuss. Though the straps weren’t to my
Taste i liked the overall design and thought it was very flattering and effective.
review not up yet, cant remember how many stars i gave it
