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by @Peitho , 16th Oct 2020
Bondage Boutique Double Metal Bondage Clip
Now, full disclosure, I did not buy this for my own personal use… I bought this for my horse. My partner and I have a pretty good collection of bondage gear and it’s been put through it’s paces but it’s mostly from Lovehoney, it’s high quality and none of the clips are in need of replacing.
My horse, however, is not the most careful with his rugs and the top clip across the chest had broken on his most beloved wardrobe favourite. I saw this clip and thought that it might be just the thing; it was also on offer at the time so definitely worth a punt.
When it arrived, it seemed pretty robust. The total length from end to end is 10cm, which as it turns out, is perfect for my equine’s needs. There is no stiffness or catching in the mechanism and it seems well made and sturdy. One of the other reviews mentions that it’s possible to reach the clip to escape from cuffs. Luckily, with him not possessing fingers or thumbs this is not a problem we have to combat.
My horse has been using this 24/7 (excluding exercise time) for the last couple of weeks. The clip has been put through it’s paces and has survived rolling, rubbing, wriggling, mud baths and flat out hooning around the field with his mates and is still going strong. Full marks Bondage Boutique - A sturdy product!
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Seems up to the sizeable job required.
Cons: Nothing.
Bottom Line: Sturdy enough to keep 17 hands of rampaging equine securely clothed.
Added to review: Photo of clip still going strong after continuous use for 6 months here
by @Peitho , 22th July 2020
Mantric Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator
Amazing!!! Bought on offer but actually great value and well worth the full asking price.
The mantric toys come in lovely simple brown boxes that don’t in any way scream sex toy at you and while most of my smaller toys have little bags that they live in I have kept the box for this so I can keep the charger cable with it separated by the foam padding. I like the box very much.
Charging is simple, plug it in and it lights up flashing to tell you it is charging and changes to a constant glow when fully charged which is a very helpful feature. It also holds it’s charge well giving you a few separate sessions before needing to plug in again.
This is my favourite go to vibrator for a bit of solo time of everything in our collection. I actually purchased this two years ago after getting the mantric G-spot vibrator on a deal of the day offer earlier and being so impressed that I then had to get this too.
The silicone is so soft and velvet smooth and there is bend and flexibility with resistance along both arms up until the firm but still silicone softened heads. The shaft is also wide enough and curved to give perfect placement G-spot stimulation. Both heads have very effective strong but not buzzy vibrations. For me personally the middle strength, constant vibration is the winner and always my go to for a fast guaranteed orgasm but there are plenty of others to choose from.
It is a beautiful toy to both touch and look at, frankly you could leave it on your mantel piece and most people would think it’s a piece of modern art! The different lights correspond to different strengths and patterns so it is also very sensual both colour and shape wise, red is the lightest constant vibration, blue the middle strength, green the strongest and additional colours exist for the patterns. It has the advantage that some of the patterns also have throbbing on one arm and constant or wave patterns on the other do you can have a different G-spot stimulation compared to clitoral if you wish.
In use, it is light but very robust and completely waterproof. I think it is the flexibility in the arms of this rabbit that make it feel more like a real partner, a feeling that you can grind into it and really hit the right spots while keeping the hand holding it still that make this the top choice out many other dildos, vibrators and rabbits for me. The G-spot and clitoral stimulation points are also perfect and for me the clean round head of the clitoral arm beats buzzy rabbit ears any day.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Styling, firm flexibility, deep vibrations, packaging, everything!
Cons: Absolutely nothing.
Bottom Line: The paragon of my entire collection.
by @Peitho , 15th Apr 2021
Leg Avenue Black Faux Fur Trim Robe
I love this robe, this is absolutely one of my best buys from Lovehoney.
I am a little over 5’8’', size 12-14, very much a pear being bigger on the hips, bottom and thighs than the on the boobs. Length wise this is long, which is awesome! Robes are never long enough for me but this is and then some. Bare foot, this trails on the ground and in 6" Bordellos the back still skims the ground. The sleeves are also a great length, with my arms hanging down, the sleeves come half way down my hand which is perfect.
I cannot express how much I love this, it looks stunningly decadent and makes quite the impact. It looks basically fantastic over so many different lingerie options. Skims every bit of you with flattering precision while subtly revealing all underneath and frankly looks a lot more expensive than it is.
The feel of the material is great and it floats and moves beautifully. The faux fur is good quality and feels lovely and soft.
I would maybe add a little clasp at the front for when you want to keep it closed as the tie doesn’t do a lot but other than that wouldn’t change a thing.
I can’t recommend this highly enough. An absolute must for any taller person’s closet.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Everything - it is stunning!
Cons: Could maybe benefit from a front clasp?
Bottom Line: Superb, stunning, sexy - buy it!
by @Peitho , 24th Oct 2014
Fifty Shades of Grey Relentless Vibrations Remote Conttol Egg
The packaging of this Fifty Shades Egg is very sleek and stylish (as all the range seems to have). A nice box in dark grey shades with the product pictured in a lovely way on the front. The side contains details of the product features and as always a relevant quote from the book.
Inside you get the egg, it’s remote, a USB charging cable, a brief instruction leaflet and a red satin bag to store your new toy in. I love the styling and look of this toy. It’s nice soft silicone and I do like that the fifty shades range come in black and metal rather than the standard pink. It just looks good. The only thing I would change is that both the egg and remote have silicone sections so I would feel better if the storage bag had separate compartments to store them in so they don’t touch but this is a small gripe.
The charging cable is very clever, you have one USB plug that splits into two cables so both the remote and the egg can be charged together. It’s very simple to charge, plugging the connectors in does take a fair push but they go in completely and I haven’t hurt my new toy using too much force. When charging both the light around the remote and a light on the egg flash so you know they’re charging and when completely charged they stay lit permanently. From having no charge to being fully charged takes a bit under 2 hours.
To turn the egg on ready for use you have to press and hold the button on the egg, it’s light comes on to tell you it’s ready. It is however slightly annoying that the light is positioned under the button so until you stop pressing you can’t actually tell if it’s turned on.
Once on, add a bit of water based lube and it slips in easily. To activate press and hold the button on the remote and the egg leaps into life. It is not silent but certainly quiet enough to safely use out and about shopping or pubbing with no risk of being overheard.
In use, the clear light band around the remote activates in time to the vibration, brighter light for stronger vibration and flashes to match patterns. This is a lovely feature though not overly subtle if you’re carrying the remote around out and about. It also had a “Fifty Shades of Grey” transfer logo on the remote which rather eliminates plausible deniability if questioned about it. This actually rubbed off quite easily though and I do prefer it with no labelling just stylish black and metal.
It is impossible with this egg not to see the similarity in design to the Proteus 7 Function Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg. When that one was first available on Lovehoney I was so tempted to get it but reading the reviews put rather a downer on it as most people seemed to have a huge problem with the range of the remote, some not managing to get it working at all once the egg was inserted. It was also stated that once the remote was out of range, even if the egg had been on, it cut out immediately. I am extremely pleased to say this egg has no problem like that and we did quite a bit of testing, not very subtly, in a crowded bar. The range is not huge but is definitely sufficient. Once inserted the remote worked perfectly up to about 6 meters away, changing pattern instantly whenever the button was pressed and working through closed doors. When the remote went out of range the egg kept buzzing away perfectly happily on whatever setting it had last been set to. As far as I’m concerned this is ideal, it would have annoyed me a lot if it cut out whenever my boyfriend moved too far away.
The vibrations are really easy to control and, for an egg, very powerful though due to the silicone retrieval cord I did feel them stronger around the entrance and base of my vagina rather than up near the G-spot. I’m not sure if this is a negative or a positive, depends on what you’re after I suppose. The vibrations do travel well down the length of the silicone cord so that placing this forward can definitely send a buzz to your clit too.
It is worth noting that though it says on both the packaging and the leaflet that there are “3 speeds and 4 patterns of vibration to explore” this is not true. There are actually 2 permanently on speeds and 5 patterns of vibration. This is certainly not a problem though as there’s a great variety from intermittent buzzes to waves of increasing and decreasing strength, I think something for everyone.
My boyfriend was keen to pop my new toy in me while I was giving him a blow job, I think this is definitely a thing to try but unfortunately I’d forgotten to charge it since the previous use so this is a treat yet to come. I would certainly recommend this egg for both out and about and bedroom fun. For me no egg is going to take me to orgasm but this is a great addition to the toy box for foreplay fun. A fantastic egg if you like power, functionality and the fact you don’t have to keep replacing batteries.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Almost everything. Fantastic for out and about and foreplay.
Cons: Separate sections for toy, remote and charging cable in storage bag would make this perfect.
Bottom Line: A great couples toy, excellent egg.
by @Peitho , 15th Apr 2021
Gabriella Plus Size Lace Top Sheer Hold Ups
Now I fully admit… I have big thighs, there is a lot of muscle from an outdoor physical job and a lifetime spent riding horses as well as a layer of cellulite from chocolate bars and Chinese takeaways. I am a little over 5’8’’ so fairly tall and pretty leggy with it, a size 14 long in jeans but always go for the plus size in stockings and hold-ups because they generally have a bit more stretch in the length and it sometimes avoids the hold-up muffin top look on the thighs.
With these, sadly this is not the case. I like to wear hold-ups and stockings high on my legs, it just looks better but pulled up high the tight seam at the base of the lace was definitely too tight and the lace top just rolls down… on one leg. The stockings themselves don’t move down but the lace top on one leg refused to stay in place. The other side weirdly did stay up apart from the very top fringe but there was still an indent at the tight seam point. Basically, they didn’t look good and certainly not flattering.
The material on the legs felt nice but first wearing and a ladder appeared at the back so overall I definitely would not recommend these to tall or plus sized ladies.
I do struggle with hold-ups generally, more often than not, too short or too tight. I have one pair that are perfect and I’ve had for years, long length and fit with perfect, no muffin smoothness. Please stock Prague hold ups Lovehoney because I would much rather buy from you!
Overall Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Pros: Very little
Cons: Unflattering, too short, muffin top thighs
Bottom Line: Going back to the brands that work for me
by @Peitho , 28th Feb 2021
Lovehoney Mindful Black Seamless Bra Set
This is rather different to the sexy lingerie I normally purchase from Lovehoney but sounded good for everyday underwear. Spoiler… It is, in fact, excellent everyday underwear!
The set is from Lovehoney’s new Mindful Collection so I was pretty horrified upon first opening my package to be presented with a plastic bag but worry not, my fears were quickly alleviated upon discovering that this is a compostable 100% biodegradable bag. Nothing for landfill supplied here, all tags and packaging are fully recyclable.
This bra set is 90% recycled nylon, 10% elastine and very importantly for the comfort and health of lady parts a 100% cotton gusset so no irritation which for all day undies is so very important.
In terms of fit and comfort this could not be any better for me. I am a size 12-14, smaller on the top than the lower half. 36A/B bra size, narrow waist and a rotund, generous size 14 bottom. I got this set in a 12-14 and it’s perfect. Although, I don’t have a lot on top to hold up, the wide elastic band supporting your boobs provides plenty of support and given how little material there is in the bra, somewhat surprisingly, it still provides an almost sports bra like structure with good stretch and elasticity throughout. I am not generally a wearer of thongs as everyday underwear, I have never found one before that is comfy for a full day of working on the farm, followed by horse riding. However, this is that elusive thong. Superbly comfy and I honestly forgot within half an hour that I wasn’t wearing my normal pants. Love the thong.
The only non pristinely comfortable part of the set is the lables and even these have been carefully thought about because they are not sown into a seam but are attached with their own little set of stitching which are easily picked to remove them which I have done. This bra set is now the most comfortable set I own. Significantly larger cup sizes will have to await reviews from greater endowed ladies than myself but up to probably a D cup, I believe, will certainly be happy with this purchase.
Finally the labels say to cool hand wash but I am lazy and so into the washing machine on a cool delicates wash the set went and came out just fine so thumbs up there too.
I thoroughly recommend this bra set. Anyone, who’s been on furlough or working from home during the lock downs of Covid and become accustomed to the divine freedom of a lack of underwire through discarding bras this is the set to go for. Support, ultimate comfort and the happy fuzzy feeling of doing good for the planet… I also have the set in mint green!
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Everything, it’s very comfortable, provides plenty of support and is good for the planet.
Cons: Nothing
Bottom Line: An excellent purchase
Since writing this review I bought um, a total of 8 sets, I have 3 black, 3 leopard print green and 2 leopard print blue. I love these bras for everyday, so comfy, brilliantly sports bra like supportive (for my admittedly small boobs) and the key point I forgot to mention, the thongs come with perfectly placed and secure knicker vibrator pockets.
by @Peitho , 5th Aug 2020
Fun Factory Stronic Bi Fusion Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator
I wanted to love this, it is certainly the most expensive vibrator I have ever purchased. I had a rampant rabbit many, many moons ago that had a thrusting motion though admittedly also vibrated and that was great (until you were close to climaxing, clenched and the motors gave up). I thought this will just keep going and be amazing. Unfortunately, though it certainly keeps going, for me it doesn’t come close to getting the job done.
The packaging is a pretty standard cardboard box that unfortunately ripped when I first came to open it. This was obviously my fault for being rather too keen to get in! However, I do feel being supplied with no proper case (like you get for example with the Lovehoney Desire range) or even a robust storage bag is pretty poor for a very pricey, luxury toy.
A plus point though is the very effective magnetic charger, the charger lights red when first connected to a power supply through usb then when you connect it to the toy magnetically the lights come on on the toy and the fun button pulses until charged. This whole system is very clever.
The controls are logical and easy to use. The fun button is the power button and the two other buttons sepately control the thrusting shaft and the clitoral virator.
Now, in use, there is too much friction, this is a fairly girthy toy but not huge, however, the silicone just does not slide in! So much lube is needed in comparison to any other toy I use and it’s in need of constant re-application compared to other silicone vibrators I own. With lots of lube this is not a problem but while most of my collection don’t need any outside lubrication at all to produce a sensational time this definitely does.
There is a lot of power, no question, in the thrusting. However hard you clench it keeps on pounding unfortunately the movement does very little for me in comparison to other G-spot vibrators that I own and I have really, really tried with this toy. It does not help that the clitoral vibrator is a horribly buzzy vibration whatever the setting; though the shape of the wings are good and helpful for steering the vibration just where you want, the buzz rather than something deeper is not for me. In addition, if the clitoral vibrations are positioned in the right place the G-spot head is too deep inside to actually hit my G-spot!
Overall a definite disappointment for me but we are all built differently and just because it doesn’t work for me does not mean it won’t do more for you.
Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
Pros: Good controls and charging, powerful thrusting and robust.
Cons: Buzzy clitoral vibrator and one size definitely does not fit all.
Bottom Line: Doesn’t do it for me.
by @Peitho , 29th Apr 2021
Lovehoney Watercolour Blue Lace and Floral Satin Robe
I love this robe and actually I love it a whole lot more than I was expecting to!
It is a very pretty print. Floral is not normally my thing but the watercolour paint styling of it I love. It is mainly navy and white but with greens and occasional splashes of pink thrown in too and looks like satin. It feels gorgeous, like a soft satin and really luxurious against the skin but is in fact mainly polyester which makes it much, much easier to care for. The lable states hand-wash but I’m lazy and in a 30°C gentle machine wash it comes out perfect and good as new so full marks there.
The stitching and make quality is superb, no loose threads or uneven seams and the lace edging is secure and even all around. Everything is spot on.
It has some clever features, firstly there is an inner tie you can attach to make sure the first draw across stays perfectly in place if you so desire. Secondly, the main navy waist band tie is beautifully sown in a broad band across the back so it doesn’t slip anywhere and keeps that perfect waist silhouette, a vast improvement on the ties that come with most robes. It also ties well without a tendency to loosen.
I have the matching cami set as well so often relax in the evening in the full ensemble however during the day I have taken to wearing jeans around the house with just this robe on top and it looks really cool and kimono like and feels fabulous. It is a look I have never tried before but now love.
Size wise, I am a 5’8’', UK 12-14, bra size 36A with a small waist and a big bottom. Your epitome pear, smaller on top than below. This one size robe fits me perfectly but would easily go smaller or larger. There is plenty of looseness around the shoulders and wide arms, the belt tie cinches in the waist for a great shape though maybe could be just slightly lower for me but I am tall. On me, the hem finishes just a little below my bottom.
Conclusion, I highly recommend this robe either as part of a set or a piece on it’s own as it’s very versatile and feels and looks great.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Superb make quality and material. Clever design. Feels fantastic.
Cons: Nothing
Bottom Line: Feels and looks fantastic
by @Peitho , 29th Nov 2020
Fifty Shades of Grey Captivate Wet Look Open-Cup Crotchless Body
This is my second piece of lingerie from the FSOG range and while I had a couple of issues with the quality of the first I have none with this. It’s brilliant.
To start, my details, I am a little over 5’8" tall, generally a size 12-14 but absolutely a pear; 36A chest, waist 28", hips 41". This ensemble is a little fiddly to get perfect so allow some time to get it just right, however it is all so adjustable it will fit a huge range of sizes. Arms, chest band, waist band and hips are all adjustable elastic. Once you have it right, you don’t need to alter it to put on or take off just unclip so future occasions it is very quick to put on.
Personally, I would prefer the front panel to be just a little longer but I am tall and even on me there is no cutting in at all from the straps between my legs. I think this will comfortably fit the full range of sizes with boobs to a D cup comfortable supported… maybe much larger but I am no expert on that.
The look of the entire ensemble is devine. It is a super shiny black panel with brass coloured studs and a tiny matching fifty shades pendant at the chest. These little details are great.
I cannot express how much I love this piece. It is comfortable and easy to wear. Being only an A cup I always worry with half cups or open cups that I will look very small on top but this somehow frames and with constructed cups supports my boobs brilliantly. They actually look far larger than normal - a miracle! The feel of the constructed cups and straps around my boobs is also great and a huge turn on, it is a feeling of being restricted while having your nipples completely free to be played with or any material from a garment worn over the top playing over them - a big turn on before the action starts and a little reminder of what is underneath at all times.
The back has two elastic straps coming from the sides in front of your crotch up to the hips strap. These can either be worn to look like a G-string or split to the sides in an open back, framing bottom and allowing access everywhere manner. I prefer them open revealing all.
This is a piece of lingerie where everything is completely accessible. You do not need to take it off or get frustrated getting material out of the way.
Full marks, no downsides, I love it.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Everything, can’t improve upon perfection.
Cons: Um, packaging is maybe a bit poor, certainly nothing else!
Bottom Line: Simply sublime, nothing not to like about this ensemble.
by @Peitho , 24th Dec 2020
System JO Gelato White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Lubricant 30ml
This is the best tasting flavoured lube I’ve ever tried by a mile! It is certainly sweet but not synthetic at all, it really is a white chocolate raspberry truffle and not a cheap selection box one either. This is from a top notch chocolatier!
It’s not all about the taste as a functional lube it is great too, I didn’t notice it drying and certainly no stickiness or tackiness… however this may be partly because it tastes so good it didn’t really get a chance! I did need to reapply but I think this is a result of eating too much of it rather than it drying up, when not used for oral a little goes a long way.
I wouldn’t generally use this as my main lube because the bottle is small, it is only 30ml and hence for us now saved for special cunnilingus occasions. If you were travelling though, it would be perfect size. It also comes in a great bottle with very easy one hand application and a secure closure.
From a diabetic point of view this is also a truly delicious sweet, sweet treat with no sugar so full marks there too.
If you’re not getting as much oral sex as you desire this might just be the way to go, I can think of no negatives…
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Taste, slickness, bottle, everything.
Cons: Not a thing.
Bottom Line: Both deliciously devine and luxuriously lubricating.
by @Peitho , 5th July 2021
Lovehoney Guide to Oral Sex
A lot of the contents of this book are pretty well known to people with experience but this little pocket guide is certainly a comprehensive starter guide to all things cunnilingus, fallatio and rimming.
The biology is well covered for both those in possession of a clitorus and those with a penis - which bits need a warm up before jumping straight in, which bits mustn’t be ignored, which bits are the most sensitive and various techniques that work with all those bits.
From the female point of view I can say the techniques for pleasuring a clitorus work very well indeed… of course everyone is different but as long as she’s in the mood and you’re keen to go pearl diving there are ways to get your lady off detailed here.
For working on a penis there are lots of methods briefly outlined, I recommend not trying to remember them all in one go and I’m not sure I’m going to be able to eat a Mr Whippy Ice Cream without thinking of those “long, lingering ice cream licks” on my OHs shaft for a while! There is also a breathing technique to avoid gagging while deep throating that I’m yet to try but it’s on the list. Whatever your preference, if you’ve a purple-headed, semen lollipop in need of attention you’re covered here.
Anilingus is not something we are into (though I do have a Rimming Butt Plug which I love) but it’s well covered in the third section along with a comprehensive introduction to all other things anal, starting with foreplay and toys and all things needed for successful play prior to anal sex.
Different positions for oral sex as well as techniques are covered and my final tip… pick a flavoured lube you really like, my personal favourite is JO Gelato White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Personal Lubricant because you might be consuming a lot of it.
Final bonus of this book… its the perfect coffee table topper to leave on display to test the boundaries of visitors and house guests! 
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Compact guide that covers all the essentials.
Cons: Could be longer and more detailed… though to be fair how many different ways are there to orally pleasure a little man in a boat or suck a schlong?
Bottom Line: Fun read with good techniques… if you’re new to oral or just want to brush up I recommend it.
by @Peitho , 21st July 2021
Lovehoney Swell Yeah Auto Suction Nipple Pumps
I have a lot of nipple clamps of varying strengths and a fair few nipple suckers/pumps but these are my first powered, pattern, pumping ones.
The packaging is a simple box with all the getting started instructions printed on the outside in a simple list (…though I think one of them is wrong, more about that later.) All the essentials are easy to understand and follow though. Inside you get your new toy and a magnetic charging cable in a separate resealable bag which is a nice touch. You also get a leaflet which is 95% totally irrelevent entitled “External Penile Rigidity Devices” which is a bit bizarre.
Charging is easy, it is not the most secure magnetic charger I have but positioned carefully and not knocked it works fine. All the three button lights flash while the pump charges and light solidly once fully charged.
Now in use… It says to apply a little lube, I found I didn’t need any and in fact the seal was better and more secure without and it is a very good seal. Yes, you can knock them off but for general moving about they’re not going anywhere so good marks there. It is easiest to turn the pump on before attaching them so you get a firm seal straight away. Size wise my nipples didn’t fill the cups but I do only have very petite nipples and if you have large nipples you might not find the cups quite big enough. Once removed my nipples were well pumped though and the areola much darker which is a look I liked.
There are a good range of patterns, short fiercer pumps or slower sucks and they feel surprisingly great like nibbling bites and sucks rather than a constant pumped sensation or the vibrations you can get from vibrating clamps. These feel so much better and are a great turn on. Personally I like the varying rhythms of sharper pumps. I do wish that there was a way to up the strength though as I would like them to be a bit stronger with more of a bite but that is just personal preference.
And before you ask… Of course I have tried one of these on my clit too! It creates a good seal and the sensation is sublime. It doesn’t feel as intense as a suction toy like a womanizer but it’s a different sensation, more of a throbbing and sucking and the strength here is good for me. Easily stays in place in combination with a dildo or vibrator too so it’s very versatile though you do have to connect the 2nd cup somewhere nearby as you can’t get a vacuum seal without both cups attached. Once removed both my nipples and my clit are well pumped and sensitive for whatever comes next.
My favourite thing with these was when I teamed them on my nipples with my Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut downstairs… yes, it sounded like a building site had set up work in the bedroom as neither are quiet toys but the sensory sensation was sublime. A superb combination I can’t recommend highly enough if volume is not a concern for you.
The only oddity I found was that the box states you can take the silicone tube out of the pump unit and the pumps should maintain the pressure until you press the release valve. I don’t think this is true or at least I certainly couldn’t work out how to do it. You can take the tube out but immediately all pressure is lost, there is no release valve. Still a useful feature for effective cleaning as the silicone tube and cups can then be thoroughly washed but not useful for the purpose described.
Overall, these are a great addition to playtime both solo and with a partner, they provide a wonderful sensation, teasing and turn on they are the most fun nipple pumps I own because of the unique sensation. If you could keep the patterns exactly as they are but be able to turn up the strength of the vacuum pump these would be perfect for me.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Not showing for some reason and I can’t remember what I wrote
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by @Peitho , 9th October 2020
Aqua Pleasure Rechargeable Water Clitoral Stimulator
Well now… this is certainly a new experience and one I will be repeating again and again and again!
The Aqua Pleasure comes in a very attractive and sophisticated box that would make it a beautiful present. It has a brief but complete manual with everything you need to know from charging and operating instructions through a description of the different intensities and patterns and onto full care and maintenance. A pretty gold storage bag is supplied (though I will be keeping it in the box) along with a charger with a magnetic charging mechanism.
The charger supplied comes with a type I Australian plug but Lovehoney also supplied a free UK Universal adaptor block which works brilliantly and it charges easily through this though did in fact arrive fairly fully charged anyway, which was a bonus. Connect the magnetic connector to charge and it’s light starts flashing red, when fully charged this changed to a constant green. The magnetic connector to the toy was a bit sensitive and I had to position the Aqua Pleasure on it’s side to achieve a good constant connection and still see the light. It is possible in future the plug may be changed to a USB or UK plug if given the go ahead?
The Aqua Pleasure does not look like your typical sex toy. You could leave it out and I don’t think anyone just glancing around your bathroom would know what it was. It certainly doesn’t scream sex toy. The darker handle is rubber for a good grip, the main body is hard plastic but since it’s the water you’re in contact with and obtaining all the pleasure from and not inserting any part of it then this works perfectly. Out of the water there is also a fair weight to it but obviously submerged you don’t notice this. There is a single button that you press and hold to turn on and off or press and release to cycle through the intensities and patterns once on. When on there is a green light displayed below the button.
When I first switched it on I think I was expecting something like when you’re a teenager and first experiment with the shower head attached to the bath taps. This is not like that, it is so much more intense, the pressure it builds up to is high and beautifully focused.
Used on it’s own, the Aqua Pleasure is a very effective and very pleasurable. The patterns don’t do a lot for me personally but medium constant intensity then ramped up to high intensity to finish is a win. Used in combination with a waterproof G-spot vibrator this left me a very happy, sweaty mess! Devine.
If you start the motor out of the water, once you submerge it, it will take 5 seconds or so to build up the pressure enough to jettison water however if you switch it off submerged then as soon as you turn it back on it is fully powered.
The only negative with this toy is the noise, it is loud. For me, fortunately, this is not a problem as it is only myself and the OH in the house and I’m free to make as much noise as I want but if you have kids, parents or housemates living with you you may like to get them used to the fact you like loud music playing when you have your baths before the need arises to drown out the noise of the Aqua Pleasure.
Honestly, I can’t recommend this enough. I have always been a fan of a long, hot bath and now they’re even better.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: A lot, new and really great sensation
Cons: Rather loud, magnetic charger connection could be more secure
Bottom Line: Love this, novel and very effective, I definitely recommend it
by @Peitho , 6th April 2021
Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut Rechargeable G-spot and Clitoral Stimulator
So first impressions, good functional packaging which I will be keeping to store it in, no storage bag but when the box is ideally moulded to hold it that is fine. The quality of the silicone is lovely with a beautiful silky, soft feel. You get a brief safety instructions leaflet and a more detailed user manual which includes extremely thorough advice on cleaning which can be an issue for suction toys.
The InsideOut has an excellent magnetic charger point on a USB cable with a very secure connection compared to some others I have used. When plugged in there is a flashing green light that appears in the suction opening which is a snazzy positioning for the light, once fully charged the light stays permanently on so you know you’re ready to go. A full charge from flat takes up to 120 mins but the toy came with a substantial charge already so no waiting time to get started.
The IsideOut comes with two clitoral head attachments, a standard size pre attached and a second larger head in a sealed bag. Having fully tested both I favour the smaller head but having the option is a definite bonus and they are very easy to change.
The buttons are a little fiddly to use until you get familiar with them as they are hard to see however they are cleverly designed with the positive buttons domed and the negative buttons recessed. A firm press of the positive suction button turns the toy on and holding this button again will turn it off.
There are 12 intensity levels of both suction and vibration, no patterns, which for me is a definite plus. With just a couple of exceptions I am not a fan of patterns, I generally go up through intensities with a vibrator and then just when I don’t want to, I hit a pattern and have to cycle all through again to get back where I want to be. None of that here! The vibrating G-spot arm works exactly the same as the clitoral suction and just gets more intense.
I imagine this can suffer from the same issue as rabbits in that one size does not fit all. I have some bunnies that are spot on for my anatomy and some that although ideal on paper just don’t hit all the right spots. For me personally though, the InsideOut could not be any more compatible. The G-spot arm is exactly in the key position, it has a great flexibility to it so the pressure and vibrations are perfectly focussed and the suction head is simultaneously planted perfectly. Less than a minute in and that clitoral head is not going anywhere as my vaginal muscles have clamped on so tight.
Squirting is not my normal. This changes that, it is soooo good.
I have a WeVibe Melt, also an exceptional device, but for me, this is better because you can let go and it stays locked and you have that full satisfied feeling for the most intense blended orgasms. Truly the crème de la crème of sex toys and guaranteed results every time.
The only negative with the InsideOut is the volume, positioned perfectly it is not too loud but if you lose that clitoral lock or turn it on not connected you’ll definitely hear it in neighbouring rooms.
Now, I did at first get sent a faulty InsideOut, I think some inner electrics had got a little cross wired in construction so it wouldn’t turn on and then leapt into life when connected to the charger and wouldn’t switch off again… it had to go and sleep on it’s own in the spare room until the battery died! Thankfully, Lovehoney’s customer care is the best you’ll find on the Internet. Free return postage was provided as they wanted to know what had gone wrong with the toy and learn from it and a replacement provided immediately. When this toy works as it’s meant to there is no other better.
Final summary, the price tag may not be small but it’s a lot less the Duo, which I can’t see being any better so unless you need stealth for masturbation, in which case you may struggle, absolutely buy this. You will not regret it and it’s worth every single penny!
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: Ideal anatomically for me, perfection on every pleasure point. Introduced me to squirting.
Cons: A little loud but the same applies to all suction toys without the Smart Silence.
Bottom Line: Perfection, buy it, do not hesitate!
by @Peitho , 28th August 2021
Lovehoney Red Naughty Elf Dress
I am a big fan of Christmas dress up and this is my absolute new favourite. It is by far the most fun festive outfit I have and afterall Christmas is all about the fun.
The packaging is nothing to get excited about but the outfit itself is superb. The stitching is all very clean and the make quality very high. The stretchy red velvet is extremely comfy to wear and a fabulous very rich, shimmery colour much nicer than you normally get with Christmas dress up. The skirt and sleeve edges are unhemmed but you’re an elf and they’re meant to be, this makes the triangular sleeve edges curl up slightly which I think actually adds to the structure and cuteness of the dress. The white fur trim is standard synthetic but very comfy to wear and very inviting to stroke. The pom poms are just the right weight and bounce and dance about delightfully. They have a weird feel to them if you squeeze them, rather like cotton wool, don’t squeeze them though and they’re perfect.
The bit about me… I am a tall (just short of 5’9’'), fairly athletic build. Pretty non-existant 36A boobs, a small, flat waist but a big bottom and thunder thighs. Overall a 12-14 but much bigger below than on top.
I was very worried that this, like most Christmas dresses, would be far too short but the clever cut makes it perfect. Yes, bum cheeks are exposed at the back but that’s great as the pom poms just hang off and swing and bounce and at the front nothing is exposed that shouldn’t be as the cut means you get a strategically placed long section to the front with a higher cut at the thighs which helps elongate the legs. Very flattering.
The cut at the top of the dress is also cleverly thought out. It is certainly designed to accomodate larger boobs than mine but there is a clever red ribbon tie that means you can bring in the deep V cut if, like me, you need it narrower. In all lingerie I love a deep V cut, I think it’s extremely flattering on me and this is no exception.
The dress comes with a matching thong which again, unusually in this type of outfit, has been really well made. It has the same rich stretchy velvet to the front and base with a cotton gusset sown in for the health and wellbeing of the ladyparts, the rest is a very stretchy, shimmery elastic and the whole thing fits my rotund bottom perfectly and comfortably.
The belt is not the highlight of the outfit and at first I intended to replace it (as I’ve done with all Chistmas dresses in the past!). It is a simple ribbon that ties at the back but having worn the dress all day (…on a sunny August day because there’s never a bad time for festive fun!) it has grown on me. The tie at the back is cute and fun and fits with the rest.
I thoroughly recommend this outfit and think it will fit most of the designated size range due to the fabulous stretchy fabric though a 6 is more likely to find it too big than a 16 too small. For me, it is perfect. I challenge you to channel your inner Trixie Tinselicker or Holly Jollyfuck and be ready to climb on Santa’s lap.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: The cut, the style, the fabric, the fun.
Cons: The feel of the pom poms is the only negative.
Bottom Line: Fabulous, feisty, festive fun!
Thought I’d pop mine in too just for balance 
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@Green_Eyed_Girl I’m assuming you’re the lower end of the plus sizing? As I say in my review I do think this is probably better if you’re not the lower end of the size range. I certainly think it looks better from the front more stretched out on me than it does on the model who is certainly more petite than myself.
by @Peitho , 8th October 2021
We-vibe Bloom App Controlled Rechargeable Vibrating Kegel Balls
Like all We-vibe toys this comes nicely presented and I am keeping the box with its padded cutout to store my Bloom in along with its charging cable as it’s ideal but immediately lost the plastic cover bit inside which is a pain to get on and off. It comes with a basic picture guide instructions which I found suffficient though the full instructions for all current We-vibe toys can be found here if you want a bit more help. You also get a storage bag if you prefer that to the box and a sachet of lube.
I found the picture and description on the site a little confusing. I wasn’t sure if you had one double bubble piece to start with and worked up to two marble shaped balls or what quite… this was probably just me being stupid (and I could, of course, have watched the video). You have the one double bubble shaped vibrator with three interchangeable differently weighted heads which is genius for upping the intensity as you progress with them. They screw on and the total weights of the three different options are 44g, 62g and 78g.I have tried them all out but will be sticking with the heaviest option as I have pretty strong kegals and get the most benefit and enjoyment from this set up.
Like all We-vibe toys the silicone is high quality and lovely to touch. The charging point is inside, directly under where the screw on top connects. It is a bit stiff to push the charging cable in but once you do you get a slowly pulsing orange light just above the power button. Once fully charged this remains constantly lit.
The app is really easy to download and when it’s got a connection and is working it’s brilliant! The variety of preset vibes is superb and there’s lots of scope for creating your own. I do have the We-vibe Melt as well but I never actually bothered installing the app before and just used the controls on the handle. I have now connected my Melt too and it is awesome. The downside is that the Bluetooth connection to the Bloom is terrible. I have a Tile on my keys that can hold it’s connection to my phone across a couple of fields but this fails constantly at barely any distance from my vagina. I don’t think it’s a problem with the app as the Melt works well from three rooms away… not that that’s overly helpful with the Melt however I’d like my OH to be able to work the Bloom when we’re out. I know it has to work through my vagina but to my knowledge that doesn’t have an impenetrable lead lining and other toys like the FSOG Relentless Vibrations Egg work fine.
One good thing is that when you’re using one of the default patterns when it loses connection the Bloom itself just keeps on going and to reconnect you don’t have to remove it or do anything other than tell the app to reconnect therefore if you’re out and about with it I recommend sticking with the preset vibes and I had a lovely supermarket shopping trip in this manner, reconnecting again after I left the store. The other great thing is that once inserted it is so quiet, I have no quarms using this out and about anywhere.
In terms of the vibes, at maximum intensity (reached with a simple swipe up the screen) they are really strong and beautifully rumbly compared to other kegals and eggs I have used. The presets consist of a constant setting and then 9 others of waves, steps and various throbbings. Generally with vibrators I’m all about the strong constant vibe but with this my absolute favourite is the heartbeat setting… though obviously still maximum intensity! You can also have it set to work off patterns you or your OH draw on your screen. Audio the phone is listening to like your OHs voice (a little kinky, I like it) or music on your phone… my personal favourites were when I was buzzing along to Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” and Iron Maiden’s “Can I Play with Maddness”, the latter seeming most appropriate! The design of the app is brilliant, there are very few instructions with anything We-vibe related but the interface on the app is extremely user friendly and straight forward to use. It’s just a shame the connection to the Bloom is pretty rubbish!
I have had a wonderful time using both the Bloom and the Melt together at home. You can switch between toys on the app and when adjusting settings on one the other continues on whatever setting it is on. I went with the heartbeat on the Bloom and then controlled the Melt to a very intense blended orgasm that I could have gone on and on with if not for the sharp, stabbing cramp that set up camp in my left thigh!
Cleanup is a breeze, the heads can be fully submerged in water no problem and to clean the rest I leave whichever head is attached tightly screwed on, use a blitz of sex toy cleaner and a warm water wash. Then I unscrew the head and give a quick wipe around the base end seal as I don’t think it would like water in it’s cable connection.
Overall this toy is almost perfection, there is so much to love if only the connection to the app worked better. It is still a very welcome addition to our toy box but I would love We-vibe to improves the Bluetooth reciever in the Bloom.
Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Pros: Powerful vibes, great weight, excellent app features.
Cons: Terrible Bluetooth connection.
Bottom Line: A truly superb toy let down by a lousy Bluetooth reciever.
by @Peitho , 5th Oct 2021
Lovehoney Fierce Wet Look Cut-Out Mini Dress
This dress is incredible, it makes me feel so sexy and I adore everything about it. If you’re considering it, I have no hesitation in saying, “Buy It!”.
I love the Fierce range generally as I find the sizing is very forgiving both up and down due to the great fabric. I am generally a size 12-14 so right between the sizing options. I am pear shaped with a big bottom and thunder thighs but a narrow waist and only 36A boobs. I have a bra set from the Fierce range in medium (10-12) which fits well, however, I am quite regularly referred to as Popeye by my girlfriends, I have big shoulders and very big muscly man arms. As a result, I was recommended to go for the large (14-16) in this dress and I’m so happy I did. It’s super stretchy material so although it could be smaller for me across the chest (somewhat) and belly (certainly) it doesn’t look baggy and is still streamlined over my body. It fits perfectly over my bum and hips, I should add I’m 5’9" and it sits just below my bottom, however I wouldn’t want it any smaller on my arms. In this area because there is less material area it is less forgiving so if you have big arms I would say size up rather than down.
Now the actual dress. It is gorgeous. It is very well made, no errors in stitching, no loose seams and as I’ve already mentioned a flattering material that I love. It’s easy to put on, having a full length zip down the front and a comfortable bra style fixture in 3 adjustable lengths at the neck, it would have been better for me if this went slightly tighter though. The material moves with you and skims every bit of you in a great way and being touched through it feels wonderful.
I admit, on me, for full on visual sex appeal… it looks better with a push up bra underneath but that still only takes me to maybe a C cup and it looks amazing then so even small boobs look like killer cleavage with the framing this dress produces. Honestly, in real life it looks so much better than it appears to on the models.
I have worn this dress a lot in the month I’ve had it and it is now a firm favourite. I don’t tend to wear any other underwear with it as it just feels so good with nothing spoiling the silhouette and the ability to have your nipples tweaked through it is essential. Thankfully it still looks good even with very small boobs underneath. I think this will look great on most people but if you’re in that divine hour glass figure set please buy it, you’ll look incredible.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: The material, the cut, the look, the feel, everything!
Cons: The neck setting could be a little tighter.
Bottom Line: Sensational, I adore this dress!
ETA I really do think this flatters a slightly larger body more than it does the model as I believe, excluding the chest area that it is too big for the model. I think more appeal occurs when it skims every inch of you.
by @Peitho , 5th November 2021
Lovehoney Fierce Romance Black Wet Look and Lace Open Cup Body
Overall, I love the Fierce range from Lovehoney. I have a couple of other pieces, the cut-out mini dress and a bra set - both of which I adore. The make quality of all the pieces is excellent and on that front this is no exception. The trouble is the cut is just not right for me. Bits are fabulous, others are not.
Let’s start with the positives, the cups, straps and neck line are brilliant. I absolutely love the top section of this body. I am a 36A and the cups fit me perfectly. Obviously I don’t have boobs that spill voluptuously out of them but they frame and enhance what I do have and flatter beautifully. In addition the choker part of this is the best I have had on a piece of lingerie, for once it’s tight enough, not throttling as it is stretched downwards but it’s snug and restricting which I love and hugely adjustable if you want it tighter or looser. The shoulder straps also have full bra strap adjustability for ease of fit and the frill detailing of the side to choker straps adds detail and sex appeal and looks great.
The bottom section was where I though I might have an issue, I tend to avoid anything frilly around my hips as I’m distinctly pear shaped with 40" hips and favour a high hip cut and smooth lines but to my delight the little bit of lace actually looked really good and I was very happy with where it sat fairly high on my hips.
Now the problem area, I am just short of 5’9’’ and have a slim (in comparison to the rest of me) 28" waist and the section between the cups and my hips looked terrible. I think I sit towards requiring the upper end of the vertical stretch while through my mid section needed no outwards stretch at all so the material ends up in deformed waves being dragged downwards towards my crotch. It is not uncomfortably short in the body, it just looks terrible as the material is being pulled out of shape. There is a little adjustability in the straps on the back but even on the shortest it looked bad.
To add significant insult to injury, my OH tried it on (not his usual style of undergarment I should add) but jumping piminy it looked so much better on him than it did on me! He is a little taller than I am but has a wider, muscled, male torso and accommodating that meant the material sat smoothly and wasn’t unevenly stretched. It is a bit of a blow to the ego when your boyfriend looks better in your lingerie than you do!
Overall I think this will look fabulous on many people, if you are either somewhat shorter that me or the same height but wider through the midsection so the material is pulled evenly in all directions you’ll look great but for me sadly, this did not work at all.
Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Pros: Cups upwards it’s brilliant, great cleavage and neck line with lots of adjustability.
Cons: It is cut too wide and too short through the body for me so the material pulls out of shape.
Bottom Line: A nice piece but not cut right for me.
by @Peitho , 23rd November 2021
Lovehoney Dark Orchid Navy Satin and Lace Robe
I love the rich navy blue colour and the satin and lace design of this robe, it is just gorgeous and feels truly devine to wear.
It is a satin weave of a polyester and an elastane mix and feels incredible. I adore the material, it feels like pure seductive luxury against my skin. It is silky and slippy and skims and flatters every curve on my body hanging so beautifully while horizontal 2-way stretch means it never catches or feels uncomfy. The lace arms, soft and in no way itchy, add detail broadening the appearance of my chest and balancing out my peariness.
I am just short of 5’9’', size 12-14 and got the one size option I am distinctly pear shaped with only 36A boobs, a slim waist but a very sizeable, rotund but highly pert bottom. This robe hangs so well on me, the hem due to lack of boobs and excess of bottom is higher at the back than the front and in profile this looks really cute. It is a little longer than the usual barely covering privates robes and sits the perfect length on me with the lace just below my bottom behind and hanging lower and more conservatively in front while still being lacey see through from mid thigh. The asymmetric appearance of the hem also slims and lengthens the appearance of my legs so positives all around. It is very flattering and I love how I look in it and how it makes me feel.
Not quite everything is perfect, it has the internal ties a number of robes do to help them stay closed and in general I’m a fan of these. Unfortunately, unlike in my other robes in this one they’re not level. The tie is attached significantly lower on the left so it makes the left side gape open when tied to the higher point on the right so I can’t use the internal ties.
My second problem is that it is such a silky, slippy fabric (which for every other aspect is brilliant) that if the belt tie is not secured you will lose it as it slips out easily. I would prefer it if it was sown in along the back. Strangely though, the tied bow stays in very securely despite the slippery material.
After a while of wearing, if I’m moving around a lot the inability to use the internal ties and the gorgeous silkiness of the material does mean that while the tie stays securely fixed the robe slips open becoming very revealing. This is not a problem for me but be aware of it if you are concerned about showing more than you want to.
It says to cool handwash only and thus far I have only handwashed it as it feels so lovely I don’t want to risk hurting it but polyester and elastane should be okay in a delicate machine wash so it will probably be washed that way at some point. Ask me then if it survives but for peace of mind I would handwash it.
I was very lucky to recieve this robe as a tester product from LH but I can’t wait to see what the rest of the range in the Dark Orchid collection are as I am always after quality navy underwear and I love the style and almost everything else about this robe so I will be getting more pieces to go with it.
A very solid 9 out of 10. I adore this robe and will wear it a lot but there are a couple of small details that take away from perfection.
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Pros: The colour, the material, the clever and flattering use of the lace, how it looks, how it feels.
Cons: Uneven internal ties and a belt with a tendency to escape.
Bottom Line: Feels and looks fantastic and I feel confident and sexy wearing it.
