PotW: The Massive One

It’s time for another update of the Massive One, but this time I thought I’d make it its very own topic so it’s a bit easier to find. :slight_smile:

So, everybody get your stretches in now because this is going to be gruelling…

Take up your starting position and… Ready… Set… Go! Go! Go!

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Nice work @Ian_Chimp - that is alot of work and thanks for putting them all in one place! Great job

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WOW !!!

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Great work @Ian_Chimp :ok_hand:
So many great positions to choose from :crazy_face:

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This is fantastic and cant wait to get more positions tried with my oh, wow some look so amazing.

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Do we have to try them all in one session? Maybe 20 years ago!

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I mean, you don’t have to try them all in one go, but I’ve got a cookie for anyone stupid confident enough to try… :cookie: :slightly_smiling_face:

:warning: Disclaimer: All attempts are made at own risk :slightly_smiling_face:


You can keep your cookie…. I think I’d need a defibrillator :joy:

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Wow, I mean - even if you only held each position for 1 minute, that’s still almost (or over?) 3 hours, not to mention time for transition. And consideration that the most acrobatic positions aren’t very forgiving if you have any, ahem, deflation between.


I can probably do about two of the easy ones, and then I’d need a week off. :slightly_smiling_face:

Though there’s also the PotW - Choreographed! topic for some more manageable combos if anyone is looking for inspiration (or to share any discoveries).

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I have updated The Massive One! :partying_face::tada: Now there’s all of January-March’s from this year in there too, for anyone who was finding it too easy. :slightly_smiling_face:

It’s that time again… :slight_smile:

The Massive One has got even massiver. :boom: :sweat_drops: This takes the Position count now to over a whopping 200 :100::100:

How many have you tried? :slightly_smiling_face:

How adventurous have you been?
  • 0-20
  • 21-40
  • 41-60
  • 61-80
  • 81-100
  • 101-120
  • 121-140
  • 141-160
  • 161-180
  • 200+

0 voters

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Phew took a while to get through that list!

Yep, in the 50s… though I think there’s a few exceedingly similar repeats in there and one which was definitely a case of, “Damn it, I’ve got cramp in my leg, I need to readjust!”

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I’ve just spotted I missed 181-200 out of the options. Fuck it. If anyone gets over 180 that’s good enough for me. :slightly_smiling_face::trophy: